They should do my idea for Tyler Perry. It would be one of those TV show jokes when they open an episode. And they can be watching a movie or show where the TV would go "We now return to Tyler Perry's: Black People Do Something Funny."
I wrote a script that is a parody and here it is :
What a day for a day dream
Opening credits end and we pan to Lois and Peter having a conversation on the couch.
Peter: Lois for the fifth time explain to me why we have to go to your cousin's house.
Lois: Because they're part of my family Peter and I haven't been able to see them for a long time.
Peter: Fine..... But I'm taking a nap first.
He goes upstairs and lays down on the bed. Now we have the little wavy lines like when they did the dreams on Wayne's World. Peter begins to dream that him and Lois are driving to her cousin's house ….It starts to rain.
Lois: Peter I thought I told you to get the windshield wipers fixed.
Peter: And I thought I told you to shut the hell up.
Lois: WHAT!?!
Peter: Nothing!......Oh crap the tire just blew out. Well good thing there's that creepy looking house right up there.
(Pan to house from Rocky horror Picture show)
Peter: Come on Lois we'll have to go up there and see If they have a phone we can use.
They get out of the car and head up to the house.
( We then pan to Brian sitting in a library with a cigar in his hand)
Brian: And so it seemed that fortune had smiled on Peter and Lois and that they had found the assistance that their plight required...or had they (eyebrows raise)
(Pan back to peter and Lois)
They knock on the door and Quagmire answers ( he is playing the role of the door man for this scene and it's his face with blonde hair and a hunch back).
Quagmire: hello
Peter: Hi, My name is Peter Griffin, this is my wife Lois Griffin... I was wondering if you might help us We seem to have blown a tire out and I forgot to bring the **grok** cell phone with me.... Do you mind if we use your phone?
Quagmire: your wet …... giggity
Lois: Well of course we're wet it's Raining out.
Quagmire: well then I guess you guys should come inside then.
Lois: (under her breathe) It's about time.
Quagmire: What was that?
Lois: I said your too kind.
They enter the house Quagmire shuts the door behind them then tells them to follow him. they are walking through the house.
(many voices start talking at once)
Lois: are you guys having a party...I love parties.
Quagmire: you've arrived on a very special night . (he takes a slight pause) Yes it's one of the master's affairs.
Lois: oh well lucky him
we pan over to meg dressed as a maid standing on the stairs
Meg: your lucky...he's lucky...I'm lucky...we're all lucky(laughing)
Clock starts to chime Quagmire starts to sing the Time Warp
Quagmire (singing): It's astounding.. Time is fleeting.. madness takes it's toll.. but listen closely
Meg (singing): not for very much longer
Quagmire (singing): I've got to keep control...I remember doing the time warp, Drinking those moments when the blackness was in me ..
Both Quagmire and meg (singing): and the voice would be calling....
Door opens to room full of people singing ( these people include Joe, Cleveland, Chris, Mort, Herbert, Death, **grok**, God, Tom Tucker, Diane Simmons, Tricia Takanawa, Ollie Williams, and Rodger from American Dad)
People singing: let's do the time warp again, let's do the time warp again.
(We pan back to library with Brian he pulls down a chart with foot steps on it.)
Brian: It's just a jump to the left (points to the steps on the chart)
(Pan back to people)
People(singing): And then a step to the right (everyone but Joe takes a step to the right ..he hops his wheelchair)
(Pan back to Brian)
Brian: put your hands on your hips (puts his hands on his hips)
(Pan back to the people)
People (singing): you bring your knees in tight...well it's the pelvic thrust that really drive you insane... Let's do the time warp again...let's do the time warp again
(Then they all fall down on the ground and there is an awkward silence, then Peter starts to speak.)
Peter: O-K...well that was interesting, but can you please show us were the phone is now.
(Quagmire gives them a blank stare)
Peter: We're just going to go back out to the living room and see if we can find it ourselves.
Peter and Lois start to go back to the living room then Stewie(dressed as Frankfurter)starts coming down an elevator he's standing with his back to Peter and Lois Tapping his silver platform shoes then Stewie turns around and opens the elevator door.
Stewie: (singing) How do you do?, I see you met my, ..faithful handyman., .He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked, he thought you were the candy man…(Stewie starts to walk toward the room of people) don't get strung out by the way I look don't judge a book by it's cover..(walks up a set of stairs and stops at top) I'm not much of a man by the light of the day but by night I'm one hell of a lover...(cape comes off.. Stewie is wearing the same outfit frankfurter wears).. I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.
(Peter grabs Lois)
Peter: come on Lois we're getting the hell away from this freak show I don't care if I have to push the car home.
(They run out the door away from the house they start to run past the car when Peter remembers that He had a spare tire in the trunk the whole time.)
Peter: (biffing himself on the forehead)..I'm an idiot I can't believe I completely forgot that we had a perfectly good spare tire in the trunk.
Lois: (screaming) WHAT THE HELL PETER YOU MEAN WE JUST HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THAT FOR NO REASON...I COULD KILL YOU.
(They get the tire fixed and get in the car at this point Peter wakes up from his nap, Peter goes downstairs and begins to talk To Lois)
Peter: Lois I have decided after the dream I just had that going to cousins is not a good idea.
Lois: well I guess so Peter I know how your dreams can be. They will be very disappointed but I'm sure they will understand.
(We pan to Lois’ cousins house… it’s the dinner table scene from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Frankfurter: Well looks like Lois isn’t showing up for dinner again this year, let’s dig in. ( he starts up the electric knife)
(We pan back to the Griffin house, the family is sitting around looking bored)
Chris: Hey I have an idea. How about we watch a movie?
Peter: That's a great idea Chris. Why don't you pick it out.
Chris (excited): OK
We pan to Chris putting in a movie and hear the opening credits for the rocky horror picture show.
Peter: Oh man I love this movie. Great choice Chris.
(Final pan to Stewie sitting on the couch tapping the silver platform shoes smiling)
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