General Adult Swim Discussion

[NoThiNGFaC3]

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BumpMaster3000 wrote:
Nick Weidenfeld drew those. Boy has skills.

And on the topic of bumps, I'm going to make an effort to be nicer. My parole officer has been trying to get me to do that for months.

Also what would you guys like to see more of?

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Yes show the owl..we need proof he is still alive.

[Holychickin]

Dear BumpMaster,

I don't necessarily have a preference of what I would like to see... I don't even really care if you are nice... most of the time it is funnier if you aren't. I just wanna laugh my hiney off like I used to.

As for your parole officer... send him my way. I will take care of him... after a couple of nights partying it up with me... he will be yer best bud.

Smooches!!

HolyChickin

[MrPlanetUrectum]

Nice? That better be a patended [adult swim] lie!

Stay the coarse, Hater! Bring the funny! Don't let us know which way yer comin' from!

[MrPlanetUrectum]

March 3, 2005 - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Dear Adult Swim,

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- [viewer]

Dear viewer,

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- [adult swim]

Message Edited by MrPlanetUrectum on 03-18-2005 12:15 AM

[SwimMod_Phoenix]

Thanks for the answer.  I like those drawings. 

Personally, I'd like more love.  And more creepy **bleep**.  I dunno.  I really liked the night with the drunken moths and kinda harped on this in another thread, but I really liked the feel of that.  It was weird and creepy but kinda seductive at the same time.

If you highlight too much of the stupidity, why would anyone want to join us here?  Except the dummies.  They'd be all like, "Finallee!  A mesaj brd 4 mi! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  There's smart stuff out there.  Somewhere.  Probably in Rants. 

Message Edited by SwimMod_Phoenix on 03-18-2005 12:38 AM

[lvleatwad]

God, Im unbanned!! Thank God! or should I say Thank Mod!

[Holychickin]

Ahhhh... yet again another Friday. I would just like to thank the BumpMaster3000 for not being so winded in the bumps I posted last night. As it was I was up till like almost 2:30 a.m. trying to get the green and white from freaking out so it was fit for human consumption. AND here I am at work at 8:00 a.m. with cappuccino in tote.

BumpMaster, I was reading some of the posts... you need to be mean again. Not just mean either... obscenely mean. You give me goose bumps sometimes!! So, I guess what I am saying is... maybe you should like, throw a handful of fire ants in yer trousers and then sit down to do the bumps. I tried that the other day you know... it gives a whole new meaning to the word motivation.

[MrPlanetUrectum]

I don't know no drunken moths... I swear I've been watching since the Stephen Hawking days (aside: who did that music to The Rising Sun 2AM program?), but there are gaps in my memories... I didn't catch on to the viewer bumps until like September or October 2004 & I've never seen Perfect Hair Forever... oh my.

The meaness is the best, I like it when the pics are tossed into the mix, the explosions could be exploited more without getting old (blow that puppy!) & it'd be great to see more ways of bumps getting destroyed. Or revered. Pick a good one and frame it in gold and put it on a pedestal with heavenly light shining down on it and angelic music & proclaim that person a genius... then blow that puppy & insult the hell outta them!

I'm also highly partial to post responses... you may have noticed I like to play LilBastardBumpMasterJr (who' the mother?) in the B&W thread like a good lil hater... If it's funny use it & then jump in and insult the insulter... I like the idea of a 2-for-1 for us viewers getting bumped. I'd do at least one LilBastardBumpMasterJr bump or one of the ones from the other threads where you punch in like 5 or 6 viewers in one... do either of those once a week. But, like I said, I'm partial to that kinda thing.

And the Words of Wisdumb are just plain classic. Taking stuff outta context rocks. If the baby glows...

In conclusion, pictures, explosions, major abuse, and above all, the twisted smack-down funny. Stay the course!

[R.I.P.blaowdawdee]

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BumpMaster3000 wrote:
Nick Weidenfeld drew those. Boy has skills.

And on the topic of bumps, I'm going to make an effort to be nicer. My parole officer has been trying to get me to do that for months.

Also what would you guys like to see more of?

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How about some more intelligent posts or clever humor? After you put up that post which was entirely CAPS LOCK I lost all faith in humanity.

[MrPlanetUrectum]

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blaowdawdee wrote:

How about some more intelligent posts or clever humor? After you put up that post which was entirely CAPS LOCK I lost all faith in humanity.

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THE BUMPMASTER IS HERE TO MAKE YOU LOSE ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY.

DUH.

(BM, so you post here suggesting "LOOK WHO FOUND THE CAPS LOCK KEY" wouldn't make the cut, then IMMEDIATELY bump one? A$$! lol)

[Holychickin]

MrPlanetUrectum wrote:

BM, so you post here suggesting "LOOK WHO FOUND THE CAPS LOCK KEY" wouldn't make the cut, then IMMEDIATELY bump one? A$$! lol

I know... ha ha ha ha ha!! I had to type that one. The spelling mistakes were horrendous!! I hate typing in CAPS!! They mess me all up!! I had to re-type that one like three times because I hit the "shift" button at the beginning of the sentence (force of habit)

So basically, the BumpMaster3000 broke his own rules. That means anything goes... there are no guidelines as to what makes a post "bump material". I guess it is what ever tickles his touchie that day or if he is feeling froggie.

HolyChickin

P.S. BumpMaster, quit feeling up frogs!! I know cheap thrills are fun and all but, that is just gross!!

Message Edited by Holychickin on 03-18-2005 12:57 PM

[Qman1]

Maybe some better bumps on Thursdays? (Im sorta tired of seeing stupid posts, I'll admit, some ARE funny, but, the stupidity is overwhelming)

Fan art being shown? (like one or two days thru the week)

[lvleatwad]

Whats does the BumpMaster3000 even do...

[brad7411]

the thursday bumps and alot more stuff

this is what the quick faq says
BumpMaster3000: production assistant and viewer card producer for [adult swim];

Message Edited by brad7411 on 03-18-2005 02:53 PM

[lvleatwad]

Hahahha... oh, lol

[frywadmaster]

Hey BM (Bowel Movement?),
What if you bumped posts that challenge you to come up with witty answers. At times it seems you are a bit of a procrastinator; waiting to choose the bumps until 10 minutes before they are due. Then thinking "$hit, I have to get those fckng bumps done." This is hardly a work ethic you should be modeling for the kids out there who watch [adultswim]. Little Timmy hasn't shot at the neighborhood dogs for weeks and when I ask him why he replies,"BumpMaster3000 waits until the last minute and produces shotty workmanship. Why can't I?" Now rabid dogs have completely taken over. Happy now?

[lvleatwad]

Dear [Adult Swim],
Your the top rated show ever!

[YouveGotMyStapler]

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BumpMaster3000 wrote:
Nick Weidenfeld drew those. Boy has skills.

And on the topic of bumps, I'm going to make an effort to be nicer. My parole officer has been trying to get me to do that for months.

Also what would you guys like to see more of?

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quote Space Ghost. especially "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, A shark on beer is a beer engineer."

Oh, and more of my bumps, if i ever get any up there again.

[lvleatwad]

Wow.. We are so pathetic..

[YouveGotMyStapler]

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lvleatwad wrote:
Wow.. We are so pathetic..

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Hey, if it happens just once I'll be happy. Plus, we need more Space Ghost fans. Wait, no, WE NEED SPACE GHOST!!

[lvleatwad]

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YouveGotMyStapler wrote:

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lvleatwad wrote:
Wow.. We are so pathetic..

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Hey, if it happens just once I'll be happy. Plus, we need more Space Ghost fans. Wait, no, WE NEED SPACE GHOST!!

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Indeed

[Wingnut101]

BM3000 Ok.......

[R.I.P.moon_convict]

IM ~bleeped~ off why did you insult my mother? its all your fault

[lvleatwad]

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moon_convict wrote:
IM ~bleeped~ off why did you insult my mother? its all your fault

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WTF?

[MrPlanetUrectum]

Dear Adult Swim,

How did you get so big and strong?

- [ryoga1414]

The same way you succeed at anything,

Hard work,

practice,

and steriods.

- [adultswim]

Dear Adult Swim,

My boyfriend yells at me for staying up late to watch [adultswim].

He says I should know better.

Should I?

- [omahatcd68]

He's right.

You should know better

than to date some idiot

who doesn't watch us.

- [adultswim]

No! Bad BumpMaster! BAD!! We're gonna have to revisit the electric collar, aren't we? I love that collar almost as much as the radio controlled button that activates it.

Message Edited by MrPlanetUrectum on 03-20-2005 03:28 AM