06-11-2012 01:54 AM - edited 06-11-2012 02:30 AM
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Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65166866
06-11-2012 01:57 AM
Isn't that what we all want? ![]()
Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65166866
06-11-2012 02:04 AM
I want to live in a city that's not in New Jersey.
Also what you said.
Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65166866
06-11-2012 02:07 AM
I want a girlfriend for once in my life.
That is seriously starting to look like an absurd pipe dream. ![]()
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06-11-2012 02:14 AM
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06-11-2012 02:18 AM
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06-11-2012 02:22 AM
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06-11-2012 02:23 AM
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06-11-2012 02:25 AM
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06-11-2012 02:25 AM
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06-11-2012 02:28 AM
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06-11-2012 02:30 AM
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06-11-2012 02:31 AM
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06-11-2012 02:32 AM
Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65167078
06-11-2012 02:35 AM
bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?
I guess I could.
But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents. ![]()
Reply to Doom_Metal_Alchemist - Message ID#: 65167142
06-11-2012 02:40 AM
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?I guess I could.
But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.
I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything. Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.
You should just be upfront about it. A lot of other people are in poverty.
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Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65167168
06-11-2012 02:43 AM
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?I guess I could.
But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.
I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything. Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.
You should just be upfront about it. A lot of other people are in poverty.
Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?
Reply to Doom_Metal_Alchemist - Message ID#: 65167180
06-11-2012 02:48 AM
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?I guess I could.
But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.
I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything. Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.
You should just be upfront about it. A lot of other people are in poverty.
Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?
Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.
If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work. If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.
If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too. Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.
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Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65167212
06-11-2012 02:50 AM
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?I guess I could.
But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.
I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything. Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.
You should just be upfront about it. A lot of other people are in poverty.
Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?
Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.
If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work. If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.
If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too. Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.
Oh man, that's so completely false though.
I'm not looking for work, but I am in school. Again.
I really don't do much around the house. Mow the lawn occassionally, that's about it.
Reply to Doom_Metal_Alchemist - Message ID#: 65167216
06-11-2012 02:53 AM
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?I guess I could.
But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.
I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything. Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.
You should just be upfront about it. A lot of other people are in poverty.
Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?
Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.
If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work. If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.
If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too. Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.
Oh man, that's so completely false though.
I'm not looking for work, but I am in school. Again.
I really don't do much around the house. Mow the lawn occassionally, that's about it.
Well, if she asks about work mention that you're a student.
Are you a full time student? Why are you not even looking for part time work?
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Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65167224
06-11-2012 02:57 AM
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Doom_Metal_Alchemist wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
Give online dating another shot?I guess I could.
But I don't think a woman I would meet online would want to go on a 2nd date with me after they find out I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
I would date an unemployed guy living with his parents as long as he was nice person who treated me well.
I would know not to expect much in the way of fancy dates or anything. Just hanging out at the park and grabbing cheap Taco Bell once a month would be neatos.
You should just be upfront about it. A lot of other people are in poverty.
Be upfront about it. Hm. When would I mention it?
Just wait for an opening when you're talking about your lives.
If she works and is talking about she's probably going to ask about your work. If you're job searching make it clear that you are in fact looking.
If she still lives at home slip it into the conversation that you do too. Make it seem like you help around the house and #### like that, like maybe you're there because you're needed there.
Oh man, that's so completely false though.
I'm not looking for work, but I am in school. Again.
I really don't do much around the house. Mow the lawn occassionally, that's about it.
Well, if she asks about work mention that you're a student.
Are you a full time student? Why are you not even looking for part time work?
Yeah I'm a full time student. The whole reason I went back to school was because I couldn't find a job, so I just gave up. Also I'm doing hard classes, particularly chemistry, which I've been struggling with since I came back to school.
Reply to bigddan11 - Message ID#: 65167080
06-11-2012 03:20 AM
bigddan11 wrote:
You remind me of my mother sometimes.
The weirdness of my post justifies the weirdness of this reply
Your mother sounds like a quality mind.
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06-11-2012 03:22 AM
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06-11-2012 06:35 AM
minus the going to church bit.. i have got this covered..
Reply to NaBraniel - Message ID#: 65167302
06-11-2012 07:28 AM
NaBraniel wrote:
bigddan11 wrote:
You remind me of my mother sometimes.The weirdness of my post justifies the weirdness of this reply
Your mother sounds like a quality mind.
Well, she does have a Master's Degree in analytical chemistry and a Bachlor's Degree in biochemistry or something like that. But she also has untreated Bipolar Disorder with bouts of paranoia.
One of the labs she worked at had giant frog tanks and she made a comment oddly like yours once.
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