General Adult Swim Discussion

[Buddyroe360]

Sorry to break in here, but "The Guild"...."Team Venture"......WTF, and how......I'm always missing stuff......it's cool.....VIP FTW.

[55]

You can still get one.

Thread is in the Venture Bros. folder.

[Buddyroe360]

Thanx for the tip......Triad, here I come!!!!!

Message Edited by Buddyroe360 on 10-14-2009 01:34 AM

[TMDC]

Come on, y'all know the Black Hearts are/will continue to be the epitome of cool.

Can'twaitforSundayCan'twaitforSundayCan'twaitforSunday....

[Buddyroe360]

I prefer my entourage to be smaller in number.....I was going to join the Guild until I saw my other options.

[TMDC]

Yes, there are a ton of Guild members running around here. I thought about the Triad because I love Orpheus, but come on, an agency of mercenary types founded in part by a Russian badas$ chick? How could I resist?

[Buddyroe360]

Well, with that I can see how you couldn't resist, but the only way I could fit into thet little group I would have to be Brock's old mentor......The dood with the boobs.....Not happening

[TMDC]

Aw, come on, you know you want to pretend to be the Black Hearts version of Pam Anderson for a week....   (Totally kidding!)

I didn't think I could be more excited for Sunday. Then the special ranks came out and I turned into a giggly excited schoolgirl.  Now I'm utterly distracted from my classes. *sigh* How can medical terminology hope to hold my interest while all this is happening??  

[Buddyroe360]

Hank, and Dean both suffered with Testicular Torsion......Study that chapter

[TMDC]

You laugh, but that is actually in one of my current chapters. I can't read about it without cringing and suppressing a desire to laugh over the VB depiction of the condition.

I think the [as] twitter feed should send out random posts from the boards. That would be much funnier than buy this, watch this, play this.

[FieryDoom]

Buddy, that's because The Guild is everywhere.

*does nipple twist on you and vanishes in a cloud of smoke and flame*

Message Edited by FieryDoom on 10-14-2009 07:52 AM

[TMDC]

Assuming that was meant for me and not BuddyRoe, I now have an arching target....

[FieryDoom]

yes, it was meant for you, becauyse you said there were a lot of us running around. i forgot you were a girl, but meh, i'm an equal opportunity nipple twister, and i got my nipple twisting license from The Guild so nothing can be done. BUAAHAHAHAHAHA.

[TMDC]

Hey, nobody said you can't t1tty-twist a girl! You just have to remember it's a meaner and more painful thing to do to one us of us, and therefore you must expect your payback to be at the level of pain you inflicted on me.

*Slinkily leans against window, then flicks out and throws two stilleto knives, pinning Fiery to the wall through one finger on each hand.*

Till we meet again... *flips and jumps out of window*

[funky_branca]

I thought just kicking him in the balls would be the equivalent of a titty-twist.

But, yknow, knives work too!

[TMDC]

Come on, that's way too obvious. I am nothing if not deviously inventive.

[FieryDoom]

stop giving the lady ideas! and how did you get out of your cage?

*puts funky back in the cage*

pft, strangers, can't trust them to do a damn thing.

[FieryDoom]

*puts titanium cup on*

you know, i'd much rather be stabbed between the kidneys with a bowie knife than be kicked in the balls.

it hurts THAT much.

[funky_branca]

No one ever put me in a cage! No one ever showed up to try to put me in a cage in the first place.

[FieryDoom]

*gasses you*

you don't remember because you were gassed first.

[funky_branca]

GOdammiuhhhh...

[TMDC]

Don't think that titanium cup will save you...I have a pair of hospital-grade pliers with your name on them.

And I'm pretty sure a kick in the groin from a pointed-toe stiletto-heeled boot is going to give you a new definition for that type of pain.... 

[FieryDoom]

it takes way more than pliers to do anything to a 1/4 inch thick titanium plate cup.

your foot will be mashed taters long before then.

[TMDC]

BS, kiddo! How do you think some hospitals get titanium rings off people? It's a strong but brittle metal.

Off goes the cup, in goes my pointy-toed boot into the junk God gave ya!

[FieryDoom]

yes, i know titanium is a brittle metal. it will break before you bend it. i have been around metals for most of my life, i should know.

anywho *falls down to ground*