Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law

[SwimMod_Luuv]

As Knights of Justice aspirants/interns, you will be faced with carrying out various menial tasks such as fetching coffee and delivering mail.

Making Coffee:

Basically post a link (let's keep it to one a day per Knight max) to any thread you find that's about coffee.  The better/more interesting/more entertaining the thread, the more xp you get to advance in rank.

Bringing the mail up:

Post a link (let's keep it to one a day per Knight max) to Harvey Birdman threads that haven't yet been relocated to the Birdman folder.  If any of them are relevant enough to be relocated here, you'll get points for those as well.

HELPeR edit: changed title to reflect knights consolidation. -noobull

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

These threads could probably be moved here:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/Harvey-B
irdman/m-p/33696701/highlight/true#...

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/Birdman-
Trivia/m-p/15430549/highlight/true#...

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/birdman/
m-p/4876772/highlight/true#M144792

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/Birdman-
The-Birdcage-replacement-thread/m-p...

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/Harvey-B
irdman/m-p/9349466/highlight/true#M...

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

And some coffee threads:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Babbling/Cold-coffee/m-p/63351777/
highlight/true#M9197540

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Incoherent-Babbling/COFFEE-TIME/m-
p/62305946/highlight/true#M33795577

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Metalocalypse/Coffee-Mugs/m-p/5249
8326/highlight/true#M60805

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Kekkaishi/Coffee-Milk/m-p/57097054
/highlight/true#M14358

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Babbling/Coffee/m-p/45427951/highl
ight/true#M7715597

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Babbling/ITN-B-tch-gets-coffee-com
plains/m-p/61882986/highlight/true#...

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Adult-Swim-Discussion/I-Co
ffee-Ambushed-Williams-Street-Adult...

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Rants/Coffee-Jones/m-p/37027807/hi
ghlight/true#M1701993

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Babbling/Coffee-or-Tea/m-p/5170308
4/highlight/true#M8341470

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Babbling/What-s-your-favorite-coff
ee/m-p/51360156/highlight/true#M831...

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Most of that is junk mail.

But that Birdcage II thread, important stuff.  So you get big points for that one, which was forwarded upstairs (also moved into this folder)

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Wah too much coffee!  don't have time to check all those out, maybe this weekend (and apply points after that).

I think I may change the rules of these things to one thread per day max for the coffee fetching and mail fetching thing.

But all your links still count for this post.  I'll just have to check them out later.

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

Yeah, that's probably a good idea. I found a lot more coffee threads than that, but I didn't want to hit you with too many threads (which I apparently did anyways, sorry).

Edit: Found another Birdman thread that could be kind of fun:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Adult-Swim-Discussion/Did-
you-ever-wonder/m-p/48152544/highli...

[westpark]

Give me a pension & benefits & I'm onboard.

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Your benefits all derive from not having to worry about your pension, which you don't have.

[noobuIl]

*goes to random page in GCD*

How about this piece of mail?

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/Why-hasn
-t-Phil-fired-Harvey/m-p/16524150#M...

Here's some coffee... it might be cold though.

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Incoherent-Babbling/Mmmmm-coffee/m
-p/55320851/highlight/true#M3140342...

[SwimMod_Luuv]

Why hasn't he ever fired him?  But wait, there was at least one episode where he got fired I think.

Also I hear tell coffee is yummy.

[noobuIl]

Here is another possible piece of mail:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/so-is-ha
rvey-birdman-jewish/m-p/19464333/me...

Off to find me some coffee.....

[noobuIl]

Here we go... here's some coffee:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Incoherent-Babbling/Coffee/m-p/563
47968/highlight/true#M31751136

[noobuIl]

Today's mail is short but relevant:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/MENTOR-t
he-mind-taker-Not-MENTOK/m-p/383724...

[noobuIl]

some more mail:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/The-bear
-in-Birdman/m-p/2604637/message-uid...

[noobuIl]

and some coffee:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Incoherent-Babbling/Irish-cream-an
d-coffee/m-p/53288143/highlight/tru...

[noobuIl]

Here's another piece of mail:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/Our-Epic
-Mural-To-Harvey-Birdman/m-p/390836...

[Franziska_von_Karma]

>_>

It's an invalid answer because it's not a thread on the boards, but I felt this must be posted here: http://soadcoffee.ytmnd.com/

[SwimMod_Luuv]

I'll allow it.  Proceed Mr Frisky_VanKrampton

[noobuIl]

I keep forgetting about the mail

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/Did-you-
get-that-thing-I-sent-ya-Drug-deale...

[noobuIl]

and the coffee

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/do-you-f
olks-lke-coffee/m-p/39650859/highli...

[noobuIl]

Here's a rather bulky piece of mail for today.

[noobuIl]

today's fresh coffee

[noobuIl]

Today's mail:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/General-Comedy-Discussion/The-Phil
-Ken-Sebben-Quote-Game/m-p/24541234...

[noobuIl]

... and today's coffee coffee:

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Incoherent-Babbling/Coffee-Coffee/
m-p/61534206/highlight/true#M335405...

[Rather_Dashing]

http://boards.adultswim.com/t5/Incoherent-Babbling/Oh-Coffee/m-p/
58585738/highlight/true#M32503398