Incoherent Babbling

[sticksOsteel]

how's this for a person's dating profile:

"Looking for the King of the jungle. Who am I, who are all of you? I'm just a girl with a pure heart looking for a lighter to my match, I can not see in this Jungle. I need a man, if you do not do manly things get out of here. You may have a tough time defining me on this site. I like what I like and I am what I am. True colors can not be seen on match so take my word I am a sweet, loving person who puts others first."

that was what she put for her "about me" section.  i mean... we all have a moment now and then where we think something over in our head and it sounded a lot better in our heads than it does when you say it out loud, but.... holy crap, "I can not see in this Jungle" just about made me shoot water out my nose.

folks... i may need to start working on my foreveralone.jpg if this is one of the people match.com has selected as a possible match for me with their fancy match-making selection process. >.>

[4-HBabe · Accepted solution]

I'm pretty sure you need to date her and report back to us.

[Skiles]

Fine, I took it down.

Way to put me on blast on a cartoon message board, bro.

[devilham007]

sounds like things grandma would say

[_New_Disease_]

You should take her out on a date.

And wear a fancy loincloth, be the King of her jungle. 

[SamuraiPunk]

She wants you to pay her for sex dumbass.

[bigddan11]

The "a lighter to my match" cracked me up.

[farnsworth2]

lol why is she in the jungle anyway


maybe she needs some hot monkey love

[Death_is_coming]

Man
you make me wanna create a profile on match.com just so i can read these funny bio's

[Tetsusaiga]

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4-HBabe wrote:

I pretty sure you need to date her and report back to us.

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[ladyislingering]

Sounds like a trashy romance novel or a typical failbook girl.

[sticksOsteel]

i'm pretty sure i don't want to get stabbed... she sounds like a stabber. either that or i'm going to end up wearing a gorilla outfit throwing feces at her while she says "yeah, i stole the bananas!"

either way, it would not be a particularly proud moment for me...

[sticksOsteel]

something had to be done, skiles. it had to be stopped. >.>

[sticksOsteel]

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SamuraiPunk wrote:

She wants you to pay her for sex dumbass.

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this actually makes sense, in a twisted sort of way.

[sticksOsteel]

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Death_is_coming wrote:
Man
you make me wanna create a profile on match.com just so i can read these funny bio's

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ya know... you can actually create a profile and search around and stuff without paying for it.  you just can't communicate with anyone. >.>

[Death_is_coming]

omg
i know what im gonna do on the next rainy day
xD

[sticksOsteel]

if you see this guy http://imgur.com/dsAtO just move along. nothing to see there. >.>

[-Gaynor79-]

I could only imagine the chaos that would ensue if Deathy made a profile. Match.com servers wouldn't be able to handle all the messages.

[AstroCreep66]

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4-HBabe wrote:

I pretty sure you need to date her and report back to us.

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Exactly. She sounds like she's probably a doormat, which means lots of presents and casual sex.

Go for the gusto.

[poooooooooooooof]

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sticksOsteel wrote:
if you see this guy http://imgur.com/dsAtO just move along. nothing to see there. >.>

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thats u???

[foryouwhynot]

She was probably only setting up a profile for a bet with her friends and put that in there to disuade guys from contacting her

[YouHateAmerica]

You're being too picky about your lowered standards. Just keep a collar on her.

[punkyplatypus]

.....bro, she's this kinda girl.......bag & tag it ;|....

[DoomsDayDevice]

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! WE'VE GOT FUN AND GAMES!

[Death_is_coming]

is that you?
IS THAT YOU?!?!?