King of the Hill

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Hello and welcome to the King of the Hill character Guide, all of these have been gathered from the wiki thread thanks to the help of some wonderful users, and the great and powerful Google. So without further ado, I present the long awaited King of the Hill character guide. As always, if there is someone I missed or if I screwed up an entry, please feel free to let me know.

Table of contents

The Hill Family

The Gribble Family

The Dauterive Family

The Platter Family

The Kleinschmidt Family

The Boomhauer Family

The Souphanousinphone Family

The Wassonasong Family

The Strickland Family

Strickland Propane

Tom Landry Middle School

Other Characters

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THE OFFICIAL KING OF THE HILL CHARACTER GUIDE

THE HILL FAMILY

Hank Hill

• Voiced by Mike Judge
• Hank is in love and is obsessed  with anything related with propane and propane accessories. He also has a love for his bloodhound Ladybird (which he does with less shame compared to his family members). He loves being a Texan, even though he eventually found out he was orginally born in New York City. He doesn't like to talk about his problem of having a narrow urethra (a problem he shares with his half Japanese brother). In H.S. he played American football until he snapped his ankle. After he graduated from H.S. he worked at Jeans West until he met Buck Strickland (who inspired his love of propane). Common phrases that could be heard from Hank are: BWAH! (when scared), Ugh! (when disappointed), and I tell you what!, and I'm gonna kick your ass! (Entry by xXxSABRINAxXx)

Margaret "Peggy" Platter Hill

• Voiced by Kathy Najimy
• Hank's wife, Peggy,is from Montana. Her family owns a cattle farm. She is a substitute teacher at Tom Landry Middle School. She has won "Substitute Teacher of the Year" 3 years running. She thinks she speaks fluent spanish, but her vocabulary is sub par at best. She has a bad  habit of adding or changing ingredients to ordinary dishes then naming them after herself. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Bobby Hill

• Voiced by Pamela Adlon
• Bobby Hill is a student at Tom Landry Middle School, and has his 13th birthday as the show progresses. He is an average student, overweight, and hasn't experienced puberty like his friends Joseph and Connie. Unsurprisingly, Bobby shows little interest in sports and other physical activities (much to the chagrin of his father, Hank). Despite this, Bobby is quite popular at school, largely because he makes other students laugh with his prop comedy. Besides comedy, Bobby's interests include playing video games, riding bikes with his best friend Joseph, and spending time with his neighbor and occasional girlfriend Connie. His favorite foods include prepackaged fruit pies and chopped liver sandwiches from the deli. (entry by itsacoaster)

Tilly (Hill) Garrison

• Voiced by Tammy Wynette ('97 - '98), Beth Grant ('99), and K Callan (2000 - 2009)
• When she was married to Cotton Hill, he would verballyabuse and mistreat her. She often wished Hank would come to her help her when Cotton mistreats her in front of him but would get disappointed becasue he doesn't. Because of this, it lead to her collection of glass miniatures. Years after her divorce from Cotton, she dated Gary Kasner.  It didn't last seeing how she started dating, and eventually married, Chuck Garrison behind Gary's back. With both guys, Hank didn't really like them when he first met them and felt nervous. Tilly is very active for some her age which worries Hank even more. (entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

Cotton Hill

• Voiced by Toby Huss
• Hank's father, World War 2 veteran, and father of three children: Hank, Good Hank, and Junichiro, the illegitimate child. Cotton is a violent, intolerant, and cynical elderly man, who likes to hit on random women throughout the series.  Had his shins blown off in Japan, contributing to the strange walk he shows prominently throughout the series.  Was married to Tilly Hill, but separated due to his tiredness of her, he later married DiDi who mothered a child for Cotton. While Cotton repeatedly tries to demean Hank and Peggy, by referring to Peggy as "Hank's Wife" he has a remarkably good relationship with Bobby, even saying that Hank was a better father than him because of Bobby. (entry by Naraku4656)

DiDi Hill

• Voiced by Ashley Gardner
• Didi is Cotton's second wife and a candy striper. She has breast implants and suffers from postpartum depression following the birth of Cotton's third son "G.H." She is generally depicted as docile and unintelligent, although she has a degree in optometry. Didi speaks in a voice reminiscent of Ginger from Gilligan's Island and was once a fellow student in Hank Hill's kindergarten class (in her first appearance, she asks Hank if he still likes finger painting). (entry by smile_you_suck)

Good Hank Hill

• Cotton wanted to name his newborn son "Hank." However, he already had agrown son named Hank who refused to give the name back, so he decided (almost out of spite) to pick the name G.H., short for "Good Hank," due to the fact that he didn't like Hank and considered him a sissy. Upon G.H.'s arrival, Cotton attempted to rename Hank to B.H. ("Bad Hank"), which angered Hank. (entry by smile_you_suck)

Junichiro

• Voiced by David Carradine
• Illegitimate son of Cotton, and Japanese half-brother of Hank Hill. Very similiar to Hank Hill which includes both of them sharing a problem with their urethra being narrow, and is an assistant manager in a Robotics company manufacturing Robots and Robot accessories. (entry by Naraku4656)

Dusty Hill

• Voiced by Dusty Hill
• Real life bass player for ZZ Top, in the show he is Hank's cousin. Shown to be irresponsible, as he enters Cotton's Cadillac in a demolition derby, and almost destroys the car. He drives Hank insane by all of his antics, but they are able to make amense when Dusty agrees to fix the car. (entry by Naraku4656)

Ladybird 

• Ladybird is the family dog of the Hills family. She is 14 years old (or 98 in human years) & a Georgia Bloodhound. She is named after former first lady Lady Bird Johnson. Out of everyone in the family, Hank has the best relationship with her and probably gives her more attention then he does with his own wife and son. It was revealed that the presence of Ladybird, when she was a puppy, helped Hank and Peggy conceive Bobby. Some things we learn about Ladybird in the show are that she can dance (when Bobby was dancing with her for a dog dancing contest) and that she reacts to certain situations based on how Hank feels (as when Hank wasn't happy whena repairman was working on his heater). (entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

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THE GRIBBLE FAMILY

Dale Gribble

• Voiced by Johnny Hardwick
• Man of many professions, the most prominent being the owner of "Dale's Dead Bug" the extermination service he runs. Dale is a paranoid delusion character who thinks that everything and everything is some sort of government conspiracy. Dale is so paranoid, that on any governement document he signs the name "Rusty Shackleford" a person Dale thought died when he was in third grade, though it is revealed later that Rusty is alive and had just moved. Surprisingly though, Dale does not realize that Joseph is not actually his son, but it actually the love child of Nancy and John Redcorn, nor does he find this out throught the series. At one point, Dale thought that Joseph wasn't his son, and instead deduced that he was the son of aliens impregnating his wife. He owns numerous guns, and is also the president of the Arlen Gun Club. (entry by Naraku4656)

Nancy Gribble

• Voiced by Ashley Gardner
• Nancy had an affair with her medical healer John Redcorn. A result of her affair is the birth of her son Joseph. Joseph, and even Dale, doesn't seem to realize that Joseph is really John Redcorn's son. Nancy used to be the weather woman for the local news station until she was replaced by a professional meteorologist. She was given the anchor position. When on the air, she includes her maiden name thus being called Nancy Hicks Gribble. Nancy frequently calls everyone "Sug" (entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

Joseph Gribble

• Voiced by Brittany Murphy (seasons 1 - 4) & Breckin Meyer (seasons 5+)
• Joseph is best friends with Bobby Hill. Like his "father" he is unaware that John Redcorn is his real father. Despite not being blood related, Joseph and Dale are similar in ways like with the theories Dale is always talking about. In the early seasons, Joseph clearly had a crush on Bobby's cousin Luanne. During the seasons, Joseph went through puberty by growing a mustach & becoming taller even more than Bobby who still haven't experience it. He also becomes more athletic joining sports like lacrosse and football. Even though Dale is proud to have a son so athletic it still scares him. (entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

Bug Gribble

• Voiced by David Herman 
• Dale's father, who alienated his son during Dale's wedding by pretending to flirt with Nancy, however it would come to light years later that it was actually a cover up for the fact that he was a closeted homosexual. He currently works at a rodeo, and is the inspiration for Dale's "Dead Bug" service. (entry by Naraku4656)

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THE DAUTERIVE FAMILY

William "Bill" Fontaine Delatour Dauterive

• Voiced by Steven Root
• Hank's divorced neighbor with depression, Battered Person's Syndrome, from his abusive father which he blames on himself, and Male Pattern Baldness, Bill can speak French and English, and lived in Louisiana in his childhood. Bill was known on the team as the "Billdozer", and has returned to play football in a few separate episodes. He constantly complains about his divorce from his wife, Lenore, and has attempted suicide in a few episodes. Bill works in the army as a barber, though he could have been more had he not have married Lenore, who he met at a Molly Hatchet concert when she fell unconscious in his lap from drunkenness. Bill has tried to have relationships after Lenore, besides his apparent crush on Peggy Hill, he dated the leader of Hank's church, Karen Stroup, but later broke up with her over his feelings about their relationship. Bill currently resides across the street from Hank, and is seen in most episodes of the show. (entry by Naraku4656)

Lenore Dauterive

• Voiced by Ellen Barkin
• Bill's ex wife, and obsession. Bill and her met at a Molly Hatchet concert where she fell into his lap passed out drunk. She is frequently mentioned by Bill, who always hopes that she will come back for him,  and even offered to come back to Bill in one episode. Bill refused this with the help of Texas Governor Ann Richards. (entry by Naraku4656)

Gilbert Dauterive

• Voiced by David Herman
• Cousin of Bill Dauterive. Seemingly intelligent, he is Bill's only living relative, but doesn't care much for Bill. He instead focuses on publishing poetry in a magazine by selling his family's estate. He is most likely gay, and lives in a mansion in Louisiana. (entry by Naraku4656)

Violetta Dauterive-

• Voiced by Natalie Mains
• Bill's cousin, who only appeared in one episode along with his other cousins, Gilbert, Rose, and Lily. She lives with Bill's aunt Esmee, and tried to seduce Bill in order to restore the family lineage. (entry by farnsworth2)

Rose and Lily Dauterive-

• Voiced by Emily Robison and Martie Maguire respectively
• Bill's widowed relatives by name, they also attempt to  seduce bill during "a beer can named desire" but are unsuccessful. (entry by farnsworth2)

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THE PLATTER FAMILY

Luanne Platter

• Voiced by Brittany Murphy
• She moves in with her aunt and uncle because marital problems between her parents (her mom stabbed her dad with a fork) and the trailer she lived in capsized. She created a Christian themed puppet show called the Manger Babies. At the end of the second season, Luanne's then boyfriend, Buckley, caused an explosion at the Mega Lo Mart where he worked. Luanne, Buckley, Hank, and Chuck Mangione, were all trapped inside at the time. With the return of the third season, all but Buckley survived. In the process, Luanne lost all her hair. When the show began, she was attending Arlen Beauty College. She has shown to not be good at the profession. She eventually enrolled at the Community College, after having a vision from Buckley. Her major was never mentioned. Throughout the series, Luanne have had many relationships. Eventually, she dated and married Lucky Kleinschmidt. They have a daughter named Gracie. (Entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

Leanne Platter

• Voiced by Pamela Adlon
• Luanne's violent and mentally unstable mother. She is an alcoholic, and was put in prison for stabbing her husband, Hoyt Platter. She is only seen in one episode where she is released from prison and tries to hook up with Bill. Bill sees this as a good thing, but as Leanne starts to drink again, everyone else sees that she is once again back to her destructive ways. Bill stops the relationship as he comes to this realization as Leanne disappears with Bill's truck, not to be seen in a speaking role again. (Entry by Naraku4656)

Maddy Platter

• voiced by Joanne Gleason
• Peggy and Hoyt's mother, widowed and living on a ranch in Montana. She dislikes Peggy for leaving the family ranch, and not dating, and eventually marrying, a local man. Peggy tries to mend her relationship with her mother by saving the ranch, however her mother doesn't appreciate this. Peggy gives up on her relationship with her mother, and instead tries to make her bond to her son and husband stronger. (Entry by Naraku4656)

Hoyt Platter

• Voiced by Johnny Knoxville
• Father of Luanne, Peggy's elder brother, and Leanne's ex-husband (if you can paraphrase his family connections better feel free, I couldn't really think of a way to make this part sound more original) he was said to have been working on an oil rig, but it turned out to be a cover to conceal his convict past. Only seen for one episode, he was released from prison and began to commit crimes again, but blamed Lucky for it. He was later caught in a crime by Hank and Peggy, and was sentenced to life in prison. Luanne was lead to believe that he actually had signed a lifetime contract to remain on the oil rig. (Entry by Naraku4656)

Doc Platter

• No Voice Actor Information Found
• Doc is Peggy's father. Hank thinks he's a wise old man, but he is really just going senile (entry by drunkenwarrior)

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THE KLEINSCHMIDT FAMILY

Elroy "Lucky" Kleinschmidt

• Voiced by Tom Petty
• Luanne's husband, and father of their daughter Gracie, Lucky is unintelligent and is frequently shown to be disliked by Peggy as she tried to break him and Luanne up, until Luanne's pregnancy came to light. Lucky asked Hank to force Luanne to marry him in a shotgun wedding, as it was how the rest of his family members were married, and he wanted to be wed in the same tradition. Lucky recieved $53,000 after an accident at a Costco, where he slipped and fell. He looses most of the money at one point, but is able to regain it when a lawyer settled with him over an unrelated matter. (entry by Naraku4656)

Gracie Margaret Kleinschmidt

• No voice
• Luanne and Lucky's daughter. She was the reason that Lucky married Luanne in a shotgun wedding. Luanne almost gave birth to her in a hippie clinic with no real doctor or pain medication, she later changed her mind and wanted to be on pain medication for the birth of her daughter. She originally wanted to name her Lasagna, because she was doped up on pain medicine, but Peggy stopped Luanne from naming her Lasagna and instead decided on Gracie. (entry by Naraku4656)

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THE BOOMHAUER FAMILY

Jeff Boomhauer

• Voiced by Mike Judge
• Boomhauer is man who mutters are nearly incomprehensible to the audience, but easily understood by his friends, speech. He's a ladies man and usually single. His usually says phrases like, "dang," "dang ol'" and "I'll tell you what." Boomhauer is a classic-car freak. Oddly enough, he is the most intelligent of the bunch. Through the entire series we never knew what he did for a living, however, in the last episode of the series it is revealed he is a Texas Ranger. They show a badge in his bedroom. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Patch Boomhauer

• Voiced by Brad Pitt
• Boomhauer's perverted younger brother, he tries to marry Boomhauer's old crush, but Boomhauer relents on this fact, as he still has feelings for her. Patch ends up not getting married, due to a possiblility of apparent infidelity when strippers are hired for his bachelor party. He blames Boomhauer, but it is later determined that Boomhauer was innocent and later the blame is placed on Patch, who was the one to actually hire the strippers and ruin his own wedding. (entry by Naraku4656)

Meemaw Boomhauer-

• Only seen in one episode, when we see that Boomhauer's speech mannerisms are a family trait we see her give her wedding ring to  Boomhauer when he  was planing on proposing to a jogger that Bill had been lusting after. (entry by farnsworth2)

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THE SOUPHANOUSINPHONE FAMILY

Kahn Souphanousinphone

• Voiced by Toby Huss
• He is Connie's father and Mihn's husband. He is a systems analyst at an unknown company. He thinks that he is better than his neighbors. He often refers to them as "hillbillies" or "rednecks.", and such. He has a superiority complex that he boasts over everyone. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Minh Souphanousinphone

• Voiced by Lauren Tom
• Kahn's wife. Minh is a housewife and the mother of Connie. She always gives Peggy a hard time about her house and cooking. She is usually rude and snobby toward her neighbors. However, she is nicer than Kahn. She grew up in Laos and her father was a General. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Kahn "Connie" Souphanousinphone, Jr.

• Voiced by Lauren Tom
• Connie is the daughter of Kahn and Minh, and one of Bobby's best friends, and at one point his girlfriend. She is a smart over achiever who plays the violin. Although Connie's first name is Kahn, because her father wanted a son, she goes by Connie for obvious reasons. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Doggie Kahn Souphanousinphone

• Doggie is a West Highland White Terrier, who can do back flips and dance. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Tid Pao Souphanousinphone

• Voiced by Lucy Liu
• Tid Pao is Connie's delinquent cousin from Los Angeles. The reason she ended up in Texas was because she stole drugs from a gang.  She continued her bad ways and eventually go Bobby to help her create a meth lab. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Laoma Souphanousinphone

• Voiced by Amy Hill
• Laoma is Kahn's mother. She usually calls him by his full name, Kohng Koy Kahn. She is a kind and funny, hardworking woman. She loves to give Minh a hard time about her housework. Laoma started a romance with Bill, but it ended in the same episode that she first appeared in. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

General Gum

• Voiced by James Sie
• Usually referred to as "The General. He is Minh's father and hates Kahn. He appears only in one episode in which he tortures Kahn by besting Kahn at his renditions of the Karaoke song "The Morning After". (entry by TheOneTuttle)

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THE WASSONASONG FAMILY

Ted Wassonasong

• voiced by Mike Judge
• Envy of Kahn, he is a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club, an exclusive club that Kahn and Mihn want to join. They try joining several times but fail, until a golf tournament where Mihn shows off her golfing prowess, at which point, they are invited to join the club. Ted pities Kahn and Mihn, and states how he does not like how he feels that Kahn has lost his Laotian roots, and has even tried convincing Kahn to delve more into his heritage. (entry by Naraku4656)

Cindy Wassonasong

• voiced by Lauren Tom
• Wife of Ted Wassonasong. Also an affluent member of the Nine Rivers Country Club, both her and her husband are both looked up to and hated by Kahn and Mihn. Tried to offer Peggy a job in one episode, but it later came to light that Peggy was actually being taken into a pyramid scheme. (entry by Naraku4656)

Chane Wassonasong

• Voiced by Pamela Adlon
• Bratty school friend of Connie's and Bobby's, he is always trying to be paired up with Connie by her parents despite her inherit dislike for him. Fought Bobby in one episode, but after receiving an injury from Bobby, he resorts to verbal harrasment instead of physical. (entry by Naraku4656)

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THE STRICKLAND FAMILY

Buck Strickland

• voice by Stephen Root
• Owner of Strickland Propane. Buck was the one who brought Hank into the world (and obsession) of propane. Hank finds Buck to be a  very important person when it comes to propane. Hank (by accident) even told Buck he loved him. Buck is rich and uses his wealth to get with younger women. He even got saved to get closer to (and eventually asked to marry) Luanne but got hurt when she rejected him for being old, not physically fit, and plus she just wanted to install Christianity in him. He also likes to gamble & drink. Despite all this, Hank still views him as a valuable person. (entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

Elizabeth "Ms. Liz" Strickland

• voiced by:Kathleen Turner
• After she found out about the affair between Buck Strickland and Strickland propane employee Debbie Grund, she asked for a divorce and took over Strickland Propane. Liz gave Hank the manager position and Debbie the worst jobs possible. Buck once said that she could handle everything he does (drinking, gambling, cheating) but not at once. He even has a shotgun engraved with her name on it. Sheonce tried to seduce Hank but with no luck. She and Buck eventually getback together but later events with Buck show they didn't and ended it permanently. (entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

Jody "Ray Roy" Strickland:

• Voiced by Diedrich Bader
• Jody is Buck's son who runs his own Strickland Propane in Memphis. Buck calls him 'Ray Roy' because he was too drunk to remember his name. He is also just as despicable as his father (entry by drunkenwarrior)

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STRICKLAND PROPANE EMPLOYEES

Joe Jack

• Voiced by Toby Huss
• Joe Jack, friend of Hank's and his coworker at Strickland Propane, Joe Jack drives the fuel trucks and is seen doing other activities for Strickland in other episodes. Joe is an alcoholic and an avid gambler, leading to problems in his day to day life. He calls people "honey" regardless of gender, age, or rank inside or outside the company. (entry by viperxmns and Naraku4656)

Enrique

• Eloy Casados from 1997–1998, Danny Trejo from 2002–2009
• Enrique is a good-natured but annoying Hispanic truck driver at Strickland Propane. When he first appears, he is a much more soft-spoken character, and it is implied that he came to work in the United States to support his family back home - although later episodes clearly depict his family as living in Arlen (perhaps he sent for them once he had made enough money, though. (entry by smile_you_suck)

Debbie Grund

• voiced by Reese Witherspoon
• One of Buck Strickland's women that he cheated with, she is only seen as a speaking role in one episode, where she tried to kill Buck and Hank for Hank's interference in her relationship with Buck. He tried to get Buck and his wife back together, which made her angry enough to try and plot their murder at her hands. The plan to kill them fails due to a fatal error on her part, which leads Buck to find a new lover in her absence.(entry by Naraku4656)

Donna

• voiced by Pamela Adlon
• There are two Donnas who have both worked as Strickland and are called "Donna from Accounting." The first Donna is fired when Buck finds that she stole a few things. Buck tells Hank to get a new Donna. In " Lost in MySpace" the new Donna promoted to assistant manager but then fired, then hired again as accountant. It is also a know fact that she is bisexual and quite promiscuous (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Roger "Buddah" sack-

• Voiced by Chris Rock in first appearance, then by Phil LaMarr in subsequent appearances.
• First appearing as a comedian working for a DMV driving course, he pushes bobby to aspire to be a comedian. After the initial episode, he becomes hanks co-worker at Strickland Propane. (entry by farnsworth2)

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MEMBERS OF TOM LANDRY MIDDLE SCHOOL

Carl Moss 

• Voiced by Dennis  Burkley
• Principal of Tom Landry Middle School, which is the school that Bobby goes to. Friend of Hank's, but once had to suspend him from substitute teaching a shop class, due to a technicality within the rule system. He has frequent contact with Peggy, who usually substitute teaches Spanish class, but he had to fire her once when she used corporal punishment on a student in her class. (entry by Naraku4656)

Coach Kleehammer

• Voiced by Toby Huss
• Football coach at Tom Landry Middle School, is very sexist, and thus doesn't understand the need for women to play sports alongside men. He relates everything to football, with metaphors and other language that would normally only be used when referring to the sport. (entry by Naraku4656)

Stuart Dooley

• voiced by Mike Judge
• Somewhat of a jerk, Stuart mocks people after something happens, an example of this is when Stuart sees Bill happy and remarks about how Bill is all alone. His parents are looked down upon, as Stuart does not set a good example for the parenting abilities of his family, this was seen in the episode of when Stuart separated himself from his parents and a PTA meeting was held. (entry by Naraku4656)

Randy Miller

• Voiced by Cheryl Holliday in 1997-1999, and then by David Herman in 2000–2009
• Geeky classmate of Bobby's, who likes to see other people get in trouble for even the smallest things. He is a teacher's pet unliked by many of the other classmates, and likes to boast about his father's profession. He appeared in many of the earlier seasons, but only appeared a scant amount of times later in the series run. He is seen later getting picked on in one episode, and has to be saved by Bobby. In this episode it is clear that Randy has started puberty. (entry by Naraku4656)

Clark Peters

• voiced by Pamela Adlon
• Clark has a nasally voice, and a ponytail. He is the school bully, and a known pyromaniac, as he constantly remarks on how he likes to burn things. (entry by Naraku4656)

Ramon Alejandro

• voiced by Pamela Adlon
• He is the Hispanic cool kid from Tom Landry Middle School, who introduced himself with the line “Dude, lick your hand and spank her!” at Jordan’s co-ed slumber party. He was most outspoken when Bobby lead a walk-out protest at the school, and in the end, Ramon gets the girl. (entry by yazmineR)

Jordan Hilgren-Bronson

• Voiced by Eliza Dushku
• One of Bobby’s many crushes, Jordan is a cool chick that goes to Tom Landry Middle School. Although slightly nervous, she ends up in the closet with Bobby playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. While asking Bobby a list of questions before working up the nerve to kiss him, Hank busts the party. However, Hank chaperones the two on his idea of a date to the blacksmith, where Bobby almost steals a kiss! (entry by yazmineR)

Olivia

• Voiced by Rini Bell
• A teen radical activist-type that writes for the school paper at Tom Landry. Olivia notices Bobby after he rants and gets the faculty soda machines, being used to raise funds for the faculty retreat, removed from campus. Naturally, Bobby attempts to keep Olivia’s attention, which ends in Bobby leading a student walk-out, a protest walk into town, which ends in underage rioting in the street. When Olivia suggests burning down city hall, Bobby leads the protest to Strickland Propane for Hank reverse what he had started. (entry by yazmineR)

Emily the Hall Monitor

• voiced by Ashley Johnson
• Emily is the over zealous sixth grade hall monitor (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Lori

• Voiced by Jillian Bowen
• A classmate of Bobby and Joseph, she started dating Joseph and caused massive tension between Dale and Joseph. She broke up with Joesph over relationship differences. (entry by Naraku4656)

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OTHER SUPPORTING CHARACTERS (Alphabetical by first name)

Bob Jenkins

• voiced by Henry Gibson
• Reporter for "The Arlen Bystander", he has one eye because he lost the other one to a brain tumor, and his main rival is Peggy Hill. Bob tries to one up Peggy by breaking stories before she does and receiving all of the credit for it. He tries to get the promotions and raises that Peggy doesn't get for not wanting to report on smaller stories, like when she was supposed to report on a waffle house, but refused and Bob did it and reported Dale as the Smoking Bandit .(entry by Naraku4656)

Buckley

• Voiced by David Herman
• Buckley was the boyfriend of Luanne and an employee of Mega Lo Mart. He would often say rude, sarcastic comments especially to Luanne. He doesn't show much emotion when he talks to people mostly just says "hey." When Hank worked at Mega Lo Mart for a short period of time, he worked under Buckley. Hank once told Buckley to stop dragging the propane by the valve because it would cause a gas leak (and an eventual explosion). Buckley didn't listen and Mega Lo Mart ended up in an explosion. Just seconds before the explosion, Luanne broke up with him. This event was a season finale. When the next season began, we find out Buckley died. Buckley comes back as an angel to tell Luanne to go to community college. (entry by xXxSabrinaxXx)

Chuck Mangione

• Voiced by Chuck Mangione
• Mascot of Mega Lo Mart in Arlen, Texas although he becomes overwhelmed and hides from the Mega Lo Mart owners (oddly enough he chooses to do this in Arlen's Mega Lo Mart). He is known for his ability to play the flugelhorn. Mangione was also in the explosion of the Mega Lo Mart, as was Hank, Luanne and Luanne's boyfriend,Buckley (who died in that explosion). (entry by smile_you_suck)

Chris Sizemore

• Voiced by Chris Elliott
• Owner of Sizemore Realty, Chris Sizemore is Peggy’s cut-throat mentality boss with higher than reasonable standards and over inflated ego. He repeatedly sabotages Peggy’s attempts to sell properties, even when she is working for his firm. He is undoubtedly his own biggest fan, his firm’s highest selling realtor, and he most respects the clients with interests in the wealthy neighborhood of Arlen Heights. (entry by yazmineR)

David Kalaiki-Ali'i

• Voiced by Brendan Fraser
• David is a football player in Arlen High. They said he had a learning problem so he could play football even after he got an F from Peggy. He didn't want help because he thought he was too cool, but he finally buckled down and decided to try and learn something, after his mom embarrassed  him because of his learning disability. (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Eustace Miller

• voiced by David Herman
• Father of Randy Miller, patent lawyer, and former member of the "Straight Arrow". Eustace is constantly made fun of by Hank and his friends for not passing the Straight Arrow initiation, which Hank assumes his son won't pass either. Though he is a successful lawyer, Hank calls him a failure and useless for what seems like a trivial point in his life. (entry by Naraku4656)

Fred Ebberd

• Voiced by Chelcie Ross
• Fred works at the movie theater, and is also a member of the city council. (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Gary Kasner

• Voiced by Carl Reiner
• Introduced as Hank's Mom's new lover, Hank initially disapproves of her new relationship, and rejects Gary. Hank is turned blind by seeing Gary and Tilly having sex in the kitchen, but is later healed at a fundamental church when he accepts Gary as his mom's new lover. He is certain of his decision when seeing Gary stand up for Tilly against Cotton, which Hank felt it was then ok for his mother to be dating Gary. (entry by Naraku4656)

Irwin Linker

• Voiced by Jack Carter
• Cotton's wartime buddy, is an older gentleman who wears an oxygen tank. Is the only one out of Cotton's wartime buddies not to have a nickname. (entry by Naraku4656)

Jack

• Voiced by Brian Doyle-Murray
• Hank's barber, has mental problems that affect his ability to think straight when cutting hair. Once, his problem caused Hank to receive a bad haircut, embarrassing him in front of his friends and family. Was almost forced out of business by the salon "Hottyz" but was able to retain business with Luanne and Bill's help. (entry by Naraku4656)

Jimmy Whichard

• Voiced by David Herman
• Bobby's former boss, and town sociopath. He employed Bobby at a racetrack, where he regularly put Bobby's life in danger by having him do tasks that could have injured or killed him. Originally unsympathetic, Hank later finds out about Bobby's mistreatment, and pummels Jimmy. (entry by Naraku4656)

John Redcorn

• Voiced by Victor Aaron in 1997, Jonathan Joss in 1997–2009
• John is Nancy's former Native American "healer". Throughout the series he and Nancy Gribble have an ongoing love affair, to which Dale is never the wiser of. John Redcorn is the true father of Joseph. He works out of his trailer as a masseur. His clients are usually women and it is believed that he is usually making love with them. (entry by TheOneTuttle)

Lane Pratley

• Voiced by Dwight Yoakam in one episode, voiced by Dave Thomas in subsequent episodes
• Lane is a businessman who owns many car dealerships, and at one point is the manager of a roller derby team that Peggy was on. He is a shady businessman, who loses his roller derby team after Peggy and the skaters buy out the team out from under his untrustworthy hands. (entry by Naraku4656)

M.F. Thatherton

• Voiced by Burt Reynolds, then by Toby Huss after the character's first appearance
• Former employee of Strickland Propane, now turned rival of Buck Strickland. Dresses like a cowboy, and has a car with bull horns on it. Not well liked in the series, and is usually seen plotting against Strickland or the Hill family. (entry by Naraku4656)



McVie Hilgren-Bronson and  Mrs. Hilgren-Bronson

• Voiced by David Herman and Debra Messing respectively
• A hip, progressive, young couple and Parents to Jordan, a crush of Bobby’s. In “Get Your Freak Off,” The Bronson’s allow Jordan to have an unchaperoned co-ed slumber party. They agree with underage drinking (prefer apple martinis) as long as the kids do it at home, maintain open and friendly relationships with their kids, and hold a parenting philosophy opposite of a wall, being “a door that leads to a wold of experiences.” (entry by yazmineR)

Mrs. Kalaiki-Ali'i

• Voiced by Amy Hill
• She Is an insurance agent that Hank contacts when Kahn backs into his truck. (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Miss Kremzer

• Voiced by Jennifer Coolidge
• Luanne's beauty school teacher, who demeans her every attempt at trying to learn and do what she is told to do. She doesn't have a bad attitude towards any of the other students besides Luanne and compliments the other students whenever she can, and also seems to ignore the other students mocking Luanne for her abilities. (entry by Naraku4656)

Ms. Wakefield

• Voiced by Marion Ross
• Elderly woman, believes she is dying and wishes to die in the Hill's house, as she was the former owner of the house and feels attached to it. The family does not agree with her wish to die in the house, and just wishes she would leave them alone. Later, she decides she's not quite ready to die and leaves to live her life. (entry by Naraku4656

Monsignor Martinez-

• Voiced by Mike Judge
• A reoccuring priest on Peggie"s favortie spanish drama,  Los Dias y Las Noches de Monsignor Martinez in season 8 the actual actor playing Monsignor Martinez made an appearance in the show, and invited Peggy to stay at his home for a week in mexico, where she vastly misunderstood his intentions (entry by farnsworth2)

Nguc Phong

• Voiced by James Sie
• Legendary Laotian guerilla leader, Nguc Phong, fought against communist forces in his homeland. Since the war, he has devoted himself to preserving the Lao culture in memory of his fallen comrades. Therefore, Nguc Phong, takes the Laotian culture very seriously and sees Khan’s extreme disconnection with his heritage offensive. He, along with Ted Wasanasong, convince Khan to join the Lao rebel alliance to regain his honor and connect with his native heritage. (entry by yazmineR)

Octavio

• Voiced by Mike Judge
• Dale's Mexican right hand man. During the series he's seen doing random tasks for Dale, such as gathering alien urine and spying (entry by farnsworth2)

Reverend Karen Stroup

• Voiced by Mary Tyler Moore in 1999, then Ashley Gardner in subsequent years
• Orgininaly from Minnisotta  she was assigned to Arlen after  Reverend Thomason left. She had started a relationship with Bill Dauterive, but Bill pushed her away, is also a avid Minnesota Vikings fan. (entry by farnsworth2)

Reverend Thomason

• Little is known of him but was replaced by Reverend Stroup after leaving to start an online ministry (entry by farnsworth2)

Rooster

• Voiced by Phil Hendrie
• “Rooster” is an old acquaintance of Mr. Strickland’s from Arkansas who tries to capitalize on the illegal food truck business when Arlen’s City Council bans trans-fats. In “Trans- Fascism,” Mr. Strickland and Rooster compete for the underground food dollars, but Rooster’s dirty ways not only get him ran out of town, but the food banned lifted! (entry by yazmineR)

Sergeant "Topsy" Toppington

• Voiced by Stephen Root
• Toppington is another war buddy of Cotton Hill. He usually helps Cotton in his hate filled schemes. He could infllate his cheeks like Dizzy Gillespie, and according to Cotton, he had to have all his teeth pulled out because they were badly decayed. He also has not slept in twenty years. In a later episode, he is left for dead after a plan of cotton's goes wrong. His death is confirmed as Cotton is left his estate. (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Serana Shaw

• Voiced by Milla Jovovich
• From neighboring school Frontier Middle School, Serena makes her only appearance in the series as the coolest girl at Jordan’s co-ed slumber party. She takes control by starting the Seven Minutes in Heaven game proclaiming herself as god, yet reluctant to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey after Hank busts the unchaporoned festivities. (entry by yazmineR)

Sharona Johnson

• Voiced by Dawnn Lewis
• Classmate of Luanne's in the beauty school. She is seen being praised by Mrs. Kremzer while styling hair, while Luanne is being shunned. She constantly bothers Luanne about never being able to meet the same standards that she and her friends are at. She makes it obvious that she doesn't believe that Luanne has talent and drop out as a failure. (entry by Naraku4656)

Spongy

• Voiced by Toby Huss
• Spongy is a hobo that says he was kicked out of the mental hospital by Ronald Reagan. He lives in downtown Arlen. He first shows in "The Texas Panhandler" episode. He was also in "The Boy Can't Help It" where he refuses a custom made shopping cart from Dale and Boomhauer because he doesn't want to draw attention to himself. (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Stinkey

• Voiced by Edward Asner
• Stinkey is one of Cotton Hill's wartime friends who was rather fat and had diabetes, later on he dies, and his ashes are flushed down a toilet used by general patton. (entry by drunkenwarrior)

 Ted "Pops" Popazito

• Voiced by Jim Cummings
• One of Cotton's war buddies who ived next to Bill for eighteen years. He was always mean to hank and the rest for using "modern" Tools. He eventually dies on from a heart attack on his lawn mower. (entry by drunkenwarrior)

Tom Landry

• Voiced by Phil Hendrie
• Mr. Tom Landry, after whom Arlen Middle School was named, won two Super Bowls as Dallas Cowboys Coach, invented the “flex defense,” and was a WWII veteran. He is not only a figure of Texas pride, but appears in a dream as Hank’s good conscience when Hank is conflicted about participating in an illegal food truck plot. (entry by yazmineR)

Wesley Cherish

• Voiced by Andy Richter
• Wesley moved to Arlen from Fort Worth with his wife Annette and his six kids, but only his two boys Roby and Corey make an appearance. They are homeschooled and forbidden to play sports or watch television. (entry by drunkenwarrior)