Canadian's get a bad rap, but I have personally met some FINE ASS Canadians in Texas. Like...marry-me-and-have-my-babies, fine.
Anyways...
King of the Hill...
This is always my first chance of the day to REALLY get medicated (younger sibling awake the rest of the day) . So I always watch King of the Hill with a vape...
I think boomhauer has the right idea...
Is Canada really dismanteling, or has Canada dismanteled their Navy? Hank said that...
Hank thinks America is the worlds welcome mat...Not any more...
Welcome mats don't build fences 
"Ride High, Ride Strong" HELL YEAH, that's fuuuuuudgein right 
Do Canadian's (or does anyonr) treat Texas water like Mexico water? Like in this episode????
They should make an episode about Hank forcing that old widow to move that he mentions 
Got a keg, and strategically planning it, like a group of college kids 
Do Canadians that don't blaze, or party, snitch as fast as the Canadians in this episode did?
Just so everyone knows, all the comercials are fake...Texas doesn't really have everything they say is in Arlen. They're just hilarious...
And is Arlen Arlington X Allen?
I want to get like 3 kegs, and keep them going to like a month
Like seriously, in a couple years. I'm doing it 
Don't mess with Texas
Texan's are the real Americans 
/good neighbors, that's what matters 
"I'd rather be a lightning rod, than a seismograph."
"The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon."