Wow...just..seriously, Tokinabb??
While I do admire your feelings of disgust toward racism, and negative influences on kids, your posts in this thread are some of the most ignorant, racist strings of words I've ever read.
Where are you getting this information? I kind of doubt that AS's programming is specifically geared toward white folks. I thought it was aimed towards 18-34 year olds who enjoy cartoons. I enjoy a wide variety of TV shows, regardless if they are aimed to specifically white or black audiences. By your logic, that is probably due to the fact that I am half-black and half-white, right? AH~, yes, of course! That makes PERFECT sense.
Save the children, I mean, of course, just the tragically victimized white ones, born with a hereditary deficiency of common sense and education, who are so susceptible to influence by the big, black, scary monster that is...*dun-dun-duuuuuun* ...BLACK CULTURE! Eek!
White people have good reason to be scared- just take a look at this article from White Times Magazine, written by acclaimed white journalist Marshmella J. Snowflake:
A survey taken in 2010 found that 98% of white children who had listened to a song by Lil' Wayne became "**QWOP**" by the time they reached the age of 18, compared to just 52% the previous year.
A young white boy, in Aspen, Colorado was disovered dead in his home from an overdose of prescription medication, dressed in blue nurse's scrubs, having emulated a scene from the hit TV show Nurse Jackie. In Scranton, Pennsylvania, another young white boy was critically injured in an explosion from the meth lab he had built inside his parent's RV, after watching the show Breaking Bad. And still another very young white child was killed in a collision when he attempted to operate a backhoe on a downtown LA construction site. His last words before his death were, "We can do it!", the catchphrase from the preschool children's cartoon Bob the Builder.
"The rising number of young, white children's horrible and tragic deaths is alarming," says Dr. Saltine Ebony, P.H.D., a specialist in Adolescent Caucasian Psychology at New York University. "It's beginning to reach epidemic proportions."
A new study suggests that a highly contagious virus, throught to have originated in West Africa, may be causing severe damage to young white kids' brain cells, damaging the areas of the brain that control common sense, and decision-making.
"It's kind of like that swirly, hypnotizing umbrella the villain The Penguin used in that Batman movie," says Dr. Ebony. "The swirly-swirly twirling of the spiral hypnotizes the victim, then the victim is effectively able to be brainwashed into doing whatever sinister things The Penguin suggests to them in that vulnerable state, like dressing up as a clown, and trying to kill Batman."
Worse than being coerced into committing superhero homicide is that more and more of our young caucasians are trading in their trucker hats for fitted ball caps with the holographic sticker still affixed, and their beaded hemp Hollister necklaces for what the blacks call "bling bling", or, in proper white-people-English, means a "diamond-encrusted gold chain".
"I spent the Christmas holidays like I did each year, visiting my daughter, son-in-law, and my three beautiful, porcelain-skinned grandchildren, at their home in upstate New York," says Mayonetta Cauliflower, 78, of Cleveland, Ohio. "My oldest grandson, 12 year old Chalkton, wanted a new jacket for Christmas, so I took him to the local shopping mall, to pick out a jacket. I burst into tears when I saw the black and white XXL leather jacket, with the image of Al Pacino holding a shotgun from the black cult movie hit 'Scarface' on the back, with the oversized fur-lined hood that he had bought with the $100 of Christmas money I'd given him," she says sadly. "He then said something about saying hello to a small friend of his, then pantomimed firing a machine gun. I now live in constant fear that he will break into my home and shoot me while trying to steal my television to sell to the ghetto pawn shop for crack money. How could a nice, white child go so horribly wrong?"
Things that once only affected blacks, like poverty, HIV, and incessant craving for fried chicken, are now beginning to impact the white community, as well. Some think that the election of Barack Obama as US President contributed to the popularity of the black culture trend significantly, blaming the black President for making acting like a black person "look cool."
"It breaks my heart, to see our great nation, built by hard-working, white Americans, while the lazy blacks hung out on the street corners smoking marijuana, turn into a place where the streets are never paved, there's a check cashing place on every block, and every woman's first name ends with '-iqua'," says 5th grade US History teacher Albert Powder, of the Charlie Sheen Elementary school in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
"Unlike the privileged black kids, white schools don't have the resources to provide our poor, white children with a quality education, so they end up selling drugs and shooting rival gang members in the streets, because they simply don't know any better than to emulate the saggy-pantsed gangsta rappers they see on TV," Mr. Powder explains. "White kids decades ago used to be proud of the fact that they weren't cursed to be born black. This generation is losing their pride in being the lighter, righter race they once were. If the blackification of our nation's white children continues at this rate, by the year 2015 the American national anthem will be replaced by "Lolipop", by Lil Wayne."
Soon, your 14 year old white daughter will be calling Lil' Wayne, to 'get it juicy' for them, and one day, the once proud pure-blood white people will disappear, leaving only inferior, mixed breed mutts, roaming our once great white nation.
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