06-16-2012 04:41 PM
It has been 20 years since King Tor's Great Culling of the Elves, and now you are one of the few of your kind left in the Hyacinth Woods. You were only a child when your parents hid you in the boughs of a tree only to be slaughtered at the hands of Human soilders, and now that same tree which has been your home these 20 years has died. Your elven bloods tells you what this means, that danger will soon grace your presence again. Though Elves are accustom to solitary lives, you find the need to find some accompanyment for the dangers ahead. This time, you need to be ready.
Reply to Curlymafurly - Message ID#: 65221370
06-16-2012 04:51 PM
That's not my name but I think I would appreciate it if your story telling was a bit more accurate. ![]()
Reply to Curlymafurly - Message ID#: 65221370
06-16-2012 04:53 PM
does that mean we can get hookers? 0.o
Reply to Curlymafurly - Message ID#: 65221370
06-16-2012 04:54 PM
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Reply to Curlymafurly - Message ID#: 65221370
06-16-2012 05:04 PM - edited 06-16-2012 05:23 PM
I must scour the forest for signs of other elves, and be careful to avoid humans...
Self Interest is best served by serving Others
Reply to Curlymafurly - Message ID#: 65221370
06-16-2012 05:16 PM
wow, i never knew any of this stuff before just now... this whole time i just thought i was just a dude who played kick ass minimal at warehouse parties...
well i guess i gotta make some calls...
Reply to sticksOsteel - Message ID#: 65221414
06-16-2012 06:46 PM
Pretty much ![]()
Reply to Curlymafurly - Message ID#: 65221370
06-16-2012 07:01 PM
Curlymafurly wrote:It has been 20 years since King Tor's Great Culling of the Elves, and now you are one of the few of your kind left in the Hyacinth Woods. You were only a child when your parents hid you in the boughs of a tree only to be slaughtered at the hands of Human soilders, and now that same tree which has been your home these 20 years has died. Your elven bloods tells you what this means, that danger will soon grace your presence again. Though Elves are accustom to solitary lives, you find the need to find some accompanyment for the dangers ahead. This time, you need to be ready.
*puts on 3D glasses*
*munches on popcorn*
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