King of the Hill

[God-Says-No]

1. The doctor from the one ep said the intestines can be stretched
   all the way around the world

and now its your turn

[itsacoaster]

2. Cotton killed fiddy men

[Kehotik_Angel]

3) Hookers hang out at Hotel Arlen

(btw, that intestine fact is a load of bull)

[Pyro_Metal]

4.) Asians don't always eat dog.

[chronodestroyer]

5.) Laos is a landlocked country in Southeast Asia between Thailand and Vietnam. Population 4.7 million

[Kehotik_Angel]

6.) Butane is a bast-ard gas.

I knew you were gonna repost.

Message Edited by Kehotik_Angel on 01-05-2009 09:54 PM

[chronodestroyer]

lol i couldnt pick one sorry

[Kehotik_Angel]

7.) White men don't have butts

its ok, i was wondering why I couldn't reply to your first post. Then I find you deleted it.

[mogar]

8. it's 6am and that boy ain't right

[Pyro_Metal]

9.) Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol’ internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got nekkid chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it’s real easy, man.

[mogar]

10. 12 fuel filters at mega-lo-mart costs 60 dollars

[Pyro_Metal]

11. I don't know what they are, but I need them!

[Kehotik_Angel]

12.) A class 5 tornado can put an egg through a brick wall. Some call it Humpty's Revenge.

[God-Says-No]

i was gona say that if no one replied

[God-Says-No]

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Kehotik_Angel wrote:

12.) A class 5 tornado can put an egg through a brick wall. Some call it Humpty's Revenge.

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i remember that

[God-Says-No]

13) if you slip on pee in a restaurant bathroom you can sue and become rich

[Pyro_Metal]

14) Even a myspace for your company can lead to drama

[pyronerd23]

15 ] young girls who dress like tramps are called prosti-tots

Message Edited by pyronerd23 on 01-06-2009 06:31 PM

[comfortably_numb]

16. Head to feet you don't cause a leak. Feet to head, Everyone's dead.

[God-Says-No]

17. judges in texas can give you cruel weird and unusal punishments

[Kehotik_Angel]

18.) Ginseng gets you "all hopped up."

[God-Says-No]

19) cocaine makes good fishing bait

[Kehotik_Angel]

20. Hank is a Hippie-crite.

[Kehotik_Angel]

21. Crack causes the ecosystem to go out of whack when used as fishing bait.

[Kehotik_Angel]

22. Almost any Native American tool could be jammed into someone's brainstem