To put it in context, let me say out and out this is more a rant than a troll. I'm not trying to say people are stupid for liking this show, since I see how people could like it. The problem is, all those people are under age 13.
Everything about this show screamed pointlessness and hostility towards the viewer. Even the announcement was a gigantic letdown, a hype balloon violently deflating. It had been over a year since we got something that wasn't a sequel/remake and we get...something that would have been laughed off of Toonami.
(For about two seconds, I thought they announced Kenichi, so that didn't help either).
Everything about the show was so childish and uninviting. Right from the get go, the show goes "We're a kids show, deal with it or change the channel.". The opening theme was oppressively bad. The characters and designs were stock. The humor was immature and not funny. "LOL the dogs are gay". I'm sorry, but Tim and Eric got taken to task for Married News Team, and that was freaking subtle in comparison.
The battles are a joke. They're poorly animated, and not exciting. You'd think being a shounen making the battles interesting would be important, but no. Boxes people.
Any good show needs to give you a reason to watch. This gave me reason upon reason to stay away.
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