06-10-2008 09:32 AM
Somehow, images of my ripe, luscious melons have surfaced on the Internet, of all places.
Instead of getting bent out of shape over this, I have decided to hold a contest. I will post a link to a different picture of them every day and the person who can consistently describe them accurately wins a hand-autographed 8X10 .jpg featuring me and my... erm, bountiful harvest for your collection or whatever.
Here's the first entry:
Please be tasteful.
06-10-2008 09:34 AM
TrigunBebop pops where it pleases.
Calfy, I choose you!
"I picture you as the duck from Duck Tales that dives in to the money. Except the money is balloons." -AwkwardGayBlackKid
06-10-2008 10:02 AM
I say they are fake
06-10-2008 11:24 AM
06-14-2008 02:02 PM
I'm afraid no one got it right. I was looking for "piquant, with a hint of sage and saffron, meaty to the touch, and robust". Good effort on everyone's part though.
Rate my melons.
06-14-2008 02:20 PM
06-14-2008 04:22 PM - edited 06-14-2008 04:25 PM
06-15-2008 11:55 AM
Some really good guesses this time. Unfortunately, none of them were correct. The right answer was "infested with scorpions".
Here's today's melons:
Now rate my melons.
06-15-2008 12:35 PM
This picture is a melange of melancholy impressions... the larger melons lying dead and desecrated, while the smaller and misshapen mellons huddle in the corner, hiding their eyes from the eviscerated corpses of their larger brethern, wondering which of them is next to be split open and served as hors d'oeuvres.
This picture fills me with sadness, and a little bit of gas. I give it a 9/10.
06-19-2008 06:29 PM
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