General Action Discussion

[silverofwolfrain]

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TheUrgeT0Herbal wrote:

Ramiel:" for gods sake you stupid kid's, im just a rubix cube!"

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Wait, I got something to add to that....

Shinji: Oh my god, a rubxi cube! I always wanted one-!*in his Eva he grabs it and starts twisting it around in his hands*

Ramiel: Owwww! Stop it! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! NO NOT THERE! IT CAN'T TWIST THAT FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE PAIN THE PAIN OF IT ALL!

Asuka: My turn! *takes the "rubix cube"*

Ramiel: *pants* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! o.o Nooooooooo-stop......hey, this is nice........oh yeah you sexy **bleep** you like twisting this, do ya huh? DO YA YEAH RIGHT THERE!

[wolfpreist]

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Kagomes_Luver2789 wrote:
Shinji: chupathingy???

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Rei: Blarg???

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Asuka: honk honk!!!

[GrooveLee]

Asuka: Call my cell.. it's only $1.99 a minute. A free 5 minutes is included! Cell Girlz Live Phone Action

[silverofwolfrain]

I just thought about this one last night...

Gendo: Uh...shinju?

Shinji: yes dad..

Gendo: What what the-oh right-anyway, I have some good news and some bad news, the bad news is NERV has been bought out...

Shinji: And what is the good news?

Gendo: *holds out this sailor scouts uniform* I found this in exactly your size and it was on sale...try it on...

Shinji: *has a wig on and is wearing the sailor scout outfit* But...what about you dad...

Gendo: Oh don't worry...did I mention that we were bought out by two anime shows?

*FIVE MINUTES LATER*

Lust: *in her bedroom on the bed in a silky nightgown* Oh oil boy...come in here...*seductive voice* mommy gots some milk for you...

Gendo: *comes in with the body oil* This is the greatest day of MY LIFE!

Shinji: *getting oggled by creepy middle-aged guys* This is THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!

[supun]

Heh, won't make sense to some, but those that have seen all of NGE might like it

Gendo: Shinji you got a F in German class.
Shinji: I know, it's hard.
Gendo: You're going to be punished.
Shinji: You're not going to spank me!?!
Gendo: No, I'm not going to spank you .... your mother's going to do it.
Shinji: Nooooooooooo!
(*squish*)

Message Edited by supun on 02-08-2006 11:12 AM

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinij: asuka, youre such a cockbite.
Asuka: oh ho....but its your's that i bite....

[Frisky_inuyasha]

Random one

*kaji looks at lilth*....wait...if this was adams wife...where are her boobs?

Lilth: Who do you think has them?

Kaji: O_O

*meanwhile*

Rei: I LOVE THESE IMPLANTS!!!

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

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Frisky_inuyasha wrote:

Random one

*kaji looks at lilth*....wait...if this was adams wife...where are her boobs?

Lilth: Who do you think has them?

Kaji: O_O

*meanwhile*

Rei: I LOVE THESE IMPLANTS!!!

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[Frisky_inuyasha]

gotta nother one

why sachiel was the angel of water

Sachiel: Prepare to die......*Slush* OH NO MY WATER BROKE!!!

NERV: O_O

why israfel was the angel of music

*the twins look around and started river dancing*

Asuka:uhh.....

Gendo: god is loosing his touch...

why ALMISAEL was the angel of the womb

Shinji: what the hell is that?!

*a giant baby comes out of Armisael*

Gendo:...uhh.....congradualations?

why MATORIEL was the angel of rain.

MAT: *spits out acid rain*

Misato: AHHHH!!! I HATE THOSE WEATHER MEN! THEY ALWAYS LIE!!

*and what happens when rei merged with lilth and became the giant*

SHinji:....uh.....you look hotter

Angel Rei: thanks....wana..."Explore" me?

Shinji:...il need a miners helmit and alot of flash lights.

XD

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

XD XD XD

[Zatoichi200X]

Shinji: We destroyed an Angel..

Shinji is walkind down the hall with Asuka. The a guy in a rainbow afro came and kick Shinji in the Balls

Shinji: What the hell?

Guy is laughing

Asuka: What the hell is worng with you?

Guy: Shinji you just got kicked in the balls

Shinji: No way...

guy: Yes way

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Misato is about to his Ritsuko...Then freeze frame

Rei: We could all be reading a book right now.

Thwn Misato hit Ritsuko

Message Edited by Zatoichi200X on 02-08-2006 04:11 PM

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: congratulations Asuka! you wonthe game!
Asuka: what do i get???
Shinji: me.

[Frisky_inuyasha]

lol my good one will be up soon.

[BikerBoy007]

Shinji: "Well Asuka, I'm in the mood."

[Frisky_inuyasha]

 *when misato pointed a gun at kaji and when he opened the door and saw Adam and lilth...."doing things"*

Kaji: O_O

Misato: O_O

Adam&Lilth:........

Kaji:.....uhhhh......this is....

Misato: i cant even find words to describe this...

Adam&Lilth: we got some...

kaji&misato: what?

Adam&Lilth: GET THE F*CK OUT!!

i love randomness..

[WarFalcon]

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silverofwolfrain wrote:
I just thought about this one last night...

Gendo: Uh...shinju?

Shinji: yes dad..

Gendo: What what the-oh right-anyway, I have some good news and some bad news, the bad news is NERV has been bought out...

Shinji: And what is the good news?

Gendo: *holds out this sailor scouts uniform* I found this in exactly your size and it was on sale...try it on...

Shinji: *has a wig on and is wearing the sailor scout outfit* But...what about you dad...

Gendo: Oh don't worry...did I mention that we were bought out by two anime shows?

*FIVE MINUTES LATER*

Lust: *in her bedroom on the bed in a silky nightgown* Oh oil boy...come in here...*seductive voice* mommy gots some milk for you...

Gendo: *comes in with the body oil* This is the greatest day of MY LIFE!

Shinji: *getting oggled by creepy middle-aged guys* This is THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!

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Watch it, Lust is MINE!

Fairly funny though, just change Lust there to maybe... Sloth perhaps? Anyways...

Misato: For just 400 Yen a minute you can call me up for some sensual live chat. 6 minutes of fan-service filled chat included. I promise you will enjoy it, I am always willing to please my fans at any time.

[BikerBoy007]

Shinji: "I love Europe"

[CastorandPollux]

since family guy seems to be a popular theme,

Shinji: i dont remember you needing glasses dad
Gendo: I wear them to fool the man at the draft board
(kinda works in 2 parts since they would never have a chat personally)

[GARHUNT05]

(This is from "the big red one" and IMO is one of the funniest quotes ever)
Toji: hey shinji what is the nastiest thing you'd do to a girl?
Shinji: Well I want a nice, German girl to stick her firm b*utt against an ice-cold window. And just hold it there.
Toji: what will you do with a frozen b*utt?
Shinji: thaw it out.

Asuka: *kick unit-01 between the legs* that's for being a jerk
Shinji: *cringing in pain* Owwwwwwwww!
Asuka: also I want to see it that would work.

(Flcl ep 5)
Asuka: Go berserker again Shinji, You did it great last time.
Shinji: not intrested
Asuka: I should teach you to be a man Shinji
Shinji: OH YEAH LIKE YOU KNOW!
Penpen: *lifts shinji's head up*
They kiss
Asuka: Oh yeah that's more like it!
Shinji: no no it was the penguin!
Asuka: I can't believe I had my first Kiss
Shinji: liar you've don it plenty of time and you know it!

[wolfpreist]

Shinji: Asuka stfu and get over it....

Asuka:  I dont have any issues about my mothers death....

Rei: You make me have a warm fuzzy feeling deep down inside...

[GARHUNT05]

Shinji: Asuka, why do you like Kaji so much?
Asuka: just to make you jealus
Kaji: what you were just using me!
Asuka: well I was trying to get you both but this was more fun
Shinji: Ha ha Kaji she wanted me not you ha ha!
Kaji: fine then I'll just back to Misato, oh and Auska I have to tell you what you're missing out on
Asuka: What?
Kaji: I go for a whole week and if you don't believe me ask Misato.
*everyone stares at Misato
Misato: o_o

[wolfpreist]

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GARHUNT05 wrote:
Shinji: Asuka, why do you like Kaji so much?
Asuka: just to make you jealus
Kaji: what you were just using me!
Asuka: well I was trying to get you both but this was more fun
Shinji: Ha ha Kaji she wanted me not you ha ha!
Kaji: fine then I'll just back to Misato, oh and Auska I have to tell you what you're missing out on
Asuka: What?
Kaji: I go for a whole week and if you don't believe me ask Misato.
*everyone stares at Misato
Misato: o_o

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i thought this was things the eva chars wouldnt say....

[Zatoichi200X]

At Misato's home..Toji and Kensake look at Ritsuko.

Toji; Go ahead Kensake ask her.

Kensake: Ok Ok.....Hey Dr, Akagi...(holding a hot dog)..*Luaghs* can you shawlo... I can do it she's staring right at me.

Ritsuko takes the hot dog and shawlows it...Toji goes up to her

Toji: Will you marry me

Ritsuko: Sorry, I'am gay. *goes to Maya and Kisses her*

[GARHUNT05]

Kaji never mentioned sleeping with misato and I don't think he ever would.

Gendo: Fuyutiski please take care of this base for me *leaves*
Fuyutski: Finally I can redecorate this dump, the whole grey thing jus isn't working for me how about hot pink with pictures of male body builders and "my liite pony" stickers.
Goaba: Aww crap



(after unit-01 kills and angel)
Shinji: Screw you guys I'm going home.

(when Rei Blocks Remiel beam)
Rei: You're all clear kid now let's blow this thing and go home!
(after destroying Remiel)
Rei: Great shot kid that was one in a milion.

Gendo: Do you believ in life after love...