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mistyblack
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king of the hill funny quotes

 some funny king of the hills quotes ?

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Bill: "Peppermint Schnapps makes me sloppy."
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what episode that came from ?

 

that funny

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The one with Mrs. Wakefield. The old woman that wanted to die in Hank's house.
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Hank: "I'm not gay, I sell propane!"
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some episodes i not sure

 

hank hill quotes i gonna your  kick **♣ lucky charms ♣ **

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this episodes is from aisle 8a

 

hank hill quote was something he was the nurse said  from the hospital have to go some store

tampon or pad i get a band aid i dont remeber how the quote when?

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"Take that crown off so I can kick your **♣ lucky charms ♣ **."

 

MARIE: You want a kiss?
BOBBY: Well, I'm willing to try anything once. I didn't think I'd like fruit pies, but then I tried them, and if your kiss is anything like a fruit pie, then... 

 

 

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that very funny its make me laugh :smileyvery-happy:

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Luanne: "Uncle Hank! Bobby is trying to get out of marrying me!"

 

Hank (in kitchen): "Bobby, you cut that out!"

 

From the episode when Bobby was forced to marry his cousin when he accidentally got her "pregnant."

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i saw that in 1:00 in mourning i love that episode :smileyhappy:

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Yup, I saw it then too. :smileytongue:
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that great :robotvery-happy:

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bill: ive been using this spray for ten years... quick-working,my **♣ lucky charms ♣ **!!!
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what episode was that ?

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that funny :robotvery-happy:

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the one where luannes mom gets out of prison

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Hank to Bill "You better cover that crack before I put a quarter in it."
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mistyblack wrote:

this episodes is from aisle 8a

 

hank hill quote was something he was the nurse said  from the hospital have to go some store

tampon or pad i get a band aid i dont remeber how the quote when?


NURSE: Here's a list of products for Connie that you can pick up at any pharmacy.
HANK: Couldn't you just give her the stuff? You are a hospital.
NURSE: No, you have to go and buy them.
HANK: I mean, let's say you got stitches. You might sent me home with a box of Band-Aids if I asked for them, right?
NURSE: Band-Aids aren't going to work in this situation. Please, don't try Band-Aids.

 

 

 And funniest quote is up for debate, but the contest for BEST quote isn't even close. They did it in the third season with an exchange that is satirical, poignant, silly, and witty at the same time.


HANK: Bobby, I never thought I'd need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking.
BOBBY: Why do you have to hate what you don't understand?
HANK: I don't hate you, Bobby.
BOBBY: I meant soccer.
HANK: Oh. Oh, yeah, I hate soccer. Yes.

 

 My personal fave for funniest quote comes from the episode where they see Bill's family in New Orleans and meet his cousin Gilbert. During one of the final scenes, alll the desperate and lonely Dauterive women are fighting over Bill, and he can't find out who his cousin is so he can get it on with the other two. So they're fighting for awhile in the dark, when all of a sudden...

GILBERT (turns on the lights to reveal he's sitting on a couch in Bill's room)

BILL: Gilbert??

GILBERT: Your cousin is Violetta.
BILL: Oh... how long you been sitting there?
GILBERT: (takes a long drag of his cigarette) Thirty-five years. 

 

 

Big list of awesomeness here.

 

 

Message Edited by vcalzone on 04-26-2009 03:41 AM
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that episode is funny

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