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UpinthoseGuts
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MERCHANDISE

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   Meatwad disco ball yea I said it with red reflective mirror actual disco size,  meatwad pocket mirror makeup case,  meatwad paper rice lamp the ones that are round and hang,  meatwad carwash mit he did work at a carwash, meatwad smoke detector, meatwad bath sponge sold with meatwad t bone on a rope to clean your meat, meatwad igloo dog house dont know why this one has not been made yet, meatwad basketball sold with ignot backboard basketball goal the mooninites like playing games, meatwad dartboard with remarks as you play, meatwad shake frylock carl twister game and says remarks when you put your hand on the characters,  mooninites sun visor that looks like their smokeing in your car,  meatwad cologne called fresh meat,  frylock deepfryer shaped like him his frylocks are the lid lift them up and inside is where you fry your goods,  pop corn cat bag when the corn pops the bag takes the shape of a cat and the pop corn is spiceybuttery and red,  meatwad hub cap rim covers, Giant meatwad inflatible human hamster ball, and a working meatwad phone you no the one, master shake trash can put your foot down and flip his lid or for small items put in straw, master milk shake blender or ice cream maker, carl shaped skate wax, carl body pillow, carl tire gauge yea its for his car, meatwad microphone fome cover,  master shake pot flower planter,  meatwad yard nome with boots and nome hat, master shake drink pitcher handle in back spout in front so it looks like he takeing a leak paint one hand by spout, meatwad or master shake gas container yea the gas comes out of the straw, ignot pool skimer, meatwad pool cover, picture of carls car on car tarp,  meatwad wheelchair cover,  meatwad 2 or 4 person tent, meatwad grill, meatwad boombox,  and the one I like the most the meatwad star dome because who wants to look at real stars when you have to drive so far away from street lights its the same thing they use in school gyms inflats with fan now just add a 3-D star projector, ignot turn table, athf night lights, frylock wave cap, shakes corn hole game yellow beanbag hands to toss, athfopoly game, ignot frisbee glows in dark, yellow clone dog chew toy that says you and me tonight when dog chews on it, meatwad motorcycle helmet, mooning carl window suction cup stick on, frylock pool cleaner frylock floats on top of water and cleans pool, master shake hot tub looks like shorter shake cover looks like cup lid with straw, carl cat scraching post, master shake axe or tag can push on straw and get your shake on, athf mini swiming pool cat litter box,

 

moving on to other merchandise black hanging door beads with glow in the dark beads that spell [as] in the center of them 

 

robot chicken door bell battery operated, robot chicken weather vane, robot chicken fogger and laser light machine shaped liked robot chicken, robot chicken hood ornament, robot chicken soap dispenser that clucks, robot chicken pencil sharpener, robot chicken juicer put fruit in tube on back place cup by rear and in seconds you have robot chicken juice, robot chicken wing suit, robot chicken egg timer, robot chicken knife set knifes conceal in the chicken handles look like feathers, robot chicken baby monitors, robot chicken electric clucking turkey slicer, custom jet ski that looks like floating robot chicken, chicken tail where the water shoots out and wings on the sides  the wings velcro on you will know why when you get flung off, robot chicken night light,

 

mobile home designed like metalocalypse tour bus with train front , swollen hand gloves to play guitar with, dr. roxkso t shirt dr. roxksos face covers the hole front of the shirt and clown wig hair covers the shoulders and the front of the hat under the neck and a press button with sayings, dr. roxksos face on beanie hat with spiked fome nose attached and clown hair on the sides, dr. roxkso red golf ball with hole through it, metalocalypse leather golf bag with custom spiked golf clubs with golf club character sleeves, metaled out golf cart, metalocalypse leather jackit

 

super jail bow tie camera that can plug into smart phone,super jail tattoo arm sleeves super jail robot keg holds cups and of cource dispenses beer and the face lets you know when you need more beer and tells you are low on beer

 

tom gos to the mayer funputer laptop cover

 

boondocks sword for all those ninjas out there

 

tim & eric fake realistic stick on zits wheres my chipy shrunken head for rear view and the crimbus tree lamp the one that looked liked a topiary

 

squidbillies early beer bong hat you wear early. early wears the hat take off his hat pour beer in to his head where funnel is and his 8 tentacles are now tubes

 

and just like the dude I need a new shagg rug

 

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Dark_Lord_Khrima
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For the record, I would buy all of those Meatwad products. Especially the disco ball, AS needs to make that happen.
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UpinthoseGuts
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meatwad diaper this is why meatwad makes the money see