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Absurd Pipe Dreams

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Someday I want to be a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant heterosexual male without mental health issues.


Just to try it out.

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I want to live in a city that's not in New Jersey.

 

Also what you said.

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To experience existence as the sum consciousness of all living frogs simultaneously.
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I don't think so...but perhaps...if only for a moment...

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I imagine living in New Jersey would make everything worse.

I also want live in a city that is not the one I currently live in, though.

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You can't be a WASP without mental health issues.

 

Why do you think all those house wives drink themselves into oblivion?

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Give online dating another shot?

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You remind me of my mother sometimes.

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Hmm...I do see an odd amount of them filling prescriptions that require valid identification too.
It all makes sense now.

They just have the funds to properly deaden themselves.

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I want to catch every pokemon. 

Without cheating. >_>



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I wonder if anyone has actually done that...

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I wonder that too, but I don't think so.

That would be one very dedicated fan though.



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bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?

I guess I could.

 

But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. :smileyindifferent:

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?

I guess I could.

 

But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. :smileyindifferent:


I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.

I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything.  Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.

 

You should just be upfront about it.  A lot of other people are in poverty.

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bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?

I guess I could.

 

But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. :smileyindifferent:


I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.

I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything.  Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.

 

You should just be upfront about it.  A lot of other people are in poverty.


Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?

I guess I could.

 

But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. :smileyindifferent:


I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.

I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything.  Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.

 

You should just be upfront about it.  A lot of other people are in poverty.


Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?


Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.

If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work.  If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.

If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too.  Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.

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bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?

I guess I could.

 

But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. :smileyindifferent:


I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.

I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything.  Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.

 

You should just be upfront about it.  A lot of other people are in poverty.


Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?


Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.

If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work.  If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.

If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too.  Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.


Oh man, that's so completely false though. :smileyvery-happy: I'm not looking for work, but I am in school. Again. :smileyindifferent: I really don't do much around the house. Mow the lawn occassionally, that's about it.

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Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?

I guess I could.

 

But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. :smileyindifferent:


I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.

I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything.  Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.

 

You should just be upfront about it.  A lot of other people are in poverty.


Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?


Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.

If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work.  If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.

If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too.  Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.


Oh man, that's so completely false though. :smileyvery-happy: I'm not looking for work, but I am in school. Again. :smileyindifferent: I really don't do much around the house. Mow the lawn occassionally, that's about it.


Well, if she asks about work mention that you're a student.

 

Are you a full time student?  Why are you not even looking for part time work?

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bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:

Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?

I guess I could.

 

But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. :smileyindifferent:


I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.

I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything.  Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.

 

You should just be upfront about it.  A lot of other people are in poverty.


Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?


Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.

If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work.  If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.

If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too.  Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.


Oh man, that's so completely false though. :smileyvery-happy: I'm not looking for work, but I am in school. Again. :smileyindifferent: I really don't do much around the house. Mow the lawn occassionally, that's about it.


Well, if she asks about work mention that you're a student.

 

Are you a full time student?  Why are you not even looking for part time work?


Yeah I'm a full time student. The whole reason I went back to school was because I couldn't find a job, so I just gave up. Also I'm doing hard classes, particularly chemistry, which I've been struggling with since I came back to school.

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bigddan11 wrote:
You remind me of my mother sometimes.

The weirdness of my post justifies the weirdness of this reply

 

Your mother sounds like a quality mind.

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Some day, I will go into space.
signatures blow.
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minus the going to church bit.. i have got this covered..

This space for rent ..month to month lease

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy
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NaBraniel wrote:

bigddan11 wrote:
You remind me of my mother sometimes.

The weirdness of my post justifies the weirdness of this reply

 

Your mother sounds like a quality mind.


Well, she does have a Master's Degree in analytical chemistry and a Bachlor's Degree in biochemistry or something like that.  But she also has untreated Bipolar Disorder with bouts of paranoia.

 

One of the labs she worked at had giant frog tanks and she made a comment oddly like yours once.

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