Re: favorite family guy quotes

FM_B · 10-24-2007

"I had such a crush on her. Until I met you Lois. You're my silver medal." --Peter
"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside." --Stewie

"Like a fawn with a machine gun."

Castor_Aries · 06-22-2004

Chris Griffin: Now look here, you gored-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one in...Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change! Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper? Get out of here, you hobo! Oh, bloody hell. Is this thing still on?

Khrijunk · 05-14-2005

Castor_Aries wrote:
Chris Griffin: Now look here, you gored-bellied codpiece. Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one in...Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change! Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper? Get out of here, you hobo! Oh, bloody hell. Is this thing still on?

I love that line!

Stewie: I'm to trust my life to a turtle? Nature's D student?

Release the butterlies!

use-your-ilusion1 · 10-07-2007

funny quotes guys keep em coming

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Castor_Aries · 06-22-2004

Cleveland Brown: Wow! Lois must have written the book on man-pleasing. Too bad Loretta doesn't allow white literature in our household.

Renegade7 · 10-21-2007

Peter: Lois-esoteric's not a food!

Brian: Swing and a miss.

Renegade7 · 10-21-2007

Peter (to Lois): I'm going to win that election and I'm going to eat your nose.

F_Scott_Fitzgerald · 12-06-2005

Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?!

Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!"

Castor_Aries · 06-22-2004

Stewie Griffin: I was under the impression the name of the show was Kids Say the Darndest Things, not Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.

Renegade7 · 10-21-2007

F_Scott_Fitzgerald wrote:
Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?!

Are you sure Brian said that? I thought Stewie said it.

spice21 · 06-27-2007

stewie: HEY DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS!!!! GET YOUR FAT A$$ IN HERE!!!!!

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

spice21 · 06-27-2007

YA WHAT EVER MAKES YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT B I T C H

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

spice21 · 06-27-2007

FISH ONE:YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE.....I GUY IN A BLUE SUITE

FISH TWO: HUH?!?!?!

FISH ONE: THERES ONE RIGHT BEHIND ME ISNT THERE

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

spice21 · 06-27-2007

KID IN CLASS: SO CAN THEY UNDERSTAND THE BABY????

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

spice21 · 06-27-2007

STEWIE: ILL HAVE A FLAT WATER

OLIVIA: DO YOU HAVE HIGH C

STEWIE: AND IT BEINGS

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

LandEmpires · 10-13-2007

Peter: I'm dumb.

Lois: I'm harried but loving.

M'eg: Everyone hates me.

Brian: I'm a dog, but I talk.

Stewie: I'm a baby, but I talk.

Chris: I'm dumb. I don't think I'm on the show anymore.

Joe: I'm in a wheelchair.

Quagmire: I'm really h'orny.

Black guy: I'm black.

Message Edited by LandEmpires on 10-27-2007 03:58 PM

Enjoy Leapfrog, a novel by me.

I died when a tree fell on me.

spice21 · 06-27-2007

LOL!!!!

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

spice21 · 06-27-2007

" WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE. THIS PLACES GET DANGEROUS AT NIGHT"

THEY WALK AWAY

A LION AND ROBOT COME OUT AND START FIGHTING

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

spice21 · 06-27-2007

DO YOU RENT OR OWN???

RENT OR OWN WHAT???

THOSE WINGS YOU ANGEL!!!!

SO SAD THE FIRST TIME SHE COMES OUT OF HER HOUSE IN YEAR... AND SHE GET HIT BY A TRUCK.

Message Edited by spice21 on 10-27-2007 06:16 PM

HOW DO U KNOW MY LANGUAGE

use-your-ilusion1 · 10-07-2007

" big whoop wanna fight about it"

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use-your-ilusion1 · 10-07-2007

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Renegade7 · 10-21-2007

use-your-ilusion1 wrote:
peter singing "la-la-la look at the bells look at the bells holy crap here comes jebus and he doesnt look too happy"

"I got your gifts this year-they're up in my bum."

use-your-ilusion1 · 10-07-2007

some monster " good......good"

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Castor_Aries · 06-22-2004

Renegade7 wrote:

F_Scott_Fitzgerald wrote:
Brian Griffin: Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more SHUT THE HELL UP?!

Are you sure Brian said that? I thought Stewie said it.

It was the episode where Brian played the police dog and got hooked on coke.

Castor_Aries · 06-22-2004

Peter Griffin: Hi, I'm Peter Griffin. You know, we've had a lot of laughs tonight, but I'll tell you what's not funny -- killin' strippers. Strippers are people, too. Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain at a VIP room. Besides, there's no need to kill 'em...'cause most of them are already dead inside. Good night, everyone!

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