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Metal joke

What is Kerry King's favorite video game console?

 

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Slaystation!
Spoiler
Or Slaystation 3, whatever.

 

 

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why cant skrillex go fishing cuz he always drops da bass lol

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What did Zack de la Rocha bring back from the beach?

 

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Pocket full of shells

 

Children deform .You can hear them. Hopefully in pain. Screaming love songs. In my head. In my hell.
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SODMGBASEDBOYZ wrote:

why cant skrillex go fishing cuz he always drops da bass lol


I don't know who that is. But I'm going to guess a bass player. :smileytongue:

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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Nile wrote:

What did Zack de la Rocha bring back from the beach?

 

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Pocket full of shells

 


LOL :smileyvery-happy:

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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he's this generation's beethoven

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SODMGBASEDBOYZ wrote:

he's this generation's beethoven


I see...

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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How do you tell if a kid has listened to too much Ozzy?

 

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If you ask him what the letter after "H" is, and his response is "I..I..I".

 

Let the Dragon ride again on the winds of time.
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RandAlThor13 wrote:

How do you tell if a kid has listened to too much Ozzy?

 

Spoiler
If you ask him what the letter after "H" is, and his response is "I..I..I".

 


:smileyvery-happy:

 

You could say the same thing about the Black Sabbath song I from the album Dehumanizer. >_>

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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^ album rules...

 

But these jokes, man, no offense, but these are just too d*mn corny... :smileyvery-happy:

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the_raytownian wrote:

^ album rules...

 

But these jokes, man, no offense, but these are just too d*mn corny... :smileyvery-happy:


Don't you mean Korny? :smileytongue:

 

Oh wait, that's not metal. :smileyindifferent:

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

the_raytownian wrote:

^ album rules...

 

But these jokes, man, no offense, but these are just too d*mn corny... :smileyvery-happy:


Don't you mean Korny? :smileytongue:

 

Oh wait, that's not metal. :smileyindifferent:


Nu it isn't.

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RandAlThor13 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

the_raytownian wrote:

^ album rules...

 

But these jokes, man, no offense, but these are just too d*mn corny... :smileyvery-happy:


Don't you mean Korny? :smileytongue:

 

Oh wait, that's not metal. :smileyindifferent:


Nu it isn't.


lol

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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these need to stop.

 

 

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-TheUltamiteSwimGod- wrote:

these need to stop.

 

 


NEVAR

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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Whenever you knock me down
i will not stay on the ground
pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, up, up
and never say never!

:smileyindifferent:
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-TheUltamiteSwimGod- wrote:
Whenever you knock me down
i will not stay on the ground
pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, up, up
and never say never!

:smileyindifferent:

More like Never Say Die!

 

am i rite?

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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More like always say die.
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-TheUltamiteSwimGod- wrote:
More like always say die.

What? You don't like that album? :smileytongue:

 

On another note, I know many people don't consider Slipknot to be metal, but this was too good not to share.

 

How many members of Slipknot does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Spoiler
Nine. Five to change the light bulb, and four to jump around and do nothing.

 

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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:smileyindifferent:

:smileyvery-happy:


Rofl.

One of my favorite bands has nine members :smileysad:

but it's The New Pornographers.

And they're awesome

:smileytongue:
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-TheUltamiteSwimGod- wrote:
:smileyindifferent:

:smileyvery-happy:


Rofl.

One of my favorite bands has nine members :smileysad:

but it's The New Pornographers.

And they're awesome

:smileytongue:

What do they all do?

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
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um. drums. guitar. bass. piano. chello. violin (i think). tamborine. and whole bunch of crap. but not in every song. xD

it's really good.
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no

 

it's Pain Boy and Game Beer :smileyvery-happy:

I thought it was time for a new sig!!!! =D
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MasterEv wrote:

no

 

it's Pain Boy and Game Beer :smileyvery-happy:


Those are his favorite hand held consoles. :smileytongue:

I will wait for you until the end of time. * I'll wait for you there, like a stone. I'll wait for you there, alone. * Gotta have faith.
Me * Death_is_coming gave me a pony tail. * CartoonPlanet made me a motivational poster
Monty Python and the Holy Grail avatar and screen cap extravaganza!
Odin's brother made me a Chrono Trigger hat. * [+ -- oo]
Wake up and have breakfast with the king.
RIP RONNIE JAMES DIO 1942 - 2010
Cuteness by Killme_then_Kissme
Get well, Tony Iommi!