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50 things king of the hill taught us

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01-05-2009 06:56 PM

  1. The doctor from the one ep said the intestines can be stretched
    all the way around the world :smileysurprised:

and now its your turn :smileyhappy:

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01-05-2009 07:19 PM

2. Cotton killed fiddy men
"And we get stuff like Two and a Half Men and Dane Cook and everybody sleepwalks through their little lives and eventually death's sleep comes." - SwimMod_Luuv
"Seth McFarlene [sic] is ####ing Mike Lazzo." - dudeco
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01-05-2009 07:26 PM

3) Hookers hang out at Hotel Arlen

 

(btw, that intestine fact is a load of bull)

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01-05-2009 09:38 PM

4.) Asians don't always eat dog.
CSW ~ MAL ~ It's Manhattan style, see?
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01-05-2009 09:54 PM

5.) Laos is a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Thailand and Vietnam. Population 4.7 million
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01-05-2009 09:54 PM - last edited on 01-05-2009 09:54 PM

6.) Butane is a bast-ard gas.

 

I knew you were gonna repost.

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01-05-2009 09:59 PM

lol i couldnt pick one sorry
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01-05-2009 10:10 PM

7.) White men don't have butts

 

its ok, i was wondering why I couldn't reply to your first post. Then I find you deleted it. :smileytongue:

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01-05-2009 10:42 PM

8. it's 6am and that boy ain't right
the one true mogar, imitators be warned
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01-05-2009 10:43 PM

9.) Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol’ internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got nekkid chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it’s real easy, man.
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01-05-2009 10:50 PM

10. 12 fuel filters at mega-lo-mart costs 60 dollars
the one true mogar, imitators be warned
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01-05-2009 10:51 PM

11. I don't know what they are, but I need them!
CSW ~ MAL ~ It's Manhattan style, see?
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01-05-2009 11:03 PM

12.) A class 5 tornado can put an egg through a brick wall. Some call it Humpty's Revenge.

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01-05-2009 11:30 PM

i was gona say that if no one replied :smileyvery-happy:
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01-05-2009 11:32 PM

Kehotik_Angel wrote:

12.) A class 5 tornado can put an egg through a brick wall. Some call it Humpty's Revenge.

 

:smileyvery-happy: i remember that :smileyvery-happy:

 

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01-05-2009 11:32 PM

13) if you slip on pee in a restaurant bathroom you can sue and become rich :smileyhappy:
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01-05-2009 11:58 PM

14) Even a myspace for your company can lead to drama
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15 ] young girls who dress like tramps are called prosti-tots
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It's not that I'm lazy it's just that I don't care.
"This fandom's afraid of me. I've seen its true face. The boards are extended gutters and the gutters are full of hentai fanart. And when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and self-serving fanfic will foam up about their waists and all the otakus and weaboos will look up and shout "We want Eva hentai!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." "
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01-06-2009 08:15 PM

16. Head to feet you don't cause a leak. Feet to head, Everyone's dead.
In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

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01-06-2009 10:04 PM

17. judges in texas can give you cruel weird and unusal punishments
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01-06-2009 10:05 PM

18.) Ginseng gets you "all hopped up."

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01-06-2009 10:09 PM

19) cocaine makes good fishing bait
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01-06-2009 10:12 PM

20. Hank is a Hippie-crite.
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01-06-2009 10:21 PM

21. Crack causes the ecosystem to go out of whack when used as fishing bait.
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01-06-2009 10:35 PM

22. Almost any Native American tool could be jammed into someone's brainstem
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