04-07-2012 10:37 PM
Channel 5 is looking for citizen journalists to post links to important stories and happenings on the Adult Swim Message Board. They don't have to be Family Guy related (but if they are you get extra xp bonus), they can be about world events, human interest items, or news about the boards/community itself, or just threads of interest.
Channel 5 citizen journalist Newshounds receive experience points to advance their Knights rank path, and the gratitude of the entire Quahog Channel 5 News Team!
04-12-2012 07:24 PM
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04-18-2012 03:25 AM
Channel 5 Ace Newsman Tom Tucker says "I saw Megan Fox in an airport once. She was drinking Scotch and carrying a small package."
04-18-2012 03:33 AM
Brian says; "This is precisely what news has become, a vapid meaningless barrage of prurient and stupid crap designed to keep a bored and shallow populace from getting too nervous about the way things actually are."
Tom Tucker sez: "ooo awkward for the doctors."
04-18-2012 11:56 AM
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05-02-2012 05:55 AM
"Declaring the War On Terror over is no way to discourage terrorists! We need to show them photographs of Diane Simmons' venereal disease riddled corpse and convince them that they're getting that instead of 40 virgins in the afterlife if they continue down that road to terrorism. Why - I have some in my wallet if Homeland Security is interested.
Come to think of it... see pictures of Diane Simmons' venereal disease riddled corpse tonight at 11!"
05-05-2012 11:10 AM
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09-11-2012 06:27 AM
Found this astonishing
Is everything connected???!
09-11-2012 09:50 PM
Wilmington Delaware, murder capital and sh*t hole of the world.
09-12-2012 04:15 AM
"Stories about math are ratings poison. Can we jazz it up for on-air by introducing a conjecture that someone was raped over this? Nevermind, no one would buy that mathmeticians were involved in a sex crime."
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