Remember Sanjaya? From American Idol? No? Well I do. I had a dream that he was somehow connected to Doctor Who and I had to write a jingle for the show and it went like “Bow ties are cool. Fezzes are cool. Sanjaya is cool.”
I also dreamt that this kid from my creative writing class last semester and I were the only two people in the world who could move because time was frozen and we kept going back to 1940s Germany or something and he was naked and had a bunch of really long penises coming out of his back and we started making out and he held me with his penises. It was kind of hot.
NIghttime decongestants make me have crazy dreams I guess. <_<