01-25-2008 12:31 AM
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01-25-2008 10:00 PM
Gary Oldman is your tool; Gary Oldman is your Phillips wrench. Gary Oldman would submit your work as his own if you let him, would refuse credit. Gary Oldman knows the only way to self-determination is the will to action, this is why Gary Oldman keeps a vial of contempt for those laggards who sit on shore when the ship is ready to weigh anchor.
01-25-2008 10:23 PM
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01-25-2008 10:45 PM
No, in outer space, there is a Gary Oldman, but it's not the one you think. That Gary Oldman is a dead Gary Oldman, the kind we use here to unclog the sink.
The sink, the sink, don't leave me with the sink.
Oh God, not the sink, not that sink, not that Gary Oldman sink. Leave me, leave me to work the sink, the Gary Oldman ice skate sink.
01-25-2008 10:52 PM
So I ask Andy: what do you think is next for Gary?
And Andy is all like: Gary?
Yeah, Andy, Gary.
Give me a break Andy. Gary Oldman. I know you read the thread.
So Andy's all like: yeah, I'm just messin' (who even says that?) probably some new Kevin Costner movie.
And that's when I knew Andy was just making fun of me.
01-25-2008 11:06 PM
01-25-2008 11:10 PM
Andy curled a lip. "There is no desert".
Gary Oldman immediately dropped his gaze, as if there was a stag beetle lunching on the twine that held Gary Oldman's shoes together. A long moment passed, the kind where MacGyver considers his next move.
Gary Oldman, weary from his time in the Pontiac, asked, "Andy, how do I get to Monument Valley?"
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