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Swimuminati
stilgar
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a guy i work with committed the ultimate crime

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‎02-05-2012 02:39 AM

he showed affection to his girlfriend and woke her up. what a horrible guy

How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
With thy mesmerizing eyes
And thy wicked lips
Which doth hold me captive;
Captivated, devastated
By thy sweet, deceit-filled promises
And by thy eyes
Thy treacherous, lecherous eyes
Which doth pierce my heart
To depths previously unknown
And sear my soul
With passion burning bright
Burning, yearning, undeserving
What thou doth do to me
Thy lightest touch doth linger
Ever after on my skin;
Though I rub, scrape and scrub
Never am I clean again
Nor ever am I free again
Of thy gaze, thy touch, thy kiss
Imprinted on my memory
Forever and eternity
And so I tell thee
For whom I am but a plaything
Worth nothing more
An amusement for thee
To love, then leave
With nary a second thought
And never a backward glance
How I loathe thee-
Oh, how I loathe thee!
The only one I ever loved...


If someone wants to stick stuff in your poop hole and then gets mad when said poop comes out, well they're just silly...

"I do say commoner, could you drop the filth you are packing and saunter off to get me a spork, before I'm forced to feed you to my mop bucket full of piranha fish!"


Reika is my puppy. She is the most adorable puppy ever.
Roxy_da_Mistress: message received :smileywink:
4-HBabe is all mine! :smileymad:
still me is now in my sig.
LDK_SPARDA makes me blush.
GlitterCupcakes likes to feel special *feels her* Yup, she feels special.




Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.


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Tree Wizard
Aresem
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Re: a guy i work with committed the ultimate crime

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‎02-05-2012 02:40 AM

I thought you were gonna say he made the bawls touch!
I'm the ghost of SubnoizeRat's dog.

As of 12/12/2011, I am learning the ways of IB from Curlymafurly.
He can now legally wear monk clothes.

Famous people I've talked to: William Shatner, Ernie Harwell, LDK_SPARDA. Maybe more who matter less.
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Swimuminati
crushrose
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Re: a guy i work with committed the ultimate crime

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‎02-05-2012 02:40 AM

LISTEN CLOSELY

 

 

 

 

 

 

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WAFFLES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DID HE EAT THE WAFFLES????

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Aresem
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‎02-05-2012 02:41 AM

It's a relevant question, Stilgar, did he?
I'm the ghost of SubnoizeRat's dog.

As of 12/12/2011, I am learning the ways of IB from Curlymafurly.
He can now legally wear monk clothes.

Famous people I've talked to: William Shatner, Ernie Harwell, LDK_SPARDA. Maybe more who matter less.
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