date with a sugar mama with whom there is no spark has happened. making arrangements for further activity. she's kind of hot, and definitely has money which i would love to support me in my poverty.
invited to a wedding with another chick who's wanted my junk for a long time, and i've fended her off thus far because she lived together with my best friend at one point, and is best friends with my ex. lately though... that's starting to seem like a good idea to bone her. >.>
and the best part is that this is america and i don't have to choose one or the other!!!
i just kind of wish i could, because i really am kind of a one woman, dude. 
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