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SwimGuru
Jarvis_Mobly
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Things to say while holding your tongue

APPLE!
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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valiente16
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Re: Things to say while holding your tongue

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<_<

Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and feel forever grateful doing so. That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a wine and onion cream sauce she chuckled to herself and thought: I don't f*cking think so..

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mr_gren
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Re: Things to say while holding your tongue

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Don't judge me but I tried it and it sounds like I'm sneezing....*achoo*

If you wanna be in my Sig, you gotta get with my friends

used to be ladydra and mr_saxaphone in a past life
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Jarvis_Mobly
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now try saying achoo while holding your tongue
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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mr_gren
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I refuse! this is a ploy to make me into your puppet! YOU EVIL PUPPETT MASTER YOU!

If you wanna be in my Sig, you gotta get with my friends

used to be ladydra and mr_saxaphone in a past life
Shamelessly Advertising Myself
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aim = andralady

(OvO) The Owl of World Domination

()_._() foiling Evil Bunnies Everywhere!

=//=//=

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Jarvis_Mobly
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You may have found my plot to take over the world but you will NEVER STOP ME!!!! MUUUWWWAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA..........wait..that was a little long, let me try that again... MUUWAHAHAHAHA!...much better
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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mr_gren
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*rates the evil laugh as an 7*

 

minus 3 points for trying again. if you're evil do it right the first time

If you wanna be in my Sig, you gotta get with my friends

used to be ladydra and mr_saxaphone in a past life
Shamelessly Advertising Myself
Here too
aim = andralady

(OvO) The Owl of World Domination

()_._() foiling Evil Bunnies Everywhere!

=//=//=

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Come on..The timing's off and the feelings were all wrong....how is a villain suppose to work in these conditions?!
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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my house is a pirate ship


you sure you want to do that?

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Jarvis_Mobly
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lol yussss
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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let me put this stick in your purse


you sure you want to do that?

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Jarvis_Mobly
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Man.....you're just pullin them all out
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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XD

nao you go!



you sure you want to do that?

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Jarvis_Mobly wrote:
APPLE!

BUN BUNS!

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Jarvis_Mobly
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sittin on a bench
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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6cIawPaw
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:smileyvery-happy:

 thats a good 1



you sure you want to do that?

Swimuminati
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Re: Things to say while holding your tongue

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Naughty!

Bozos love my rose gold, purple got me slow-mo. Stuntin' like I'm Dorothy but my rubies in my dough tho.

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Jarvis_Mobly
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*bows* thank you... thank you
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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mr_gren
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Jarvis_Mobly wrote:
Come on..The timing's off and the feelings were all wrong....how is a villain suppose to work in these conditions?!

 

 

ADAPT AND OVERCOME! HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING. god you FAIL me...completely!

 

*walks away dissapointed*

 

If you wanna be in my Sig, you gotta get with my friends

used to be ladydra and mr_saxaphone in a past life
Shamelessly Advertising Myself
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aim = andralady

(OvO) The Owl of World Domination

()_._() foiling Evil Bunnies Everywhere!

=//=//=

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Jarvis_Mobly
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*grins evilly* *thoughts-"little does he know Failing him is more evil than anything thus making this not a failure but a complete success" * HAHAHAHAHA!
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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mr_gren
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Jarvis_Mobly wrote:
*grins evilly* *thoughts-"little does he know Failing him is more evil than anything thus making this not a failure but a complete success" * HAHAHAHAHA!

...you forgot an MW at the end of your laugh...god

 

epic failure...

and I'm a girl....

 

*sighs and kicks a rock*

If you wanna be in my Sig, you gotta get with my friends

used to be ladydra and mr_saxaphone in a past life
Shamelessly Advertising Myself
Here too
aim = andralady

(OvO) The Owl of World Domination

()_._() foiling Evil Bunnies Everywhere!

=//=//=

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.....you just had an epic failure my dear.....MW goes at the Begining of it..... and why would a girl start their handle with Mr.?....come on now....*holds tongue* A/S/L?
Howard: I'll fly at cha like a bag of Cocks!
Vince: And you will recieve him like a satchel of vaagina's
Vince: Ooo..Tag team put down!

"Wait Jargon Foley. Jar of Pickles Ogly. Jarvision Voly. What....what's your name again?"-Anani
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omg yes finally a thread about apples omg *squealz* *glomps you* this is awesome ^_^
I'm a nervous reck


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mr_gren
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Jarvis_Mobly wrote:
.....you just had an epic failure my dear.....MW goes at the Begining of it..... and why would a girl start their handle with Mr.?....come on now....*holds tongue* A/S/L?

IF YOU KNEW WHY WERE YOU IGNORANT EARLIER?!....20/f/annapolis....and because I have an epic crush on Mr Gren

If you wanna be in my Sig, you gotta get with my friends

used to be ladydra and mr_saxaphone in a past life
Shamelessly Advertising Myself
Here too
aim = andralady

(OvO) The Owl of World Domination

()_._() foiling Evil Bunnies Everywhere!

=//=//=