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SwimStar
apetite4destruction
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 39835060

(adam west) "my name isnt adam we......or is it?"
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SwimPunk
Xtacle
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

I LIKE TALKING DOG. HE LICKS **♫ guitar hit ♫**.
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Castor_Aries
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to Xtacle - Message ID#: 39850491

Peter Griffin: Richest man in the country? Wow, no Griffin's been this powerful since my ancestor, King Arthur Griffin.
[cutaway to medieval times]
Damsel: Oh Arthur, if you are able to draw the sword from the stone, and prove to me you truly are the sole King of Camelot, I will make love to you right here in the clearing.
King Arthur Griffin: What if I can just move it an inch, will you touch me?
SwimNerd
F_Scott_Fitzgerald
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

Glenn Quagmire: Welcome to Midnight Q. Tonight, we're going to enjoy the smooth jazz of Charles Mingus, Norman Mailer is here to read an excerpt from his latest book, and then we also have a girl from Omaha who's hiding a banana. We'll find out where. Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo. Stick around.
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!"
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CowboyBebop4Ever
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

Olivia: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Stewie Griffin: Aha ha ha. Oh, gosh that's funny. That's really funny. Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Mmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And yet, you have taken that and used it out of context, to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. Mmm, that's so fresh too. Any titanic jokes you want to throw at me while we're hitting these at the height of their popularity? Hmm? Cause... I'm here. God you're SO funny.
 
And just about anytime Ollie Williams chimes in with a line or 2.
All the world's a stage
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And all the men and women merely players forgetting their lines
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greyshirt
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

"look guys! Bill cosby aerobics!"
 
"who the hell do you think you are?!?"
 
"Florida! Why is that my name!?"
 
"I'll think I'll make him a sandwitch!"
 
"look at me i'm goning down the mountain!!"
 
"goin' up the stairs and goin' down the stairs and goin' up the stairs and going down the stairs and goin' up the sideways stairs!!"
 
"did you know bob crain had his head caved in by the guy who would video tape him having sex with women?"
 
"you can't do anything because i'm in my cereal box fortress!"
 
"yeah you love eatin' red carpet!!!!"
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Castor_Aries
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to greyshirt - Message ID#: 39856550

Stewie Griffin: Well then, my goal becomes clear: the broccoli must die.
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F_Scott_Fitzgerald
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to Castor_Aries - Message ID#: 39856804

Stewie Griffin: Forecast for tomorrow: a few sprinkles of genius with A CHANCE OF DOOM!
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!"
SwimSuperfan
Spawn112233
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

"You're not a pilot! I know every pilot in the world!"

Can't beat old school Family Guy.
In COLOR!
SwimNerd
for_no_raeson
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

This one I hear in the house all the time...

"18 year old Lois; Son of a B***h!!!!" [Brian]

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F_Scott_Fitzgerald
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to for_no_raeson - Message ID#: 39863723

Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog Cable Company all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the Lord Jesus Christ. Think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets. How about you Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
[both laugh]
Technician: You guys, we're still on in Boston.
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!"
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Castor_Aries
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to F_Scott_Fitzgerald - Message ID#: 39866490

Stewie Griffin: Hmm... The ruptured capillaries in your nose bely the clarity of your wisdom. You're saying I must return to face this man in white myself. So be it. As for you, kind sage, I only hope my heartfelt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!

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carlsbaad
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

Dude I'm LUKE PERRY, I can get a way better GAY GUY than you!
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Castor_Aries
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to carlsbaad - Message ID#: 39866911

Tom Tucker: That's right, Diane. And I'll tell you what else will be examined: this cock. Yes, The Rhode Island Cock Society will be sponsoring free check-ups for this year's Cock Awareness Week. I don't know why they went with such a suggestive name. They could've just as easily gone with "rooster." Diane?
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marcus626
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

Chris: "I'm so hungry i could ride a horse...I don't get it"

Chris: "Yo did you check it when that hottie was all up in my kool-aid? yea i was lookin to break off a lil something but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and shes all about the bling-bling"

Stewie: "Alright whip 'em out women, oh and for the record i only like you as a friend"

Peter: "Alright we're officially on welfare, come on kids help me scatter car parts in the front lawn."

 

 

i could go on but theres way too many

 

I'm a comedy fan.
SwimStar
apetite4destruction
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

*spiderman* "everyone gets one"

 

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SwimNerd
use-your-ilusion1
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to apetite4destruction - Message ID#: 39882404

:smileyvery-happy: funny quotes guys keep em coming heres  another

*peter discribing quagmire's deat " first of a  wheelcharied ninja attack him, then an evil pots and pans robot, then a nazi, and then a dinosaur showed up to eat the rest" "you seen the news"

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F_Scott_Fitzgerald
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39883374

Chris Griffin [on the phone]: So, uh... what are you wearin'? [laughs] Wow, I bet you could see right through that!
Lois Griffin: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris Griffin: Grandma.
Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her;
If you can bounce high, bounce for her too,
Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!"
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marcus626
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to marcus626 - Message ID#: 39879758

Peter-"you guys i have something to tell you i dont know how to say this...im fat...now this is noones fault...pbthhhpt"

 

I'm a comedy fan.
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Castor_Aries
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to marcus626 - Message ID#: 39887166

Brian Griffin: Oh my God! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!
Peter Griffin: That's crazy! They're just gonna be hungry again in an hour!
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swimerspy
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peater

Reply to use-your-ilusion1 - Message ID#: 39812986

youre cool
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marcus626
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Re: favorite family guy quotes

Reply to marcus626 - Message ID#: 39887166

Lois-"srry but you have to go back patrick"

Patric-"i understand"

Lois-"we will visit you once a month"

Chris-"we will be uncle patricks period"

I'm a comedy fan.
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swimerspy
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son of a **♫ guitar hit ♫**

Reply to marcus626 - Message ID#: 39887661

I love famly guy
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SwimHotshot
kez432
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Re: peater

Reply to swimerspy - Message ID#: 39887434

your a **♫ guitar hit ♫**
Rest in peace Sid




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kez432
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Re: peater

Reply to swimerspy - Message ID#: 39887434



swimerspy wrote:
youre cool



Thats a great quote ,you read that off the side off a bus.
Rest in peace Sid




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