Yeah, I have thoughts that haunt me in silence.....Like if there isn't anything producing little images for my mind I tend to think of crazy things.....The power went out today, and I was trying to get some sleep, and for some reason all I could think about was a bear mauling me........I would try to think of other things, but I just couldn't let the bear mauling go.
I've never done prison, but during my short stint in jail there was a rule that you don't have a say so as to what's on the tube until you've been there 3 months........All we watched was female exercise shows, trash TV, and Nick at Night.........Like being locked up with burly Women.
Kaitlyn brought a wolf for me to fight, and refused to speak to me until I'd bested it in battle.
I did so, easily. Because there are three things that I'm the t!ts at: Barbecuing, Mega Man 2 and finding lupine pressure points.
I thought we'd mack a little after that, but she just laugh-cried manically over the wolf corpse until her face turned purple. Also, she was driving an Aztek and that's literally my only deal breaker.
I'M COMMITTING VERBAL MURDER IN THE MAJOR THIRD DEGREE
MY NAME IS BEETHOVEN MOTHERPHUKKER, MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF ME.