Politics
Paula: When I was a kid, my mom said that Flowers were dirty, they didn't belong on the table. They carry diseases.
Brendon: Mom, mom, there's ants on the table!
Paula: Oh, it must be these **bleep**, filthy flowers! *Knocks Flowers Off Of Table*
"First we start it off with a little guitar. And then I go, 'Yeaaaaaah!'. Then the girls go, 'Woo!'. And then I go, 'Hot mama's!'. And then they go, 'And here's a whole bunch of money!'. And then I take all the money and then I go out and I try to buy Apple Jacks, but do you know what, the secret service is coming, and they start hitting me, and they're hitting, stop hitting me, who's talking to me, stop it!"
- Bill Manspeaker