General Action Discussion

[HardcoreHunter]

I only saw 2 episodes I wasn't a big fan. As for fanservice its mostly crappy animation with 3 anime style scenes that everyone says is real hot/sexy. At best I think its meh

[12ozmousesuks]

From what I've heard it doesn't have that great of a story line, no character development and really, just nothing worth watching for....

[HardcoreHunter]

Shinji - Hey Misato whats up with all the american symbolism?

Misato - Don't know what you are talking about *takes bite of pizza hut pizza*

Shinji - You know! Even our plug suits are red white and blue!

Misato - Wanna slim jim?

Asuka - Hell yeah I want a slim jim!

Shinji - *eating doritos* What is up with this?! Were the only people who survived 2nd impact stoners!!! I mean look at our main food groups Pizza, beer, Doritos, and Slim Jims!!!

Asuka - *playing on the sega* I don't see where you are going with this.

Shinji - .....

[12ozmousesuks]

I laughed...

[Doujin_man]

Rebuild 2 potential spoilers

Shinji: This is all I need
Rei: I'm sure you and a million fanboys would say that
Shinji: How do you men
Rei: a naked me all to yourself
Shinji: true and I couldn't be happer

[HardcoreHunter]

Shinji - Asuka have you ever looked up the term tsundere before?

Asuka - Like I would ever waste my time looking up dumb anime terminology baka!

Shinji - Yeah dumb >.>  So why is tv tropes bookmarked on your computer?

Asuka - It's not like I am interested in that kind of stuff or anything; it's just that I don't want to be an idiot like you baka shinji! >__> *blush*

Shinji - You know that knowing anime terminology doesn't mean that you know about japan right >__>

Asuka - Oh sorry I forgot; how many languages was it that you speak again?......Yeah thats what I thought baka

Shinji - Thats mean why must you hate D:

Asuka - It's not like I try to be mean; it's just how I express myself baka >_>

Shinji - By being a b!tch

Asuka - Kiss me Idiot O___O

Shinji - No I like Rei!

Asuka - D:

the end

Gendo - Rei you can keep doing these fan fics if you want just please never read them to me again

Rei - Yes commander Ikari .......Is that intercom on?

Gendo - If I had to suffer through that then so does everyone.

Asuka - That B!tch is gonna Die!!!!

Shinji - Well after hearing that you are very tsundere Asuka

Asuka - *kicks shinji in the face* What were you saying?

Shinji - I'll take it back it's just tsun.....

Asuka - Idiot >__> *blush*

Shinji -  Now im confused >_<

Kaji - Don't worry shinji one day you will learn that you will never understand women......Then you will turn into Tang >.>

Shinji - What was that last part?

Kaji - I said I think I heard the phone rang

Shinji - Oh

[HardcoreHunter]

Asuka - Like I would ever share my thoughts with Idiots like you!

Shinji - It's not that bad when you get used to it. *has rei sitting on his chest*

Asuka - You know since everyone is tang that there should be more than just rei stuck to you pervert! <_<

Shinji - I try not to think of that ~_~...

Misato- Shinji is this your hammer over here?

Shinji - Yeah I was looking for that!

Misato - Ha it's kinda small like a toothpick. XD

Shinji - Oh that must be Kaworu's >.>......Give it to me anyway I will probably see him later.

Asuka - Shinji asking for a hammer to be given to him.....Uhh huh. <___<

Shinji - Hey this is on a subconscious level nothing is perverted! D:

Asuka - Except your subconscious >_>

Rei - This feels nice.

Shinji - Yeah if only Misato gave me my hammer u_u

Misato - I thought you said this was kaworus???

Shinji - I say a lot of things!

Misato - Hey it's getting bigger!

Shinji - Stop touching it!!!! >_<

Asuka - I am washing my hand's of this weirdness. O__O

*meanwhile on land*

*penpen slides out in underwear while bob seager's old time rock n roll plays*

[HardcoreHunter]

Shinji - Stupid Star Wars ruined my Saturday!

Asuka - Wow Shinji that was probably the coolest thing you have said. I have a lot more respect for you now.

Shinji - Yeah a whole night of anime wasted!

Asuka - And there go's the respect I just had for you.

Shinji - I remember when Owl meant something

Asuka - I remember important things like the first guy I kissed.

Shinji - That was me wasn't it?

Asuka - ........Shut up

Shinji - Shame I know that feel.

Asuka -  I am unplugging the computer.

Shinji - *types fast* INB4NAZIKILLSME

Asuka - I will show you a Nazi!!!

Shinji - But we are supposed to be allies!!! NOOOO STOP!!!

Misato - Both of you shut up! I swear to god I will throw this half full beer can right at your head!

Shinji - Like you can hit us both with one can! *gets hit in the face* Ah my face!

Misato - Now bring the can back so I can hit you again!

Shinji - But Why would I do that D:  *gets hit with another can* Ahhh where did you get that can from!? *gets hit with another can*

Misato - Don't underestimate an alcoholic having a surplus of half empty beer cans around!

Asuka - Why don't you just drink the whole can? *gets hit in the head* What the Fvck!

Misato - Thats why!

[foryouwhynot]

The first one doesn't work as well outside the context setup on REVA but that second one was epic win!

[HardcoreHunter]

Shinji - God pre-2nd impact films are so great!

Asuka - What are you watching?

Shinji - Back to the Future part II It's so good!

Asuka - How do you go back to the Future? Shouldn't it be forward.

Shinji - ......This movies Great!!!

Asuka - Fine what's so great about it <__<

Shinji - Everything I mean did you know that in the future we will have hover boards and 3D video arcades oh and pizza in pill form and printers that have dot line paper that you tare the sides off!!!  I can't wait! The Year 2015 is going to be great!

Asuka - 2015

Shinji - Yeah that will be a great year!!!

Asuka - You do know that this is 2015 and we have none of that stuff. In fact the video game system that we have is the same one from 1995.

Shinji - e_o.......

[12ozmousesuks]

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HardcoreHunter wrote:

Shinji - God pre-2nd impact films are so great!

Asuka - What are you watching?

Shinji - Back to the Future part II It's so good!

Asuka - How do you go back to the Future? Shouldn't it be forward.

Shinji - ......This movies Great!!!

Asuka - Fine what's so great about it <__<

Shinji - Everything I mean did you know that in the future we will have hover boards and 3D video arcades oh and pizza in pill form and printers that have dot line paper that you tare the sides off!!!  I can't wait! The Year 2015 is going to be great!

Asuka - 2015

Shinji - Yeah that will be a great year!!!

Asuka - You do know that this is 2015 and we have none of that stuff. In fact the video game system that we have is the same one from 1995.

Shinji - e_o.......

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Shinji:  Misato, Asuka's crushing my dreams!

Misato:  Asuka, stop crushing Shiji's dreams...God knows he can't live in the real world!

Asuka:  *to Shinji* wimp... *to Misato* Shinji's harshing my buzz

Misato:  Shinji, stop harshing Asuka's...buzz?  Asuka, you best not be in my stash!

Asuka:  Uh...gotta go, I'll be staying at Hikari's for a week...
Misato:  Kaji, Asuka stole my stash...

Kaji:  Asuka, stop stealing Misato's stash... 

[Foley_is_Good_149]

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HardcoreHunter wrote:
Shinji - Stupid Star Wars ruined my Saturday!
Asuka - Wow Shinji that was probably the coolest thing you have said. I have a lot more respect for you now.
Shinji - Yeah a whole night of anime wasted!
Asuka - And there go's the respect I just had for you.
Shinji - I remember when Owl meant something
Asuka - I remember important things like the first guy I kissed.
Shinji - That was me wasn't it?
Asuka - ........Shut up
Shinji - Shame I know that feel.
Asuka -  I am unplugging the computer.
Shinji - *types fast* INB4NAZIKILLSME
Asuka - I will show you a Nazi!!!
Shinji - But we are supposed to be allies!!! NOOOO STOP!!!
Misato - Both of you shut up! I swear to god I will throw this half full beer can right at your head!
Shinji - Like you can hit us both with one can! *gets hit in the face* Ah my face!
Misato - Now bring the can back so I can hit you again!
Shinji - But Why would I do that D:  *gets hit with another can* Ahhh where did you get that can from!? *gets hit with another can*br>Misato - Don't underestimate an alcoholic having a surplus of half empty beer cans around!
Asuka - Why don't you just drink the whole can? *gets hit in the head* What the Fvck!
Misato - Thats why!

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Significant lulz.

Also, did you rank? 'Grats if so.

[Foley_is_Good_149]

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12ozmousesuks wrote:

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HardcoreHunter wrote:

Shinji - God pre-2nd impact films are so great!

Asuka - What are you watching?

Shinji - Back to the Future part II It's so good!

Asuka - How do you go back to the Future? Shouldn't it be forward.

Shinji - ......This movies Great!!!

Asuka - Fine what's so great about it <__<

Shinji - Everything I mean did you know that in the future we will have hover boards and 3D video arcades oh and pizza in pill form and printers that have dot line paper that you tare the sides off!!!  I can't wait! The Year 2015 is going to be great!

Asuka - 2015

Shinji - Yeah that will be a great year!!!

Asuka - You do know that this is 2015 and we have none of that stuff. In fact the video game system that we have is the same one from 1995.

Shinji - e_o.......

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Shinji:  Misato, Asuka's crushing my dreams!

Misato:  Asuka, stop crushing Shiji's dreams...God knows he can't live in the real world!

Asuka:  *to Shinji* wimp... *to Misato* Shinji's harshing my buzz

Misato:  Shinji, stop harshing Asuka's...buzz?  Asuka, you best not be in my stash!

Asuka:  Uh...gotta go, I'll be staying at Hikari's for a week...
Misato:  Kaji, Asuka stole my stash...

Kaji:  Asuka, stop stealing Misato's stash... 

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Asuka: It's not my fault that I have to raid Misato's stash.
Shinji: Really? Then whose fault is it?
Asuka: It's hers.
Misato: My fault?! How is it my fault?!?
Asuka: Because there's no floorspace around here for a second fridge, and there's no room in the one we have because you fill it up with your beer. I could probably get around the age limit thing to buy my own, but I wouldn't have anywhere to put it. I'd have to binge it all in one night, and you don't want an Eva pilot to get that trashed, so it's your fault for not saving me any room.
Kaji: She does have a point there. You do use all the available space and restock every day or so. *Gets hit with half-full beer can.* OWW!!
Misato: Whose side are you on?!
Kaji: Well, if Asuka's going to party with Hikari and Hikari is going to cook for us and none of them are going to throw beer cans at me, then hers!
Misato: Then enjoy yourself over there! And don't come crawling back when you want to score, because there'll be more cans waiting for you! *Throws can, which Kaji dodges.*
Kaji: I'm going, but to my place. I'll see you tomorrow. Hopefully you'll have calmed down by then. *Dodges another can.*
Misato: I heard that!
Asuka: Better make it next week, like me, Kaji. *Gets hit by another can.* OW!
Shinji: You know, Misato, if you would just let Asuka finish these partials you have sitting around, that would leave her with no need to swipe from your stash. *Gets hit by two cans in rapid succession.* What the... ambidextrous?!
Misato: It's amazing what you find out you can do when drunk and pissed off.

[HardcoreHunter]

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Foley_is_Good_149 wrote:

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HardcoreHunter wrote:
Shinji - Stupid Star Wars ruined my Saturday!
Asuka - Wow Shinji that was probably the coolest thing you have said. I have a lot more respect for you now.
Shinji - Yeah a whole night of anime wasted!
Asuka - And there go's the respect I just had for you.
Shinji - I remember when Owl meant something
Asuka - I remember important things like the first guy I kissed.
Shinji - That was me wasn't it?
Asuka - ........Shut up
Shinji - Shame I know that feel.
Asuka -  I am unplugging the computer.
Shinji - *types fast* INB4NAZIKILLSME
Asuka - I will show you a Nazi!!!
Shinji - But we are supposed to be allies!!! NOOOO STOP!!!
Misato - Both of you shut up! I swear to god I will throw this half full beer can right at your head!
Shinji - Like you can hit us both with one can! *gets hit in the face* Ah my face!
Misato - Now bring the can back so I can hit you again!
Shinji - But Why would I do that D:  *gets hit with another can* Ahhh where did you get that can from!? *gets hit with another can*br>Misato - Don't underestimate an alcoholic having a surplus of half empty beer cans around!
Asuka - Why don't you just drink the whole can? *gets hit in the head* What the Fvck!
Misato - Thats why!

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Significant lulz.

Also, did you rank? 'Grats if so.

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Yeah I was atomic green now im pee pee yellow.

My childhood helps influence many of these skits    So Manny half empty beer cans thrown

[12ozmousesuks]

HA nice addition!

[Doujin_man]

Fuyutski: so it is almost finished
Gendo it is almost done
Fuyutski: yes
Screen: Final level begin!
Fuyutski: Uppercut jab low kick now low kick HADUKEN HADUKEN HADUKEN
Screen: You lose!
gendo: Rmind me never to play street fighter with you in the room.

[HardcoreHunter]

Asuka - Ever wonder what our plug suits are made out of?

Shinji - I just assumed they were made out of some kind of latex.

Asuka - Well mine probably is, but I think yours is a trash bag. <__<...

Shinji - Ritsuko said I had to use the trashbag till I learned not to pee in my suit

Asuka - Ewww <___<

Shinji - A better question might be what they do with the old lcl...

Asuka - I would hope that they throw it away.

Shinji - But what if they just reuse it O__O!!!

Asuka - That's sick I have to breath that stuff >_<!!!

*the next day*

Misato - Why aren't you two in your plugs!?

Asuka - *in fetal position*  I mustn't run away *reapeated*

Shinji - *in his trash bag* Ha I finally win!!!

Misato - <__<////.....

[12ozmousesuks]

Asuka:  What'cha doin, baka?
Shinji:  That depends, are you series or rebuild Asuka?
Asuka: What do you think!

Misato:  Shinji, I keep telling you the "rebuild" version of us you keep talking about was all just a dream from that coma you were in last time you got your arse handed to you...

Asuka:  *smacks shinji upside the head* What would you do if I was this other version?

Shinji:  uh hello, not get hit all the time! 

[Chappi_The_Rabbit]

Kaworu: Shinji~, how would you like to go somewhere with me?

Shinji: I-I don't know, you usually say creepy stuff and hit on me.

Kaworu: Ah, but that is where you are wrong, for I would like to invite you to my favorite genteman's club.

Shinji: A STRIP JOINT!?

Kaworu: Yeah, giant nude bozongas flopping all over the place. That doesn't sound like utter bliss to you?

Shinji: If Misato finds out-

Kaworu: Oh please, she's probably banging the #### out of Kaji right now.

Misato: ACHOO! [knocks over Jenga tower]

Kaji: Is there something wrong? You never feel sick during our nightly Jenga games.

Misato: I get the feeling that people are getting the wrong idea about us spending the night together playing Jenga...

Kaworu: Soooooooooooooooooo, Shi~nji~

Shinji: No, I like Asuka too much to do that to her.

Kaworu: I knew you'd be a white knight in this situation, so I just called the escorts over to our room instead.

Shinji: Wait, WHAT?!

Kaworu: I've also got this big pile of blow that I would love to share with you.

Shinji: Kaworu, this is all too soon!

Kaworu: Would you rather me attempt to sleep with you, or do you want me to hook you up with some fine ass ladies?

Shinji: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum..............the former?

Escort: [kicks the door open] YO, mutha fuuuuuudgea with the white hair!

Kaworu: [points to himself] Me?

Escort: Yeah you, smartass! You rang?

Kaworu: But of course. My friend Shinji is a virgin who never felt breasts, so he'd like to touch yours.

Shinji: HUH!?

Escort: $50

Kaworu: Hey Shinji, could I borrow $50?

Shinji: No, I don't even want to be here! I don't even have that kind of money on hand!

Escort: Let me remind you that $50 is just the fee for having to get my ass to this dump. It's gonna cost you $60 to touch.

Kaworu: That's quite a boost in price compared to the last time I put my head in your-

Escort: That was 3 years ago, ####!

Kaworu: You drive a hard bargain. What do you say Shinji?

Shinji: NO!

Kaworu: I have a wonderful idea! How about you take this entire pile of blow and in return-

Shinji: Take the blow and leave!

Escort: Tsch, fine fine. I was hoping to get some currency, but this'll probably get me even more [bags it all up and leaves]

Kaworu: So our entertainment for the night is gone with both women and hardcore drugs gone. How does that make you feel?

Shinji: #### good! I'll be taking a shower right now...[slams the door and gets into the shower]

Kaworu: Welp, I guess this'll be better than my left hand and a Hustler. [strips down and gets ready to open the shower door] This time I'll be the one that brings you happiness, fufufufufu

[foryouwhynot]

Somehow, I just knew you were going to go there...

[GARHUNT05]

Touji: Hey I head that shinji has a a tv show now.
Kenske: cool
Touji: he gave us a disk of the pilot!.
*they pop in the disk*
TV: We interrupt this program to bring you
shinji the cowardly hero-boy show! Starring Shinji the Cowardly Hero-boy!
Abandoned as a kid, he was found by Misato who lives in the middle of Tokyo-3 with her roomate, Asuka Sohryu!
but Creepy stuff happens in Tokyo three
it's up to Shinji to save his new home!
Touji:......seriously
Kenske: wow just wow.
*meanwhile*
Asuka: Baka Shinji you made me look bad *grabs majoras mask* Boooga booga booga!
Shinji: Seriously is that supposed to scare me.
Asuka: not really but now a giant mean faced moon is going to crash down on us

[Foley_is_Good_149]

I must admit I never would have thought to combine those shows.

[foryouwhynot]

The only thing left now is a Shin Chan cross-over.

[HardcoreHunter]

*durring the events of both of you dance like you want to win*

Misato - Alrigth the next step to get the two of you in sync is to wear each others clothes.

Shinji - What!? I'm not going to dress like a girl!

Asuka - You had got to be kidding if you think I will let that pervert shinji anywhere near my underware let alone ware them!

Misato - Now, Now who said anything about your everyday clothes.

Shinji/Asuka - Huh???

*later*

Shinji - I never thought I would be in Asuka's plug suit again ~__~...

Misato - Oh Really I never knew that you two were that close

Asuka - It's not like that! And god is it hard to breath in this! My chest is squeezing so tight.

Misato - I forgot that Shinji's suit doesn't have built in bra supports.So it may be a little snug, but look on the bright side all that squeezing will make them bigger. :3

Asuka - They are plenty big enough for your information!

Misato - By the way shinji why are you standing all crouchy???

Shinji - W-Well you see It's umm.....There doesn't seem to be a place for uhh....

Asuka - Oh spit it out already!

Shinji - My pen!s >.>

Misato - What was that Shinji? I couldn't seem to hear you.

Shinji - You know exactly what's wrong *lifts hands in anger*

Asuka - *gasp* Ach mein Gott!! It's Huge!

Misato - Wow Shinji I am impressed. That suit makes you look way bigger than a toothpick.

Shinji - Wait I-It's just tight is all!!!

Rei - I am here to assist in training,

Shinji - Wahhh *covers self up*

Misato - Oh just in time. Hey Rei would you be interested in letting Shinji wear your plug suit?

Shinji - What!?

Rei - What for?

Misato - Just to see how well the two of you sync is all. *in her mind* and to see how shinji looks in all white.

Shinji - Misato you can't just ask something like-

Rei - Yes I will do what I can.

Asuka - Pfft Yeah right Wondergirl Shinji is my partner for this test and I will not have you steal him from me!

Shinji - A-Asuka...

Asuka - Don't get me wrong its just that Shinji is like property to me, and I am not about to let some doll take him from me >__>

Rei - Why don't we let Ikari choose who's suit he would rather be in to partner with?

Asuka - Well!?

Shinji - I er-I

Rei - The choice is up to you.

Asuka - You better pick this shouldn't be taking so long so pick already!

Misato - *drinking beer and thinking* Man who needs cable when you have drama entertainment like this.

Shinji - Why can't I just pick my suit!

Rei and Asuka - (dark glare)

Rei - Thats not an option.

Asuka - Do you wanna die?

Shinji - (puts hands up in prayer) Please don't hurt me!

Asuka and Rei - (deep blush)

Shinji - Huh.....(looks down and notices he isn't covering himself)

Asuka - You pervert!

Rei - I didn't know Ikari was so shameless.

Shinji - Misato Help Me!

Misato - Hey you shouldn't have been perverted and crossdressed to begin with. You knew it would only lead to trouble.

Shinji - This is your fault! (runs away)

Misato - Shinji wait you can't keep running away!

Asuka - Get back here you creep!

Shinji - I just have to keep running!

*runs past toji, kensuke, and Hikari*

Toji - Was that just?

Kensuke - Yep.

Hikari - And he was wearing Asuka's?

Kensuke - Yep.

Hikari - What is wrong with those two!?

Kensuke - I'll tell ya some guys get all the luck.

Hikari - Eww.

Toji - You know this is why you have problems finding a girl right man?

Kensuke - Yep.

[foryouwhynot]