Don't they also deserve a list of names they can use to hate on the shows that they don't have to watch or even talk about? Yes, because they are really really really special:
American Bland
Aqua Spleen Dumber Farce/Aqua Enuch Pooptrol Squawk 0
Assy McStink
Black Dumbumite
The Boomcocks Which Are Lame
The Blech Show (Starring Dumb Butts)
Chili's Hostile
Chinkly, Illistinky
Deretardecated
Beaglefart
Flaccid Guy
Funny Guy Not Stuck in Internet Because He Isn't Funny
The Fart, She Smellers
Stink of the Landfill
Mary Failley's Faillyhole
Metalotoolongtospellbecauseitdumbprolapse
Moral Oral Sex With Dead Dogs
NTSF:NSFW::WTF:::TOOMANYLETTERS
The Obshorts
Off The Air Where It Belongs In A Dumpster!
The Office Without John Krasinski
Imperfect Fair Never
The Failing Son Sacrilicious Fart
Flopbot Turkey
Bawl of the Gay Men in Holes
Sleeplab 2069
Space Nose Boast too Most
Squidfailsies
Sucker and Floop
Superfail
Tim and Eric Not Awesome Show, Bad Job...Stupid
Tom Fails to Go to the Mayor and Gets Run Over by Hitler
Venture Why Bothers
Xhausting: Renelame Anthill
There you go, babies.
Which do you hate more: Italy or France?