Incoherent Babbling

[sticksOsteel]

last night, i talked to a woman for the first time and via telephone.  it was a good hour and a half, and seemed to go well enough.  i had kind of a funky vibe, but i was like "meh... even if it ####, it's good to stay in practice with dating" and i ask her out to a minor league baseball game.  she agrees, and is all excited.

this morning, she texts me at about 8am.  she wants to ask me all kinds of questions, and i can tell that she is just bouncing off the walls with joy.  i think this is weird, because i've seen her and she is very physically attractive, and the conversation with her revealed that she is probably a lot smarter than i am.  several years ago, she graduated highschool as both a cheerleader and the captain of their mathletes team.  this is weird that she should be so excited to get a date, i'd think she would just walk into a room and pick someone to scoop up.

well... it turns out that she has some dating experience... never longer than two months, nothing in the last four years, and the last guy she dated was 17 years older than she is.

O_o

[freaky factor rising]

she then revealed that she has goals for the next couple years.  oh good, goals!  we should all have goals, right?

wrong.

she would like to [over the course of the next couple years]:

- wrap up a double major mathematics, political science

- get started on a phD in astrophysics

- get married

- have kids

- join the peace corps

- travel europe and central america

O_O

my goals:

- kiss girl

- repeat

- not get stuck in life-destroying relationship with person who has no idea what it means to live their goals, and makes extraordinary plans when they haven't even had a job

i advised her that our goals appeared to be very different, and that this may be a problem.

so... over night, i went from "huzzah!  have date!  she's purty!" to "huzzah!  disaster averted!"

and this... was another tale in sticksOsteel's: misadventures in dating!

[more episodes to come soon]

[Glodson]

Did you pee in her butt?

[sticksOsteel]

if only...

[NaBraniel]

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sticksOsteel wrote:

last night, i talked to a woman for the first time

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Just wait until you do kissing

[sticksOsteel]

that... was particularly well-played sir. i present to you two kudos to do with as you wish.

[Glodson]

See? You should have told her that your one date goal was to pee in her highly motivated and way too forward butt.

[1pooh4u]

lol...you shoulda told her my goal is to reach swimuminati....

[lildreamelf]

eh... i would have at least gone on the date. so far you haven't misadventured into dating yet. you've copped out. lol... copped...

[LadyLoveSlave]

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1pooh4u wrote:
lol...you shoulda told her my goal is to reach swimuminati....

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[Death_is_coming]

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1pooh4u wrote:
lol...you shoulda told her my goal is to reach swimuminati....

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*imagines that conversation to play out in a real date*

xDDD

[Death_is_coming]

You'll get them next time champ.

She sounds like a piece of work though

[Jealousy]

hot, smart, ambitious girl who would have no doubt made a ton of money and you coulda been like a house husband or something what is wrong w./ youuuu

[1pooh4u]

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Death_is_coming wrote:

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1pooh4u wrote:
lol...you shoulda told her my goal is to reach swimuminati....

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*imagines that conversation to play out in a real date*

xDDD

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That would be awkward for someone and confusing to the other....

[Master_windu]

helicopter #### bro.....only chance you had to win

[sticksOsteel]

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lildreamelf wrote:
eh... i would have at least gone on the date. so far you haven't misadventured into dating yet. you've copped out. lol... copped...

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first off, that's our word.

and secondly, no way.  i'd have had to pay for #### to go on a date with a person who is really similar to a lot of people i've already dated.  what''s the point of that?

[sticksOsteel]

worse... hot, smart, ambitious woman who has no idea what it means to work and would probably get bored with the concept very quickly. then i'd be supporting a hot, smart, ambitious woman with a lot of debt, who likes to make the debt grow.

[lildreamelf]

but i thought the point was to go out on a date? but if you feel this is the same sh!t different date... lol... sorry... uh... yeah well that i get.

[sticksOsteel]

psh... i always do the helicopter ####... how else would i impress a chick?

[sticksOsteel]

well, i suppose i could've lied and been like "yeah, totally me too. wanna' screw?"

[Vamped]

I thought thats what match.com was for though
like marriage and stuff
maybe you should try craiglist

[Master_windu]

that might be counter productive though......

sticksOsteel :

well, i suppose i could've lied and been like "yeah, totally me too. wanna' screw?"

[lildreamelf]

i dunno what to say. i think a date wouldn't have been a waste of time if you at least had fun.

[MoonGoddess17]

Awww, I still would've hit that.

Ish good to have dreams. 

First two doesn't seem like it's not doable with her.

Plus to move on in those fields you need an internship and experience and whatnot so I'm sure she's smart enough to know that she'll need to take loans and pay them back.

And since she's a math geek she can probably estimate how long and how much she'll owe and how to reduce such things.

Just sayin'.

[SoulCrAvEkEeN]

match.com has loads of people like that i suppose.

I thought maybe you should have taken her to the date :/

if she's like a one percenter kid, i might see why she would want to do all of that. However, no one in their right mind should ever bring children into the world just to have them. Seems like she wants to do way too much to even fit marriage and family.

Though, it was just a date- not a vegas wedding.

Good story bro

[sticksOsteel]

oh i can't believe i forgot! the first five minutes of our phone conversation were about her kidney stones. X_x

i get it. people have them. but it's not exactly the usually fair for "getting to know you" conversation. i usually reserve bowels conversations until we're at least on the date.