King of the Hill

[teletoondetour]

What do you think are the most memorable quotes from King of The Hill?

[teletoondetour]

HANK-Why did you build Sugarfoots Barbacue next to the singles complex?

MR. STRICKLAND- Because, I like to eat, I like to **BLEEP**, but I dont like to drive.

[KentuckySpaceMonkey]

Cotton: You think Lincoln asked for girly gas when they blow'd his head off?

And

Cotton: Good god, Hank. You got a fat neck.

[Shub_Niggurath]

Dale: Tingling...and burning...itching, itching, burning...and blindness...intense burning...Hank, get your hose...NOW!

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[comfortably_numb]

Hank: I oughta tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!

[HillbillyZombie]

"We'll see who can't drive their grandson at night with no glasses and no drivers  license, using a mop handle to reach the pedels....Let's go"

-Cotton Hill 

[AS_anime_watcher]

Bobby: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! *kicks a guy in the groin*

[weasd]

Hank:Im goin 2 kick ur azz

[AS_anime_watcher]

Hank: BAWWWWW!

[Shub_Niggurath]

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AS_anime_watcher wrote:
Bobby: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! *kicks a guy in the groin*

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[david_wayne]

Im not quite shure how it goes i think this is it...

Ive had three racing turtles for the last three years and ive never raced them, im such a hypocrite.-Dale gribble

[PhonicsMonkey]

Mr. Big is pleased -Hank as "Mr. Big"

[Samurai_Champloo_Fan]

"No agony, no braggony!" -Gorilla

Joseph: "I hear Connie's Aunt Flo is in town."
Bobby: "Yeah, probably because she got her period."

Kahn: Dauterive, my mother get home two hours late last night. You work her overtime?!
*Dale and Boomhauer stifle laughter*
Bill: I'm sorry, Kahn. We lost track of the hour.
Kahn: Well, that unacceptable! Every time my mother come home from your house she sweaty and exhausted!
*Dale and Boomhauer stifle laughter*
Hank: Come on guys, cool it.
Kahn: From now on, you stop riding her so hard!
*Hank, Dale and Boomhauer break out laughing*

[Kehotik_Angel]

That's one of the few times Hank actually laughs about something like that.

[Samurai_Champloo_Fan]

Which goes to show that even someone as repressed as Hank finds unintentional innuendo hilarious...

[CarteldePenjamillo]

(Bobby)

That's my purse! I don't know you!

[CarteldePenjamillo]

Cotton Hill! My fav charcter on the show! LMAO as im typing!

Them tojos came at me faster than i could gut 'em ,so i had to gut 'em faster.

I don't take no anesthesia. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"

[XeroRecoil]

"I sell propane and propane accessories".

[Kehotik_Angel]

One of my favorites.

Hank (Yelling from what I assume is his room): "Dang it, I'm out of clean socks. Gah dang it!"

[AS_anime_watcher]

"I'm wet and I don't even know it" - Bobby, Phish and Wildlife

[BillDauterive]

hahaha yes, that was an awesome one,

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AS_anime_watcher wrote:
Bobby: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! *kicks a guy in the groin*

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[Samurai_Champloo_Fan]

Bill: "I have to go with him, Hank; he called me 'bro'."

Bill: "When people yell at me, I do what they say!"

Joseph: "You're talking so loud, of course I'm in!"

Hank: "All these years I've thought of propane as a dignified lady, but she can also be a dirty girl."

Joe Jack: "They can't look in my locker unless they're cops, right honey?"

[CarteldePenjamillo]

You don't know who I am, but I know where you live. And if you teach that class, Sex Ed Teacher, I will make you pay. - Dale

[CarteldePenjamillo]

Dales Hilarious.

I'm gonna take your blood and replace it with my rabies infested blood thereby gaining your knowledge of propane and propane acccessories.

[Kehotik_Angel]

Bobby imitating Hank: Now where did I put my pantyhose?

Peggy to Hank: How are you supposed to live out your fantasy with all these naked women around?