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IB Chronicles pt 1

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So I'm writing a long ongoing story with IBers in it. Feel free to read it... or don't. Either way, here it is. I will have links in my sig of each chapter in order if you are interested. 

 

 

 

The Beginning

 

 

once apon a time, there was a boy, his name meant, a man. but he wasn't , he was still a boy. forever. this name was pryoga. he also wanted perfect hair forever. but that's another story.

days turned into nights and nights into days. and he would stare at the wall and eat party platters. when he ran out of ranch dressing he would resort to blue cheese. he really didnt like it much. but he was lazy.

 

one day, he finally decided to go find more ranch dressing from.. well.. where ever ranch dressing comes from.. 'cows?' he thought. but then he stopped thinking, atleast he stopped thinking loud enough for us to be able to hear him.

well.. . when he went outside he realized that nothing looked like his wall at all. infact. the world was far stranger than the one in his dreams. colors illuminated metalic buildings making purple and blue and green beams of light, they lit up the ground and painted the air.

 

there were ponies and colorful plants everywhere. and a lake made of strawberry milk. when pryoga bent over to taste the strawberry milk a pink finned mermaid came out of the water and pulled him in. she slipped something in his back pocket before she giggled and swam away. it all happened so fast he didn't have time to say anything to her, he was quickly swept away by the current, no point in fighting it.

 

how would he ever find his way back home? to his wall . and his bed. and his party platters. this had all happened so fast, he was at his witt's end... he collected his thoughts that we still cannot hear and he sipped strawberry milk as he floated down the river.. remembering the mermaid doing something to his bum, he reached in his pocket to find a business card like note. all it said was, 'AR13L, always watching :smileywink: .'

 

everything was new to pryoga, and a bit overwhhhelming. so many things to see that he'd never seen, and now so many things to do that he's never done.

as he was taking everything in that surrounded him, a woman slowly appeared above him, she appeared seemingly from thin air, slowly being put together, going from gas to a solid breathing being right before his eyes. he was speachless, so he just waited, wondering what was next.

 

finally, once she was completely there, just floating above him, she spoke.

 

"i'm mistyblack, she means not harm.

don't be scared. and don't you run.

not so bad, to think of space.

in a rock, and in hard place."

 

before he had time to try and figure out what this mysterious woman was talking about, just as she had appeared, she was gone.

 

eventually the current began to slow. pryoga grabbed hold of a branch of a tree hanging over the water and pulled himself to the shore. the ground was sticky, covered with dark mud that smelled like cocoa butter. he heard a noise, sounded like crying. turning his head towards the noise he saw a girl leaning against a weeping willow tree.

 

 

Message Edited by callmesabrina on 08-27-2009 01:32 AM
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callmesabrina wrote:

"i'm mistyblack, she means not harm.

don't be scared. and don't you run.

not so bad, to think of space.

in a rock, and in hard place."


:smileyvery-happy:

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i'll never look at ranch dressing the same way again
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Rest in peace Sid




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tl dr
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mistyblack appears and disappears like the cheshire cat ...

she can see the future and gives people advice about it in riddles >_>

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i love it

 

when do i come in with the cocaine?

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ur gonna be in it, youre a badguy,

but u happen a bit later

 

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im glad you love it, ur prolly gonna be a chimera, cause im clever like that... >_>
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LizardLionEagle wrote:

callmesabrina wrote:

"i'm mistyblack, she means not harm.

don't be scared. and don't you run.

not so bad, to think of space.

in a rock, and in hard place."


:smileyvery-happy:


omg . that was the best part . 

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:smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy::smileyvery-happy:

 

I actually enjoyed reading that lolz

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i never would've guessed

 

no really though. :smileyindifferent: never made the connection.

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This is awesome. <_<;

 

Idk, but I had an idea I would see pryoga's name sooner or later.

Hah ha.

 

This part..

 


callmesabrina wrote: remembering the mermaid doing something to his bum, he reached in his pocket to find a business card like note. all it said was, 'AR13L, always watching :smileywink: .

 

..made me crack up so much. xD ..aah, ty.

 

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THIS STORY IS SO UNREALISTIC!  I MEAN, WHY THE HELL WOULD I GET OUT OF A RIVER OF STRAWBERRY MILK!  STRAWBERRY MILK!! (two exclaimation marks (s)...nice).

 

 

 

It's ok, I'll let it slide.  I guess it's better to be drinking it from the outside than the inside.  No pun intended, so there wasn't.

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I love it.

 

Looking forward to reading more.

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callmesabrina wrote:

ur gonna be in it, youre a badguy,

but u happen a bit later

 


ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh booooooooy

starts smearing that green jello.  :smileyhappy:

Rest in peace Sid




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saint_bacchus wrote:
tl dr

 

Why wouldn't you read a story you're in?
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a mosquito didnt bite his penor....im disappointed. >_>
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lol, seriously, mistyblack is one of my favorite characters so far >_>
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im glad, stay tuned for more, i actually have 2 more chapters already written, might put another up tonight.. >_>
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ur in the next part, ima put it up now >_>
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Interesting.
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CyberneticXmasGhost wrote:
a mosquito didnt bite his penor....im disappointed. >_>

 

Me too :smileysad: A mouth is a mouth.

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it appears that some of my story telling may have rubbed off on you.

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i dont believe you about the pun... but ill let it go...

 

 

and you know, ever heard of too much of a good thing?

 

no.. i havent either... actually. <_<

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