10-25-2009 08:00 PM
HANK-Why did you build Sugarfoots Barbacue next to the singles complex?
MR. STRICKLAND- Because, I like to eat, I like to **BLEEP**, but I dont like to drive.
10-25-2009 09:35 PM
Cotton: You think Lincoln asked for girly gas when they blow'd his head off?
Cotton: Good god, Hank. You got a fat neck.
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10-25-2009 10:37 PM
10-26-2009 12:39 AM
"We'll see who can't drive their grandson at night with no glasses and no drivers license, using a mop handle to reach the pedels....Let's go"
10-26-2009 12:49 AM
10-26-2009 11:08 AM
10-26-2009 03:14 PM
10-28-2009 03:37 PM
Im not quite shure how it goes i think this is it...
Ive had three racing turtles for the last three years and ive never raced them, im such a hypocrite.-Dale gribble
10-28-2009 05:58 PM
10-29-2009 02:09 PM
10-29-2009 05:22 PM
11-03-2009 05:10 PM
That's my purse! I don't know you!
11-03-2009 05:14 PM
Cotton Hill! My fav charcter on the show! LMAO as im typing!
Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.
I don't take no anesthesia. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
11-03-2009 08:19 PM
11-03-2009 10:17 PM
One of my favorites.
Hank (Yelling from what I assume is his room): "Dang it, I'm out of clean socks. Gah dang it!"
11-05-2009 10:08 PM
"I'm wet and I don't even know it" - Bobby, Phish and Wildlife
11-17-2009 04:48 AM
Bobby: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! *kicks a guy in the groin*
11-17-2009 07:05 AM
11-17-2009 04:35 PM
You don't know who I am, but I know where you live. And if you teach that class, Sex Ed Teacher, I will make you pay. - Dale
11-17-2009 04:36 PM
I'm gonna take your blood and replace it with my rabies infested blood thereby gaining your knowledge of propane and propane acccessories.
11-17-2009 05:54 PM
Bobby imitating Hank: Now where did I put my pantyhose?
Peggy to Hank: How are you supposed to live out your fantasy with all these naked women around?
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