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Grumpy Cat
The_Wizard_of_Truth
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Jeasus Wears Chinos

This is the title of a book.

 

Well, not really, but it should be.

Could you imagine?

 

I mean not reading the book, books are boring.

Just Jesus in casual pants.

 

Wouldn't that be awesome?

They might even be stain resistant.

Could Jesus get a stain?

 

Why is Jesus even spilling on himself?

I wouldn't have thought he'd be the messy type.

Just think about all the fricken times he musta spilt his wine and was all, "Crap! I just stained my favorite robe!"

 

See, this is why he wears chinos now.

With sandals.

 

Yeah, he totally wears sandals year round.

In the snow even.

He doesn't care it's cold, he's Jesus.

 

Then again, he might not like the snow, he is from the middle east.

It's hot as hell there, he doesn't just wear that robe as a fashion statement, you know.

I mean, you put him inside air conditioning and he's totally out of style.

 

Robes just aren't awesome style these days unless you're Hugh Hefner.

Hef could pull off a robe anytime.

Robes and pyjamas.

 

Do you think Jesus wears pyjamas?

Silk ones, like Hef wears.

And then he totally has a white robe over the top of his pyjamas.

Only not a middle eastern style robe, like reading the newspaper style.

 

Yeah, Jesus built for total comfort, fresh from bed.

That's the ticket.

With slippers.

 

Jesus is like that, you know.

Well, you don't know, you've never met him.

He's been dead for a while and nobody has managed to turn him into a zombie.

But then again, since Jesus saves, would Zombie Jesus turn himself alive again?

 

What would happen if a zombie was a vegetarian in life before they died?

Do they still eat brains?

Probably not, although the tofu would be boned.

 

Then you'd get zombie tofu.

I mean what are you going to do when zombie tofu starts attacking?

Shoot it? The stuff is designed to be split up anyway.

Tofu doesn't even have a head, man.

 

No head!

It's some scary shit when tofu starts going on zombie rampages.

You can't even kill it by eating it because then you'd become a zombie too.

Plus, as gross as it is normally, it probably is 100 times worse zombie flavored.

Yuck.

 

Crap, I lost my train of thought.

Now I gotta wait for the next train and that's not for another hour.

Luckily there's a snack bar in this train station.

 

Do they have spicy cheese doodles?

I hope they do, or maybe giant pretzels.

Yeah, that's the ticket, giant pretzel.

Now I could use one.

 

It's not really my ticket, though.

That's just silly, trying to board a train with a pretzel as your ticket.

Just wait until the guys comes through to check your ticket.

 

What's he gonna do, punch a hole in my pretzel?

Rediculous, he'd just glob up the hole puncher.

It would be totally fucked for the rest of the day.

 

I can't do that to the ticket checker guy, he's just doing his job.

Nope, I gotta buy a real ticket, made from paper.

I just hope I make this train.

 

i think that's all.

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TOO LONG I AINT READ
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Here's the tl;dr version: Words.
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I can't believe I read that whole thing.


:smileyvery-happy:
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Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?
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The_Wizard_of_Truth wrote:
Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?

:smileyvery-happy: Yeah, that would have been even worse on the hole punch.

 

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Poor hole punch.

It's just trying to be a drinkable combination of holes.
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poor banana....>_>............
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There was a banana?
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yeah he was driving the train.


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Hefner?
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i have footy pajamas.and a cape.i dont need a robe.


the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking..the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. if only i had known, i should have became a watchmaker. -Albert Einstein

I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.

Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.

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The cape is a bit much unless you're in karaoke.
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every friday. as well as bingo on thursdays.


the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking..the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. if only i had known, i should have became a watchmaker. -Albert Einstein

I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.

Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.

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Capes are useless in bingo.
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how comes it works?*everytime


the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking..the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. if only i had known, i should have became a watchmaker. -Albert Einstein

I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.

Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.

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Maybe it's a lucky charm.
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i can become invisable too. and defeat the dark lord.


the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking..the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. if only i had known, i should have became a watchmaker. -Albert Einstein

I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.

Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.

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That's pretty darned amazing, cape lady.
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**werd** ismy side kick.shh.


the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking..the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. if only i had known, i should have became a watchmaker. -Albert Einstein

I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.

Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.

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I can't even tell nobody, it got censored and I don't know what you said. :smileyvery-happy:
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hey zeus is my side kick.

 

i didnt know it would bleep out that word.haha. =D


the release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking..the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. if only i had known, i should have became a watchmaker. -Albert Einstein

I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds.

Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.

Grumpy Cat
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lol, Why do you think I wrote it in the title as I did? :smileytongue:
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