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Whelp
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Rate my melons

Somehow, images of my ripe, luscious melons have surfaced on the Internet, of all places.

 

Instead of getting bent out of shape over this, I have decided to hold a contest. I will post a link to a different picture of them every day and the person who can consistently describe them accurately wins a hand-autographed 8X10 .jpg featuring me and my... erm, bountiful harvest for your collection or whatever.

 

Here's the first entry:

 

http://photosbyceline.com/images/20070922120152_get%20a%20load%20
of%20those%20melons%20700.jpg

 

Please be tasteful.

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he was very abrasive with his crotch
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Yamazaki_Uiisuki
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They're a little over ripe.

 

Ichiban daisuki :smileyindifferent: =( 愚かなアメリカ人は、子供向けのアニメです)
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They look pretty firm...

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7.  Soft and firm with just the right touch of color near the stem.  However, they're not big enough.


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fake.

 

I say they are fake :smileyindifferent: 

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lopsided...
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10

they are very round & have a cute design
& the color is realy cute like leprechaun pp

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I'm afraid no one got it right. I was looking for "piquant, with a hint of sage and saffron, meaty to the touch, and robust". Good effort on everyone's part though.

 

Next entry:

 

http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/melons.
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Rate my melons.

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small and veiny...

 

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einjeru wrote:
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I need to feel them in order to fully complete my rating.

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On the right, a little abstract, full and the shape is perfect. But I bet when you sink your teeth into it it'll taste sour. In the middle, I like the "wet look" but when I look at it closely, it looks sort of bumpy.  On the left, the color is very summery. It looks like they're embracing each other and ready for a kiss. I really enjoy these because they look light and I am able to sustain two with my woman hands.
Message Edited by Strawberry_Gashes on 06-14-2008 03:25 PM
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Some really good guesses this time. Unfortunately, none of them were correct. The right answer was "infested with scorpions".

 

Here's today's melons:

 

http://gettle.org/gallery/d/152-2/Magic-Melons.jpg

 

Now rate my melons.

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he was very abrasive with his crotch
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they are hilarious
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A wonderful, cinematic valentine to the life-enhancing and soul-stirring powers of friendship.
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This picture is a melange of melancholy impressions...  the larger melons lying dead and desecrated, while the smaller and misshapen mellons huddle in the corner, hiding their eyes from the eviscerated corpses of their larger brethern, wondering which of them is next to be split open and served as hors d'oeuvres.

 

This picture fills me with sadness, and a little bit of gas.  I give it a 9/10.

That would really be a breakthrough.
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they're too yellow...and a bit over-striped.
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why so hard?


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They look rather delicious.
Do that dance.
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Sandy, tasteless, and crumbles upon the slightest touch. Has the consistency of a toilet seat cover.
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That's not a good color of green. You did a poor job of raising them.

 

You're fired!!:smileymad: