This thread is here for you to announce your rank up and to congratulate others on their rank ups and to post your stats when you rank to get the rank chart as accurate as possible. 
The Rules
No Spamming
No Flaming
Keep chatting to an absolute minimum
Do not make posts that are like "I need X amount of posts until I reach Y rank"
Chart of Minimums (Last update: 11/6/2011)
*Asterisk indicates a rank that cannot kudo/tag
**Asterisks indicate a rank that cannot kudo, tag, or make new threads
**SwimNub - 0 posts, 0 days registered, 0 minutes online, 0 page views (this is the rank you start at)
*SwimPunk - 0 posts, 2 days registered, 50 minutes online, 50 page views
Swimpotent - 0 posts, 2646 days registered, 150 minutes online, 800 page views
SwimNerd - 100 posts, 7 days registered, 200 minutes online, 1000 page views
Babbler - Between 1/6 and 1/3 of total posts are threads started, at least 7 days registered
SwimFan - 500 posts, 21 days registered, 1933 minutes online, 2430 page views
SwimHipster - 1001 posts, 75 days registered, 800 minutes online, 8000 page views
Incoherent Babbler - At least 1/3 of total posts are threads started, at least 21 days registered
SwimSuperfan - 2293 posts, 185 days registered, 7367 minutes online, 23,907 page views
SwimStar - 4189 posts, 289 days registered, 18,043 minutes online, 64,013 page views
SwimHotshot - 7133 posts, 365 days registered, 28,655 minutes online, 128,000 page views
Swimportant - 7654 posts, 2646 days registered, ? minutes online, 180,000 page views
SwimIcon - 9887 posts, 493 days registered, 12,800 minutes online, 186,001 page views
SwimGuru 13,310 posts, 558 days registered, 29,362 minutes online, 229,726 page views
Swimfamous - 15000 posts, 2646 days registered, 45,234 minutes online, ? page views
SwimLegend - 17,933 posts, 639 days registered, ~51,000 minutes online, 260,032 page views
Order of the Owl - 25,666 posts, 730 days registered, 65,427 minutes online, 300,000 page views
Swimmortal - 30250 posts, 2646 days registered, ? minutes online, ? page views
Order of the Kitty 51,333 posts, 912.5 days registered, 177,352 minutes online, 483,775 page views
Swimuminati - 75,000 posts, 1112 days registered, 255,657 minutes online, 777,207 page views
Gimmick Ranks
SwimPerfect - 48, 117, 351, 793, 1001, 2983, 3292 and 5982 logins
Swim1337 Have a post count of 1,337
SwimDemon - 666 days registered
SwimPossible - 5207-5421, 16721-16813, 19201-19343, 21603-21716, 76509-76681, 256401-256538, 484312-485184, or 531301-531537 minutes online
SwimLucky - 777, 7777, or 77777 posts
SwimBinary - 101, 1011, 10100, 11111, 101010, or 111111 posts
SwimCount - 123, 567, 1234, 5678, 12345, 34567, 56789 or 89012 posts
SwimThreadless - No more than 3 and no less than 1 threads started. At least 200,000 minutes online and 730 days registered.
SwimVoyeur - 0-25 posts, at least 237 days registered, 2000 minutes, and 2675 page views
SwimLurker - 0-50 posts, at least 742 days registered, 6232 minutes, and 8001 page views
SwimCreepy - 0-100 posts, at least 1851 days registered, 12938 minutes, and 15019 page views
SwimInstigator - Have at least 1/2 of your threads started deleted
SwimFlunky - Have 3/8ths to 4/8ths of your posts deleted
SwimFail - Have at least half of your total posts deleted
Special Rank
SwimHELPeR - Assigned to users along with the responsibility to watch over (report any abuse to mods, edit out any spoilers, merge obvious repeat threads, create polls/announcements, etc.) up to two show folders and create Wikis or guides for the shows in question.
To get this rank you must outwardly express interest in a particular show. It probably also helps to show knowledge about the show and to have a good track record.
Each folder can only have up to two HELPeRs (with a few special exceptions)
SwimArbiter - Moderators. Assigned to users trusted to enforce the site’s TOS and to just generally keep the peace (and er. . . moderate). They can lock and delete threads, move and delete posts/threads, ban users.
To get this rank/position, you must be 18 years or older, and it’s said you’re more likely to get noticed if you follow the rules, be helpful, use good grammar, and have a good record as far as bans are concerned.
You can not apply for the position. Campaigning is discouraged and won’t help you. Just try to have fun on the boards, be nice and well-behaved, and maybe some day you’ll get noticed.
SwimInsider - Administrators. Williams Street employees trusted with running the website.
The Only way to get this rank is to work at Williams Street, on the website, and get assigned the rank.
SwimInsider - Williams Street Employees.
The only way to get the rank would be to become a Williams Street employee. If you’re interested, this is the place to go to look for open jobs.
SwimAssociate - People affiliated with Adult Swim. Often given to show creators/producers/writers.
The only way to get this rank is obvious.
Retired SwimBouncer - Moderators who’ve stepped down from moderatorhood.
Ol’ Salt - People who used to be admins who are no longer admins.
Custom Ranks - User-specific ranks, given out for various reasons. Often as rewards. These are becoming more and more common as they occasionally get contest prizes.
If you see a rank that wasn’t listed on this chart, there’s a good chance it was a custom. Try checking this chart for it.
As of November 6, 2011 this is the most accurate rank chart but changes are always being made when someone comes forward with lower stats than the ones given. Therefore, to help us get the most accurate information, as soon as you rank up, post here or in this thread with your stats. ^-^
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