Frisky Dingo

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Welcome to the Frisky Dingo Character guide.

Note: This guide is a work in progress that will be built by the community. For more details on how you can contribute please read the WIKI DINGO Thread

White names still need to be written. I also didn't add every sinlge character, but will if someone writes them up. 

Contents

Main Characters

KILLFACE

Xander Crews / Awesome X

Grace Ryan / Antagone

Simon

Stan

Sinn /  Hooper

Wendell Stamps

Taqu'il

Valerie

Arthur Watley

Phil

Dottie Bunch

Secondary Characters

Baby Lamont

LARP Nerds

Nearl

Cody

Mr Ford

Old Spice

Hooker

Mao

Torpedo Vegas

Jenna Finnegan

Ashley

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KILLFACE

(voiced by Adam Reed)

 

Killface is a large, white skinned, muscle-bound alien of unknown origin with a mission to propel this "vile planet" into the sun via his doomsday device, the Annihilatrix. He speaks with a sophisticated tone, but has a foul temper that often leads to the demise of whomever happens to be with him at the time. Little is known about his species, but he has exhibited super strength and is able to survive severe wounds that would prove fatal to the average human and recover from them at an accelerated healing rate. Despite his brutal nature, he clearly has a soft side when it comes to his son Simon.

SPOILERS

After sinking billions into the construction of the Annihilatrix, which is essentially an enormous thrust engine, he finds himself in a financial predicament. Unable to afford a TV media buy to send the public a message of their impending doom, nor the funds necessary for DVD mailers, he has to settle with post cards designed by his kidnapped assistant Valerie. Unfortunately the cards were sent out with the grammatical errors 'Welcome to you're "doom!"', leading to him being publicly ridiculed on the Mitzi and Verl morning show. His misfortune continues when his employee Phil contracts cancer as a result of working on the Annihilatrix. Phil sues Killface, gaining ownership of the Annihilatrix in the settlement, and sells it to a group of Saudi businessmen who are actually several of Stan's clones in disguise.

Killface becomes blinded after a confrontation with the villainess Antagone and later is ran into by Xander... literally ran into by his car. Xander lies and tells the blind and disoriented Killface that his name is Barnaby Jones. Killface declares him his new best friend and thus begins a buddy adventure between the two where Xander also becomes blinded and they end up in a Chinese sweat shop. They escape and get new eyes with help from a resourceful old guy named Old Spice and are are forced into a fight against each other to the death in the Chinatown fighting ring after being captured by Torpedo Vegas during an attempt to rescue Simon. Killface wins the battle, but is unable to bring himself to kill his friend Barnaby. Torpedo, touched by this gesture, releases all three of them. "Barnaby" then tells Killface who he really is and races off, leaving Killface furious and betrayed.

Killface is still brooding and sulking when Phil shows up at his apt, now fully recovered. He gloats and shows off his check for 20 billion from the sale of the Annihilatrix, conveniently made out to "Cash". In a crazy twist of fate, Phil is shot in the head by and unseen sniper who is actually Val attempting to assassinate Killface in an act of revenge. Killface takes the check and makes a deal with Xander, who now has the Annihilatrix key, to an exchange. They meet atop the Annihilatrix and Xander foolishly demands that Killface toss him the check which simply blows away in the wind. Xander, enraged, uses the key to arm the Annihilatrix. Killface tries to type in the the fail safe code: "Frisky Dingo", but Simon mischievously hits the launch button activating the Annihilatrix which moves the Earth a total of 3 feet before breaking down. That 3 feet, however, was all it took to cure global warming.

Killface, now hailed as Earth's environmental champion, runs as the Democratic candidate for President of the United States. Xander becomes his opposition on the Republican ticket. However, both campaigns are doomed from the start. Killface is ineligible because he was not born a US citizen and Xander doesn't even reach the minimum age requirement. Once again Killface returns to his plan to destroy Earth, but before he is able to retrieve the coupling and key needed to activate it, his mother lands on Earth in a spacecraft along with several others of his species. She reveals Kilface's real name as Evilyn and scolds him for not having yet destroyed Earth and for running around with no clothes.

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AWESOME X / XANDER CREWS

(voiced by Adam Reed)

Xander Crews/Awesome X (Adam Reed) - Xander Crews, the dashing billionaire playboy whom inherited the Crews Company after his parents were tragically murdered. He uses his fortunes to fund his other identity as the high tech, crime fighting superhero Awesome X. Sound familiar? That's about where the similarities end. "Awesome X" may be a beacon of vigilance to the community, but Xander Crews is self absorbed, irresponsible, uncompassionate, and generally has a spoiled child-like mentality. His girlfriend is Grace Ryan, local TV reporter for Force 10 News. She is completely obsessed with him despite the fact that he gets kicks out of ridiculing her on a regular basis.

SPOILERS

After having defeated all the super heroes in town along with the help of his robo-suited fighting force, the Xtacles, Awesome X is suddenly a hero without a cause. Stan, the long-time head of the Crews company's board of directors, takes it upon himself to announce Awesome X's retirement after deciding that the superhero venture had been draining the company funds for long enough and that the 10 million it took to fund the Xtacles every year would have to be cut as well. Xander, however, wasn't quite ready to let go of Awesome X nor the Xtacles and impulsively decides to switch the Crews company over to the business of making Awesome X action figures. After Stan berates him for making such a foolish move, he points out that the line will never succeed without a villain for Awesome X to oppose. After Xander comes across threatening postcard, he knows he has found his villain. He orchestrates a plan to trick Killface into signing an agreement to let his likeness be used in the figure line by luring him into an invention competition, but abandons it when it's almost complete after meeting an attractive waitress.

Shortly after, Xander is kidnapped by the Xtacles (who are unaware that Crews is Awesome X) for cutting their funds. Stan uses this opportunity to get the company back on track and has Xander declared legally dead, gaining control of his assets. He also takes over the Awesome X persona. Xander escapes the Xcalibur with only a pair of Xtacle robot pants and a blonde wig glued to his head after being made Ronnie the Xtacle's "boy toy" and returns only to find that he's lost everything. After meeting up with a group of live action role playing nerds, and getting beat up by Antagone, he encounters the recently blinded Killface crossing the street and runs him over in a moment of rage. Realizing he has no where to go, he sees an opportunity. He lies and says his name is Barnaby Jones and Killface invites him to stay with him. They get into a crazy adventure that ends when Xander tells Killface the truth, leaving him feeling hurt and betrayed. Xander returns to Crews Company and puts Stan in his place again, but learns that he has spent his fortune to purchase the Annihilatrix from Phil, whom had gained ownership of it in a lawsuit against Killface. Killface gets a hold of Phil's money after he is killed and agrees to meet Xander on the Annihilatrix and give him his money back for the key to the massive device. His fortunes are once again lost when he foolishly demands that Killface throw the check to him from a distance where it is taken by the wind.

A year passes and Xander has been living as a homeless person. While being interviewed for a fileary he learns that Killface is running for president, and he announces that he too will run for president as Killface's opposition. It also turns out that Xander found the lost check for 20 billion at the base of the Annihilatrix that night and has had it the whole time. When the two of them meet for their first debate however, they learn that neither of them are even eligible to run. After the debate Killface punches Xander in a rage, fracturing his neck and he is forced to wear a halo neck brace as a result. Shortly after, he learns that Antagone is pregnant with his child. Xander is not happy with the prospect of child support, nor the fact that it's predicted that the child will become a giant hideous ant baby. The situation isn't helped when he discovers he has a teenage daughter named Jenna to which he pays a million dollars to go away. Wendell volunteers to take care of the situation by getting rid of the ant baby and goes under cover as an Xtacle, but falls in love with Antagone and abandons the mission. Xander decides to take care of it himself as Awesome X. When he arrives, the child (named Cody II by Wendell) has already been born and races off with Wendell on it's back to the Annihilatrix and is growing at a rapid rate. Xander's problem is resolved however when Killface's mother arrives in a space craft, shooting down Cody II with several laser blasts.