Sesshomaru:
This one resolves to kick Jaken further than he has ever been kicked before... and hopefully it will make Rin laugh.
Her human laughter is the most perfect sound in this disgusting world, and it makes this Sesshomaru's guts tremble in a delightful way.
Miroku:
I solemnly vow to devote myself to showing Sango I can be a decent man, one worthy of her affections.
And when she's not looking I will find relief from my earthly desires in some faceless, nameless, village girl so that I won't have to take matters into my own hands.
Kanna:
My resolution is to continue to be as creepy as possible, and to inspire dark loli fic with my master, Naraku.
No really, have you seen some of the sick sh!t people write me doing with that guy? I'm like 6 years old or something and they write Naraku TENTACLE RAPING me. Even the monk isn't THAT perverted...