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Rage Against the BM3000 Thread

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All right... as of this posting I've managed to have my pants pulled down, exposing my SpongeBob boxers, twice in front of like a million viewers.
 
I wanted to make that appearance in my Simpsons boxers!
 
But no, the BumpMaster3000 don't work that way. I've tried high-brow and low-brow, but have found no way to force the BM3000 to bump the posts I want.
 
The only word that seems to make any sense for this whole getting on TV thing is:
EXPLOITATION
 
But I want the exploitation to go the other way! I want hand! What do you swimmers suggest? What devious plot do we aspire to?

Message Edited by MrPlanetUrectum on 02-17-2005 11:20 PM

Message Edited by SwimMod_Bast on 02-27-2005 01:53 PM

Why bother?
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Don't try to get on TV maybe?
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i love you phoenix .....almost as much as i love cowgirl ...almost .....ha i'm kidding ya ..caompared to cowgirl you're just a B*****
sorry mod


-rectum you could always threaten with physical harm
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I think the Sponge Bob boxers are tha bomb!!
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Neither of those work... I suggest a conspiracy here... let's all come up with something... we can get them... we can do it!

Fly my monkies, fly!

 

Yeah. I got nuthin. Someone give me something.

(HC, you haven't seen me in my Spongebobs... yet... heh)

Message Edited by MrPlanetUrectum on 02-17-2005 11:08 PM

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may i suggest we bann together and assault the mods head on ..........THE HACK WARS
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MrPlanetUrectum
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No. You must keep working on breeding the flying monkies. And get me a way to force them to bump my post!

I like how that sounds... BUMP MY POST, [as]!

Why bother?
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ok .....how bout we gather up all the mods and put them in a sack then thrw them in a river ........excluding phoenix .

wait what was this thread about
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MrPlanetUrectum
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Hmmm... that's not the kind of TV I want to get on...

(I'll meet you behind the Waffle House at 4AM)

Why bother?
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Um, the mods have nothing to do with getting things on tv. They don't even work for [as].
They say there's no such place... as Paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But, in spite of that... Why am I so driven to find it?
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Heheh. Thanks, rpg.

Still, nothing sends a message to WS like a mod sent to them all Russian mafia style... with an order of grits. (Positive & negative reinforcement)

I suggest we all post the same bump, so that they have no choices. Now what to post? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
Why bother?
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I have said so many different things to get my rantings on air claimed to have been Too Smart, sang Monty Python, offered to Flash Highway Traffic, threatened to take Hostages, all to no avail. I am beginning to think something is wrong. Maybe it is because I don't post like an animal or say something ridiculously stupid enough that they can make fun of... Although I have said some really stupid things... even left myself completely open for "the kill". Maybe I am just not cut out for stupidity.
 
HolyChickin

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Maybe you worry about it too much. 
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Besides, half the posts on TV didn't even come from that thread.
What can you say about those White Sox except..... at least they're not from Canada.
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SwimMod Phoenix wrote:
 
Maybe you worry about it too much. 

Maybe you are right... what is the big deal anyways!!
 
WWWAAAAHHHHH!!! But I wanna be on TV!! (You have to say that in a whiney girlie voice for full effect)
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Thats my girl

inteligent and very stubborn
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I got on TV.

You didn't.

:smileyvery-happy:

What can you say about those White Sox except..... at least they're not from Canada.
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Heheh. Weez just havin fun. Complainin' = human pasttime.

I guess since they pull from all the other threads half the time I could say something like:

Duuuuhh, Gee-orjuh, maaaybe if I, uh, say it stupid here, I, uhhh, gets on thuuuuuhhh TeeVee?

No? I didna think so.

Why bother?
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Dear Mr. Planet Urectum,
I agree with phoenix up there, don't try to get on tv. You should go play with the new Nintendo DS instead... mmm... touch screen... mmm... screen...
P.S. [Adult Swim] is hilarious, you guys just need to, you know, actually work on the script of ATHF, maybe it'll come close to the level of godliness that the Brak Show obtained... where are my pants?

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tazzftw wrote:
 

I got on TV.

You didn't.


Dear tazz,

TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

So!

Go to MEXICO!!

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Do you guys get roaches? Do they take messages?

What about sewerbadgers?

Do you beleave in angels? If so where the in the hell are the zombies? Unreliable arent they...
WE NEED TO KILL THE SOAP SCUM!!!!!
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I have even said that my cat is on fire how open do I need to leave it??
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tazzftw wrote:

I got on TV.

You didn't.

:smileyvery-happy:


Is this something to brag about? Really? TV = non-clever. I would know... wait... blast you tazz! Someone blast tazz.
 
(Sorry, chicky... I root for tha goot... er good ones... but they no play yers... or chux... sadness, )
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Yeah... you'd prolly have to send in the pics... What a world!
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Mr. PlanetUrectum wrote:
 
Still, nothing sends a message to WS like a mod sent to them all Russian mafia style... with an order of grits. (Positive & negative reinforcement)
I suggest we all post the same bump, so that they have no choices. Now what to post? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
 

I love it when you talk like dis BORIS!!
 
HolyChickin
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