King of the Hill

[Martinsugar]

"I think we could all probably use a bath" - Bill Dauterieve

[sleepyirv]

Hank: A child with a toll in each hand has no hands left to do drugs!
Principal Moss: If he wanted to do drugs bad enough he'll just put the tools down.

[OneWayDevil]

''you have pms which is easy to understand... you just yell and yell and yell or you just cry and cry and cry...''

wow...

[akihironihongo]

I take it you got that from tonight's episode?

my favorite quote from that episode is:

"ugh, how much meat do you eat in a year?!"

"Oh wait we figured this out once."

[OneWayDevil]

lol yea, i flipped the tube on to catch the new robotchicken and that was on towards the end.

[akihironihongo]

I really like:

"This dinner is really good mrs. hill."

"Oh thank you connie. Your mother was a big help. She suggested I stir the macaroni with a spoon."

HAHA I just LOVE the way she pronounces spoon.

[CommandoBrando]

"I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is.  You knew that when you married me!" - Hank Hill

[sparkythewonderdog]

When the megalomart blows up and Hank says "Boomhauer call 911"...freakin awesome

[deceased]

squireel tatic

[AnimeDyme]

Dale - "Stupid Bees!  Look at the big purple one trying to wiggle its way in here.."

[Mister_Belding]

"From now on the only woman I'm pimpin' is Sweet Lady Propane, and I'm trickin' her out all over this town!" - Hank

[Greengreengreenred]

Dale: Yup

Bill: Yup

Boomhauer: Mh--

Hank (interjecting): Got-dang right!