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[breakout2317]

I feel if any show needs this, it's Home Movies. Post your favorite quotes here.

"Your grandpa's dying?"
"We're all dying, Melissa."

[cybersybil]

Anything that comes out of McGuirk's mouth is gold.  I'm working on a McGuirk soundboard, but holy crap, I can't decide what NOT to include.

[breakout2317]

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cybersybil wrote:
Anything that comes out of McGuirk's mouth is gold.  I'm working on a McGuirk soundboard, but holy crap, I can't decide what NOT to include.

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Bah, don't not include anything.


EDIT: Don't forget to add in "Get in the car kids. It's rutting season."

Message Edited by breakout2317 on 05-05-2008 08:21 PM

[CockatriceWright]

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cybersybil wrote:
Anything that comes out of McGuirk's mouth is gold.

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Yes.  XDDD "Get me a rope.  I'll tie her to the couch."  Heck, that entire episode... XD

[jallenk]

i liked the exhange McGuirk had with the Improv motivation speakers from the ep a few days ago. (another ep i don't remember seeing befor, for some strange reason.)

i don't remember it exactly, but everyone was playing "improv tag"- two people improv, someone says "freeze" & one of the actors tags out.

Coach- Freeze.

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...

...

(one of the motivational speakers)- What?

Coach- Nothing, I just wanted you guys to stop.

[CartoonPlanet]

Brendon: I have something to say. Knock-knock.
Linda: Who's there?!
Brendon: fuuuuuudge You!
Linda: fuuuuuudge you who?!

[McGuirktheJerk]

I think this one works for the history of the show

McGuirk:  Life #### Brendon, thats your lesson, now go enjoy it 

[CartoonPlanet]

by #### do you mean svcks?

[Writer80]

"DVD PLAYER!"

-Coach Mcguirk from the episode 'Writer's Block'

[McGuirktheJerk]

Ya what the hell? Is this thread rated G or something, thats really weird it bleeps out svcks, maybe because it rhymes with fuuuuuudges

Message Edited by McGuirktheJerk on 06-02-2008 12:30 AM

[breakout2317]

Yeah, the filters on the boards are pretty particular. Technically the boards are available for 13 year olds and up, so legally they have to filter out certain words (or something).

[CartoonPlanet]

I think svck is filtered because it can be used like

(YOU CAN SVCK MY you know what) and (HE SVCKS you know what)

[Writer80]

Yeah, the language filter on these boards is (imo) really friggin' bizarre. It appears to have an almost schizoid randomness to it in the way it edits (simply because it edits both swears words and the associated words which commonly go along with obscene phrases) It should be strictly swear words. The full impact and beauty of my posts have been knee-capped because of this, and for that, my fellow posters, I am sorry.

[CartoonPlanet]

Yeah they really filter some stupid stuff. Not too long ago, they used to have lol and tl;dr filtered, which was pretty stupid.

[breakout2317]

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CartoonPlanet wrote:
Yeah they really filter some stupid stuff. Not too long ago, they used to have lol and tl;dr filtered, which was pretty stupid.

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Yeah, but that's just because Drew likes to be annoying. There are really bizarre words that are filtered, like sIope and sIick, I believe. #### ####. Yup. They are.

[Writer80]

Drew Carey? If so, I whole-heartedly agree!

[breakout2317]

No, he's just naturally annoying. Drew is SwimDrewid, one of the admins around here.

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

So, back on topic:

Paula: "Hey Brendon, you and all your friends wanna go for ice cream!"

Kids: "Yeeeeah!"

Paula: "Get it yourselves!"

Kids: ...

Paula: "I'm kidding, come on, let's go!"

Kids: "Yaaaaay!"

Paula: "Too late!"

Kids: "Awwwe. "

Paula: "I was kidding, we are all going for ice cream!"

Jason: "Brendon, your mom's...um, funny."

Brendon: "I know."

Jason: "I think it's her timing." *rolls his eyes*

[Capitalist111]

McGuirk teaching Fink's science class:

McGuirk: Don't mix beer with scotch!......Why did that get no reaction? Everybody knows what beer is, right?

Class: Yeah.

McGuirk: Everybody knows what scotch is?

Class: Yeah.

McGuirk: Don't mix them! Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before Liquor, throw up quicker. Alright?

Melissa: What about a boilermaker?

McGuirk: Those are good.

Melissa: Isn't that beer and scotch?

McGuirk: Yeah, but it's not one before the other, it's together in one. That's okay.

Melissa: Is there a rhyme for that?

McGuirk: Yes.

Pretty much any dialogue between Melissa and McGuirk is pure comedy gold.

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

McGuirk: Jolly Jeepers this HA HA HA HA.

[the_raytownian]

Everything that chick with giant, unblinking eyes ever says is funny, just because of how she says it... I can't remember speciffic quotes, though...

Not really a quote, but I always get misty hearing "Scab" (or was it just Dwayne?) play the song for Alexaaaaannnnnnndddrrruguhguh, the cat, even at the very very end when it just plays for like, 2 seconds and you see him smiling... It's precious as hell, haha.

I'm misty thinking about it. HEAVY, DUDE, HEAVY...

I can't remember anything else right off the top of my head.

Message Edited by the_raytownian on 07-20-2008 11:00 AM

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

"She's coming onto us fast than a 5-GIG processor." -- Jason

[cybersybil]

"My name's Clarice, I'm going to train you, but not like at a gym..."

"That chicken hated me first!"

"...but I got her back, I poisoned her..." 

[De-lo]

Walter: I'm a little daffodil. Little...Little...flower in the sun. I'm beautiful...i'm beautiful.

Perry: Was that Coach McQuirk?

Walter: No Perry it's you!

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

Jason: "Who cares about the Wizard's Baker, we have thirty grand. ...Let's start up a colledge fuuund."

 Melissa: "Oh Jason, you're so practical."