Incoherent Babbling

[GeminiShamrock]

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The-Big-Steamy-Thing wrote:
*is caught off guard, drops saber on the ground*

You cheater!

*collapses to floor, dead*

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Sorry about that, Harry, but all is fair in love and war.

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

Yeah, this morning we had the love, this afternoon brought the war. In the end, I lost both. Such is life.

[yazmineR]

I have my lightsaber! did someone say DUEL?

*pulls anikin skywalker fx out*

i have been trained in the jedi arts, can that be of service to you, sir?

[GeminiShamrock]

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The-Big-Steamy-Thing wrote:
Yeah, this morning we had the love, this afternoon brought the war. In the end, I lost both. Such is life.

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Could be worse, man. How? I don't have a clue.

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

That's okay. Maybe you could give me one last conciliatory pie in the face.

Or several dozen.

[GeminiShamrock]

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The-Big-Steamy-Thing wrote:
That's okay. Maybe you could give me one last conciliatory pie in the face.

Or several dozen.

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*gives you three pies to the face*

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

I'll accept that compromise.

*shakes your hand with my paw*

I like your style, mister.

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

Actually, the dueling's over for now, but I may want to services later. I'm clearly out of practice.

[yazmineR]

*rolls away devistated*

[GeminiShamrock]

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The-Big-Steamy-Thing wrote:
I'll accept that compromise.

*shakes your hand with my paw*

I like your style, mister.

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Cool, man. Now to superimpose myself in a pro basketball video game.

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

My penultimate day on the ship before my vacation. I wonder what's in store for me today. What madness will the captain inflict inflict on this ship and her crew? Only time will tell.

I can't concern myself with how things are going to be run in my absence. (I suspect into the ground, but I don't wish to be unkind.)

[FieryDoom]

captains log, sometime, someday.

dear ship. i find you to be utterly and completely devoid of personality, so i am going to planet pilnedrokun to get you a new personality. then i will make sweet love to you.

take care.

also, release the "feel good" gas.

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

Captain? How do you actually intend to make sweet love to an interstellar spacecraft?

Wait, don't tell me. I think it would be better for me not to know the answer to that question.

Also, what is this "feel good" gas, and do you think it works on werewolves?

[FieryDoom]

yes,

yes,

and yes.

[simpleanime]

That "feel good" gas doesn't smell right sir.

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

With the exception of the first one, those answers strike me as somewhat insufficient, captain.

[FieryDoom]

why?

and feel good gas doesn't have to smell good to make you feel good.

[simpleanime]

*inhales*

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

Because.

*takes a whiff of "feel good" gas*

Hmm, I don't feel any gooder.

[FieryDoom]

you're supposed to exhale also....

[FieryDoom]

*gas makes you hallucinate about being pied*

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

Awww, I don't want to hallucinate about being pied. I want to actually be...

*hallucinates*

Oh, yes. Right in the face. Hit me again. Yes...

[FieryDoom]

*increases gas*

[The-Big-Steamy-Thing]

Hey, everybody, stop! I can't take this many pies at once! I'm suffocating! I can't breathe! I...

*collapses to floor in ecstasy*

[FieryDoom]

*pies you for real*