King of the Hill

[CodeguruXX]

23. Archaeology professors are jewelry wearing legal trickery opportunists and are evil.

[mogar]

24. i didn't use kite string, i used bailing twine! HA!

[CodeguruXX]

25. Archaeology professors are weaker than Bobby.

[DonPeroni]

26 through 50. You don't have to be funny, culturally relevant, or even remotely watchable to snag a prime timeslot on the New Adult Swim.

[Pyro_Metal]

take it to the hater thread

26. Haters are jealous

[chronodestroyer]

27.) You shouldn't force your child to smoke a dozen packs of cigarettes

[Pyro_Metal]

28.) Guns don't kill people. The government does.

[Takkun4343]

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comfortably_numb wrote:
16. Head to feet you don't cause a leak. Feet to head, Everyone's dead.

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That doesn't make any f*cking sense.

[Takkun4343]

30. Even if you're a bored kid put in special ed for no reason, acting stupid on a log ride by falling off while acting stupid is incredibly retarded.

Message Edited by Takkun4343 on 01-07-2009 05:01 PM

[CodeguruXX]

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Takkun4343 wrote:

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comfortably_numb wrote:
16. Head to feet you don't cause a leak. Feet to head, Everyone's dead.

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That doesn't make any f*cking sense.

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31. If you don't watch the show much you get aggressive over people quoting episodes you haven't seen due to jealousy.

[Takkun4343]

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CodeguruXX wrote:

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Takkun4343 wrote:

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comfortably_numb wrote:
16. Head to feet you don't cause a leak. Feet to head, Everyone's dead.

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That doesn't make any f*cking sense.

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31. If you don't watch the show much you get aggressive over people quoting episodes you haven't seen due to jealousy.

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I have seen MANY KOTH episodes. I just don't get why everyone dies if you clean a propane tank the wrong way.

[CodeguruXX]

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Takkun4343 wrote:

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CodeguruXX wrote:

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Takkun4343 wrote:

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comfortably_numb wrote:
16. Head to feet you don't cause a leak. Feet to head, Everyone's dead.

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That doesn't make any f*cking sense.

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31. If you don't watch the show much you get aggressive over people quoting episodes you haven't seen due to jealousy.

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I have seen MANY KOTH episodes. I just don't get why everyone dies if you clean a propane tank the wrong way.

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32. Quotes such as these are explained within the context of episode they appear in and had anyone watched this particular episode they would have the meaning explained to them at least 3 times.

[Pyro_Metal]

33. If your child looks different from you, he must be of alien heritage.

[mogar]

34. nine times out of ten, dalmations go straight for the crotch.

[Pyro_Metal]

Never agree to take care of a cat belonging to a military person.

And if you do, never take it to an expensive vet.

[chronodestroyer]

35.) Asians are actually not always either Chinese or Japanese

(we skipped a # a while back just make the next one 36)

[greyshirt]

36) don't be friends with dale gribble.

[Kehotik_Angel]

37. Rusty Shackleford is the greatest alias ever.

[Kehotik_Angel]

38. Mowing the lawn is a privilege.

[wintermute]

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God-Says-No wrote:

1. The doctor from the one ep said the intestines can be stretched
   all the way around the world

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You forgot Hank's reply which was classic....Hank: "Now, how could that be? The Earth is 25,000 miles around. A piece of steak would have to shoot through your intestines at the speed of sound. That's impossible."

39) That TV sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized TV will be a thing of the past.  (this was oddly prophetic)

[Pyro_Metal]

40.) High definition TVs are TOO lifelike

[choujiguy]

41. with propane, you taste the meat, not the heat

[Tomywolf]

42. Japanese leaf blowers are weak because they were made to blow those bonsai bushes and cherry blossoms

[Kehotik_Angel]

43. Bouncing a ball in hockey requires a mandatory drug test.

[greyshirt]

44. yep.