Incoherent Babbling

[DeaconPhenix]

The figurine looks like a chode. What do you do next?

[noobull]

I find places to stick both objects <_<

[DeaconPhenix]

There are two holes in the room for the figurine to be stuck and they are both on your body. What do you do next?

[Kharlatasznazka]

Die.

[noobull]

*places figurine in..... right ear*

[DeaconPhenix]

After some time, you stop bleeding and you realize that you aren't going to die. What do you do next?

[DeaconPhenix]

The figurine fits rather easily into your right ear, but nothing occurs. What do you do next?

[noobull]

Into the left ear the figurine shall go.......

[Kharlatasznazka]

Man, faak this sh!t. I'm out.

[DeaconPhenix]

The figurine fits slightly tighter in the left ear, but nothing occurs. YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL DAY 2 TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO NEXT.

[DeaconPhenix]

You copulate with your feces. YOU WILL WAIT UNTIL DAY 2 TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO NEXT.

[Kharlatasznazka]

NO! BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO DAY TWO!!!!!!!

[DeaconPhenix]

DAY 1 RESULTS

PARTICIPANTS

Name: TsumeBlue

Progress: Room 1

Possessions: None

Major Achievements: Fapped with no pants on

Name: Calfy

Progress: Room 1

Possessions: None

Major Achievements: Failed suicide

Name: chrisgottapiss

Progress: Room 3

Possessions: blunt, picture of willem dafoe, dull knife, key to chest, vial of clear liquid, rusty dagger

Major Achievements: Access to Room 2, Access to Room 3, Opened the Chest, Failed suicide

Name: TheAltsAlternateAlt

Progress: Room 1

Possessions: None

Major Achievements: Fapped

Name: noobbull

Progress: Room 2

Possessions: key, penor figurine, paper clip, bottle of black spiced rum

Major Achievements: Access to Room 2, Penor figurine in ear, Killed Jon Lajoie

Name: MafiaFlood

Progress: Room 1

Possessions: computer

Major Achievements: Watched hentai, Schlicked

Name: Killme_then_Kissme
Progress: Room 1
Possessions: None
Major Achievements: Spun in circles and fell down

Name: Kharlatasznazka
Progress: Room 1
Possessions: None
Major Achievements: Chugged liquor, Vomited, Ate vomit, **beast**, Amputated penor, Blinded, Failed suicide

Name: punkyplatypus
Progress: Room 1
Possessions: None
Major Achievements: Fapped

Day 2 will resume tonight.

[Diabolical_Jazz]

I'm likely to be eaten by a Grue.

[noobull]

I have decided to look for another room.

[DeaconPhenix]

You find yourself in a room on Day 2. What do you do next?

[DeaconPhenix]

You enter the third room and find a small chest against one wall and another door against the other. What do you do next?

[TrigunBebop]

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DeaconPhenix wrote:

What do you do next?

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A barrel roll

[noobull]

Examine the chest.

[DeaconPhenix]

You DO A BARREL ROLL and fall down on the floor. Upon regaining your equilbrium, what do you do next?

[DeaconPhenix]

Upon closer examination, the chest seems to be reinforced with steel. There is a keyhole in the middle of it. What do you do next?

[noobull]

I'll try to stick the penis figurine in first <_<

[DeaconPhenix]

The penor figurine does not fit into the hole. You think to yourself "that's what she said". What do you do next?

[TrigunBebop]

I search the room for balloons something of interest.

[DeaconPhenix]

You find a bottle of dark liquor. What do you do next?