Incoherent Babbling

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cabage saved my life

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cabage taught me to love again

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cabage left an offering on the altar of lies

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Cabbage?

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cabage drew the blinds shut, one leaflet at a time

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cabage told soft lies in the deepening sunset, huge banks of drippy sand shifting to and fro as gulls cried poems to lost civilizations

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cabage wondered shy the account was overdrawn, but knew the answer: frivolous spending

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cabage transposed a w for an s

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cabage hated the angry summer, left it for the perturbed buffoons, withdrew into a sullen silence in his own selfish arena

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cabage wants nothing more to do with the raven scotty barnlass, nor the flumpy liar in the elevator

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cabage still persists for that asian tart, her pearly lips eager with bloody venison

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cabage is wounded, deeply and repentantly

[Swimldiot]

I was just cleaning it


And it went off

[Ruin-]

It got old.

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cabage made a decision: up the rest of yours for at least the rest of the summer, and probably for a minimum of 1000 posts

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cabage is fed up with all the jerks and all the tired crap and all the nonsense

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cabage watched a garbage movie with John Riley and Molly Shannon, it should have been good but it wasn't

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cabage noticed the frog's fascination with his garlic

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cabage was proud of his latest vid, but didn't understand why there weren't more comments

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In the days of lightning, cabage ruled the land

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cabage had dirty lenses, so he cleaned them with a lint-free dromedary

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cabage was a little confused, so he put on a pair of pants and strode out to ask the buxom librarian

[lesans_muse]

Whelp...

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feigned indifference doesn't make cabage any cooler than anything else possibly could

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cabage is stil attracted to Janet Jackson, despite the unfortunateness