General Action Discussion

[GARHUNT05]

Kaji: *Points at Asuka* do her *Points at Maya* Do her *Points at Rei* Ugh who hasn't done her *Points at Ritsuko* do her *points at Misato* Lose the kids and we'll talk...

SELEE#4: Lets sing an acepella version of "american pie"

Ariel: I'm Ariel, the mind Raper! oooweoo!

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Kagomes_Luver2789 wrote:
Shinji: *hopes that look mean 'laid'*

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Asuka: Yes it does now close your eyes and kiss me

*While Shinji gets ready to kiss Asuka she pick up pen pen and his beak against shinji lips*

*shiji opens up his eye and screams*

Asuka starts laughing.

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: oh, i wanna be an oscar mayer wiener.....

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: *kicks pen-pen through window*

Asuka: ITS GOOD!!!!

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Kagomes_Luver2789 wrote:

Shinji: *kicks pen-pen through window*

Asuka: ITS GOOD!!!!

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[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: hooray!!! does that mean i get laid???

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Kagomes_Luver2789 wrote:
Shinji: hooray!!! does that mean i get laid???

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Asuka: No

Shinji: AAWW

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: time for plan B. *takes out whip*

[silverofwolfrain]

Ikari: Uh...Shinju?

Shinju: Yes dad......oh my god! DAD YOU'RE TALKING TO ME! *jumps up and hugs him* I KNEW YOU LOVED ME!

Ikari: Shut up! *kicks him off* Son...I think its time you learned about the meaning of...um...life...and as a father I think its my duties...

Shinju: Uh...Kaji already told me about this stuff dad...including diagrams, and a actual demonstration...

Ikari: O.O WHAT!?!

Shinju: Also, speaking of which, I'm gay....

Ikari's wife: *rises from the grave* ITS ALL YOUR FAULT GENDO! *pimp slaps him*

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Asuka: *bitchslaps him* he was suppose to lay me!!! not Kaworu!!!

<.<

>.>

[PyroLover]

Rei: I love you Asuka in that way.

Asuka: really? "starts macking it with Rei" Sorry that whole Doll thing comes from Child's Play. You understand don't you?

Gendo: I have sex with dogs. What's up with that?

Risuko: that rocket thingy was pimpalicious.

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: chupathingy???

[PyroLover]

Mya: Personally I like the Chocolate Chuba Chups. I mean Ritsuko is okay and all.

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Rei: i see.... you only like big, macho, muscle bound girls!!!!

Shinji: thats a lie! i do not like Asuka!

Asuka: *whacks with hammer* who are you calling muscle bound?!?!?!

[silverofwolfrain]

Ikari: Shinju, you know all those times that I have been ignoring you and spending more time with Rei...well, guess what...there is a reason for that....

Shinju: Which is...? o.O

Ikari: *brings out Rei* You're getting a new mommy!

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: ZOMG!!!! who is it??? Pamela Anderson?!?!?!

[GARHUNT05]

Gendo: I have something very important to say... today is my birthday and none of you rememberd and for that the entire staff of nerv has to throw me a huge party at the strip joint or you're all fired!


Ritsuko: Gendo we need to talk
Gendo: about what dr. Akagi
Ritsuko: About us
Gendo not Again I told you when the final angel attacks I'll buy a ring!

Shinji: Dr. Akagi what would happen if um I got one of the eva pilots pregnant?
Ritsuko: I don't like where this is going

Shinji: Hokari and Toji just admit it you like each other jeez you procratinate your relationship more than Inuyasha
Toji: yeah this coming from a guy who can't see that his roomate likes him you're such a Miroku!
Kenuske: And I thought I was a nerd!

[Kagomes_Luver2789]

Shinji: my bedmate has no part in this conversation!

[PyroLover]

Asuka:ZMFG. My plug suit isn't fitting.

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[TheGreatUrameshi13]

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Kiba226 wrote:
Shinji so wouldnt do this

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That's awesome.

[bluefalcon9226]

NERV was created to combat the angels, the most powerful foes of humanity to ever threaten our exsistance.

But there was one thing they were unprepared for -- Invasion of the Family Guy Characters!

Peter: Wheres the bathroom in this place? (infiltrates Dogma and finds the Lilith room) WOW a brewery! Yeah! (Begins drinking LCL)

SEELE Board: This isn't in the plan. That fat guy is destroying our scenario!

Gendo: Wheres that book of excuses? Rei!...

Quagmire: (Walks into Misato's apartment) Hey Shinji, whered you put my maga -- (sees Rei) GiggityGiggityGiggty -- (sees Asuka) How old are you?

Rei and Asuka: 14

Quamire: No Problem...

[silverofwolfrain]

Rei: *in the laundry room sees Gendo come in with some sheets and puts them in the washer* Are you those your sheets Ikari?

Ikari: *nods silently*

Rei: *sighs* Is it the ones about the Angels again?

Ikari: *nods and then leaves*

Rei: *sighs and pulls out a thirty oz jug of laundry detergent*

Kaji: *comes in with a huge load of bed sheets*

Rei: Did you have the dream about being in "Basic Instinct" and Asuka was Glenn Close again?

Kaji: *nods silently*

Rei: *sighs harder and pulls out a ninety oz jug of laundry detergent*

I love "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" lol!

[silverofwolfrain]

Misato: Gendo, why do you always have your hands in front of your mouth?

Gendo: Um, because it looks cool...

Misato: No it doesn't, what are you hiding?

Gendo: *panicks* NOTHING! *Misato jumps on the desk and grabs his hands and tries to pull him away from his face*

Misato: WHAT ARE YOU HIDING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HIDEOUS!

*Gendo has a giant zit on his chin*

Gendo: *vainly* Don't look at me! I'm hideous! *tries to over his face*

Hey...come on, a guy who always sits there in that position has to hide something on his face,

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No it's not a zit he don't have a upper lip