Incoherent Babbling

[sticksOsteel]

oh. thank you. people seem divided on the shallow desirefulness of my appearance, so i can never tell what the "huah??!!?!" reaction means.

[lupin_bebop]

...........Wow, man....wow......

I say....go on a date....and report back to us. You never know, though....she may be a tomcat in bed.

[WereCat]

She's a keeper! =D
...

....

or needs to be KEPT in a padded room

[Tetsusaiga_775]

Why subscribe to match.com when you can subscribe to ASMB?

Lots of IBers with böners for other IBers

[Jingai]

"You can't see true colors on match so take my word"
I pretty much stopped there.

Obviously this is the result of one too many library book club meetings.

[WereCat]

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punkyplatypus wrote:

.....bro, she's this kinda girl.......bag & tag it ;|....

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Roflmaoooooo Now i cant stop watching his videos.
Dayum yew Platy!

[Death_is_coming]

i'll try to keep it in my pants

[sticksOsteel]

sure, it's easy to say for ME to go on the date with her. i don't see any of you risking yourself out there in the jungle!!!

[sticksOsteel]

that... could be kind of hot. >.>

[sticksOsteel]

that is really, really true, and at the same time... i would totally show up to meet the woman of my IB dreams, and find out that it's been an elaborate prank and you guys are the douchiest friends in the world.

[i mean, that's what i would do.]

[WereCat]

YOUR FACE IS KINDA HOT

wat

[sticksOsteel]

just keep your fappings quiet, and we'll be good.

[sticksOsteel]

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WereCat wrote:
YOUR FACE IS KINDA HOT

wat

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does that mean i can take the bag off my head?

[WereCat]

Whoa whoa..

...

I never said all of that.

[sticksOsteel]

oh. okay then, i'll be over here pretending to be your dream man some more.

i'm getting pretty good at it, really! just let me take the bag off!

[Death_is_coming]

but i like it loud

[lupin_bebop]

Ha. I don't have to. Besides, my other half my get a little testy if I do.

[sticksOsteel]

well, i don't have to either. i can just sit at home and work on my foreveralone.jpg! it'll be horrible! horrible-r than anybody else's, that's for sure. >.> you'll see! you'll all see!

[sticksOsteel]

look here deathy. if i hear one single fap, i will come over there and light your house on fire. >.>

[punkyplatypus]

.....crying is the correct response....

[punkyplatypus]

.....his voice is a little annoying, but i like to think he's one of these guys grown up...

[Elle_Eccentric]

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sticksOsteel wrote:
it's either that or i'm deemed only good enough for the bottom of the barrel by match's fancy matching technicians.
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Well I don't believe that for a second.

[sticksOsteel]

YOU CAN'T PULL TEN POKEMON!

[YES I CAN!]

NO YOU CAN'T!

[sticksOsteel]

i don't know their methods, it's possible that their technicians were just overwhelmed by my awkwardness and were like "uhhhhhhh.... ####, i don't know... just throw him 'jungle woman' and see if we can get a baseline."

[lupin_bebop]

I'm sure I will see. I do not doubt your abilities.