Re: IB Election 2010

MariusBinx · ‎09-19-2010

Seconding myself.
Because nothing stopped me from hitting reply.

Also a vote for me by me is a sign that id rather break tradition that admit a vote for another, there will be no signs that advocate support for any one elses bull**BOO** program and stances. Except:

Trigun, balloon party is the best kinda party.
Makahari, I'm sleeping with it.

Shake that ass, TsumeBlue.
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VodkaJellyShot · ‎05-05-2010

come on guys..this ..it is nearly the dead line..second or show support for your fav...and dont forget tovote one stonergoth

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GiulianoTaverna · ‎09-19-2008

GiulianoTaverna wrote:
Giuliano the Malevolent for doge, dictator, supreme leader, Pharaoh, sultan, imperator, and dread sovereign.

My slogan, "with respect and fear ye shall serve, and partake of the bounty my majesty provides ye."

Vote for me or I will crush you! I'm only mildly insane and the great fire in my head commands the destruction of the invisible ones. Victory will be mine!

Novus Ordo Seclorum
"The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum"
"What is it the Bible teaches us? - raping, cruelty, and murder. What is it the New Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith." Thomas Paine
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The new ten commandments.
1.Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or color.
2.Do not ever use people as private property.
3.Despise those who use violence or the threat of it in sexual relations.
4.Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.
5.Do not condemn people for their inborn nature—why would God create so many homosexuals only in order to torture and destroy them?
6.Be aware that you too are an animal and dependent on the web of nature, and think and act accordingly.
7.Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.
8.Turn off that fvcking cell phone—you have no idea how unimportant your call is to us.
9.Denounce all jihadists and crusaders for what they are: psychopathic criminals with ugly delusions and terrible sexual repressions.
10.Be willing to renounce any god or any religion if any holy commandments should contradict any of the above.
"And do you think that unto such as you
A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew
God gave the secret, and denied it me?
Well, well-what matters it? Believe that, too!"
I live again.

BrownUmbrellaMedia · ‎03-24-2010

westpark wrote:
I'm running for treasurer. So I can pilfer ur tax funds.

VodkaJellyShot · ‎05-05-2010

IB Election 2010 - Interactive Response Polling Survey

If the IB election were held today, and you had to vote, for whom would you vote?

Please choose ONE of the following candidates:

railroadengine - None of my opponents get it!

GiulianoTaverna - Malevolent for doge, dictator, supreme leader, Pharaoh, sultan, imperator, and dread

stonergoth187 - Flapjacks of the freshest quality
TrigunBebop - the Balloon Party
EvilsergE - New World Leader

Diabolical_Jazz - Untitled supreme ruler Jazz
noctopie314k - Candidacy of candidating candidates of the candidation
NaClO - MInister of Contradiction
Makahari2000 - I B THE BEST CANDIDATE. I (SHOULD) B KING OF IB. I B IB KING
nekotoS74R - the **BOO**hole party

MysticDrachen

6cIawPaw

bobfong1313
The-Green-Hornet

CharmingCriminal
totallyrad
TexMexS18
DrPheelgood
Buddyroe360
westpark
Rebuttle_Tuttle
Ellessdee
GODonPCP
PresidentOfTheAVClub
ooIpmahC-iarumaS
ZeroStralem
MariusBinx - Democratic Anarchist Theocratic Leader Person Thing.

SwimApollo - Bring IB back to it's former glory

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Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy
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MariusBinx · ‎09-19-2010

i had a slogan thingie too
fix it

Also Me

Shake that ass, TsumeBlue.
Last_Words will never have the last word.
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SwimApollo · ‎09-24-2009

Vote SwimApollo

I swear to make things awkward and bring IB back to it's former glory!

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Yeah, that just happened again JORGON
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SwimApollo · ‎09-24-2009

I'm a write in candidate. write me in.

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Yeah, that just happened again JORGON
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VodkaJellyShot · ‎05-05-2010

BIG BUMP

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railroadengine · ‎07-10-2006

VOTE NO ONE!!!

Or atleast Railroadengine!

None of my opponents get it!

They are, 'anti this,' and, 'disestablishmentarianism that,' and, 'New World Order with me in charge,' and pro-mass murder and domestic violence rampages with full scale abortions and copypastas running rampant.

I believe in disorganized chaos.

I don't believe in murderous rampages and wide spread use of copypastas all willy nilly.

I don't believe in my opponents, or me for that matter.

Vote No One! Or atleast Railroadengine.

©2012. I have seen the writing on The Wall, have you?
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Railroadengine is a man.

GeminiShamrock · ‎04-11-2005

I, GeminiShamrock, do hereby announce that I am NOT running to be, uh, President (?) of IB. Sorry, guys. Seriously, if I am nominated, I will not accept it. If I am elected, I will not accept it. That is all.

Seriously, don't vote for me.

LET'S GO TEXANS!
"I hate this idea that you're the best...because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world." - CM Punk

BrownUmbrellaMedia · ‎03-24-2010

MysticDrachen wrote:
I second myself without a first.

VodkaJellyShot · ‎05-05-2010

update..railroadengine. stonergoth and giuliano taverna..have made the grade so far...there will soon be a debate thread..for these guys to tell us their idea's on a number of differant isusses....i encourage all of the IB regulars to get behind your fav...in here and then in the upcoming debate thread to show support..

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The_Neck_Kicker · ‎07-31-2009

Neck Kicker for supreme president El Lucha Dor of IB/ Duke of Denang

Campeign motto: Together, we can kick the neck of conformity and illegal loitering

Speech: Hello IB, tis I' The neck kicker, and I am here to tell you why you should vote for me, and not these other COMMUNISTS!! That's right my opponents are all communist WASHINGTON LOBBYST CONSERVATIVES THAT PUNCH BABIES! Punching babies is bad...Kicking necks is good. Vote for me, and together we can bring an end to cohearency, grammmer nazism, and trolling. THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! As your Luchador captain I will kick the neck of every troll until the boards are safe and flame free. So, for a better IB vote for me, and together we shall rule supreme.

I'm the neck kicker. I kick necks. It's what I do. But not your neck. I would NEVER kick your neck
owl 313
Mad gay,yo

VodkaJellyShot · ‎05-05-2010

seconds you

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MoonMaster3 · ‎09-18-2005

Well obviously, we have an IB election here in ASMB. I'm climbing in your computer, snatching your voters up, trying to get them. So y'all need to vote for me, not for him, and not for her, 'cause they all lying out there. You don't have to come and vote, I'm fighting for you! I'm gonna win this! So you can run and tell that! Homeboy!

I 'm MoonMaster3, and I represent the "Moderators are too damn strict" party. Listen, did you hear it? Someone just got banned. You gotta listen like me. As a karate expert, I will not censor anyone up here. Our members are afraid to post anywhere. You know why? You said it, the moderators are too damn strict. Moderators too damn strict party feel if you wanna spam the board up, I'll spam it up.

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SandStoneReborn · ‎09-28-2009

GiulianoTaverna wrote:
Giuliano the Malevolent for doge, dictator, supreme leader, Pharaoh, sultan, imperator, and dread sovereign.

My slogan, "with respect and fear ye shall serve, and partake of the bounty my majesty provides ye."

You should pick me to be your Vice-President/Chancellor/ViceRoy. You'd get more of the gay and faghag vote that way. Plus I wouldn't try to have you killed in a secret government plot to usurp the throne.

Special hearts to: Cau, IRFG, DisneyKid, Werecat, Jehutyninja, KidneyPunch, Ravelyn, Deathiscoming, Warcryofthecrazy, HackerEdward, SwimOdin, Rogue Alphonse, Whizkid, Scotchtapehates, Acid_Nation, Arterneus_Flammus, Skiles, Duzitickle, Ottobot, Tetsu, Tuttle, Jimrival, Moparman, Ari3l, BrittanyBanana, Pandalovesleelee, Dubbed, Mochi, NinjaJesus, Gaius, Saddy, Heinekenrana, DetroitRed, Redvampire, Tsumeblue, Jealousy, Crackitty, Bucket, Goldar, AVClubPresident, Last_Words, Valiente16, MasterEv, Mr_Waffles, Mr_Batou, CloudSword, YaoiBoy, Majikthise, Skiles, Jealousy, GeminiShamrock, ArgylePancakes, Tusdar, Naraku, Crushrose, JackieMarie, DarksidexXx, JadedPoet, Klinkin, Iowa_cubsfan, Elle_Eccentric

GiulianoTaverna · ‎09-19-2008

Good enough for me.

Novus Ordo Seclorum
"The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum"
"What is it the Bible teaches us? - raping, cruelty, and murder. What is it the New Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith." Thomas Paine
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The new ten commandments.
1.Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or color.
2.Do not ever use people as private property.
3.Despise those who use violence or the threat of it in sexual relations.
4.Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.
5.Do not condemn people for their inborn nature—why would God create so many homosexuals only in order to torture and destroy them?
6.Be aware that you too are an animal and dependent on the web of nature, and think and act accordingly.
7.Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.
8.Turn off that fvcking cell phone—you have no idea how unimportant your call is to us.
9.Denounce all jihadists and crusaders for what they are: psychopathic criminals with ugly delusions and terrible sexual repressions.
10.Be willing to renounce any god or any religion if any holy commandments should contradict any of the above.
"And do you think that unto such as you
A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew
God gave the secret, and denied it me?
Well, well-what matters it? Believe that, too!"
I live again.

Omega3030150 · ‎07-01-2008

I, The Supreme and Benevolent Omega, announce my run for President/Emperor/King of Arizona/God of the Babbling Incoherent.

On what authority do I run? Well who the hell are you to ask ME such a ridiculous question?

Let me ask you something:

Who's the man who stole fire for the people? (Me)
Who causes tremblings in the bones of evil? (I do)
Who carved a mountain into a cathedral? (This guy)

On these feats alone I am more than qualified to be your supreme ruler. But what's in it for you? Well, under my glorious reign there will be a level of prosperity and quality humor never before experienced in this rogue folder of the [asmb]. I promise my people a level of decadence and depravity that has not been seen since the days of the glorious Caligula. Man will be allowed to live to the full extent of his animal nature through acts of violence, adrenaline and sexual aggression. My kingdom will be ripe with battles in the coliseum and public orgies. In my new and magnificent world, man will be judged by his strength, sexual stamina, wits and constitution for the spirits.

So what choice have you now? It is clear that you must vote for OMEGA.

All The Same/Downfall Of Us All/King Of Arizona/Built For Sin/Fighting Tao

"angel, angel what have I done?
I've faced the quicks, the wind, the fire
I've conquered country, crown and throne
why can't I cross this river?
RR;

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railroadengine · ‎07-10-2006

You know I'm stil here and as unqualified as EVER!!!

Promising tank parades and Sanity Rallies for all!!!

RRE FOR PRESIDENT OF IB!!!

Railroadengine is a man.

VodkaJellyShot · ‎05-05-2010

VodkaJellyShot wrote:
come on guys..this ..it is nearly the dead line..second or show support for your fav...and dont forget tovote one stonergoth

This space for rent ..month to month lease

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy
Chief Dirty Foot (Jorgon)

molarbear · ‎11-18-2009

Ellessdee wrote:
vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true.

and now ladys and gentlemen, john bonham will preform the talent show portion of my electoral speech...

remember, a vote for me is a vote for john bonham.

I would like to 2nd vote for the nominee of the I don't give a fuck party

an IB where Ellessdee isn't president is an IB of fail and boringness

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GiulianoTaverna · ‎09-19-2008

Vote for Giuliano and nobody gets hurt!

Novus Ordo Seclorum
"The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum"
"What is it the Bible teaches us? - raping, cruelty, and murder. What is it the New Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith." Thomas Paine
My Forum Facebook My IM information,(YIM,AIM, and MSN.) Dictator of IB

The new ten commandments.
1.Do not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or color.
2.Do not ever use people as private property.
3.Despise those who use violence or the threat of it in sexual relations.
4.Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.
5.Do not condemn people for their inborn nature—why would God create so many homosexuals only in order to torture and destroy them?
6.Be aware that you too are an animal and dependent on the web of nature, and think and act accordingly.
7.Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.
8.Turn off that fvcking cell phone—you have no idea how unimportant your call is to us.
9.Denounce all jihadists and crusaders for what they are: psychopathic criminals with ugly delusions and terrible sexual repressions.
10.Be willing to renounce any god or any religion if any holy commandments should contradict any of the above.
"And do you think that unto such as you
A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew
God gave the secret, and denied it me?
Well, well-what matters it? Believe that, too!"
I live again.

Omega3030150 · ‎07-01-2008

I see a disturbingly low number of votes for me...

All The Same/Downfall Of Us All/King Of Arizona/Built For Sin/Fighting Tao

"angel, angel what have I done?
I've faced the quicks, the wind, the fire
I've conquered country, crown and throne
why can't I cross this river?
RR;

Promoter (of Earthbound Causes)