King of the Hill

[Ryokazoid]

i hate. hank. WITH A SEETHING PASSION.

he's such a **NaClO** stupid **NaClO**.

i hate peggy too...i want to knock her dumb **NaClO** off the pedistool she's put herself on and bash her face in with a jagged pipe.

god forbid i ever come across anyone like these people in real life.

[comfortably_numb]

There's a guy that looks like Hank in my microsoft office class

[MrVain]

To be fair, Hank Hill is fairly moderate.  He tries to recycle and be green and he's not against gay rights.

Word of God says that Peggy was designed to be the type of woman who exemplifies all the bad quality of the lesser sex.

[Jairbreaux]

There's something wrong with you if you hate Hank Hill.

[Da_Killa_Ounze]

[friendly reminder: it's a cartoon]

[now breathe]

[BreeDaniels]

Do you use charcoal?

[LightHawkGenesis]

Peggy's one thing, but why Hank? He's opinionated, but reasonable enough that you could get him to agree with a rational argument if you just used propane and football as metaphors.

[deceased]

word

[Dark_Lord_Khrima]

The thing about the show is that the people in it are like people in real life. They all have their good and bad parts, so I think yeah, Hank does have his **BOO** moments, but he also has his good moments.

[FalgoreXYX]

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Ryokazoid wrote:

i hate. hank. WITH A SEETHING PASSION.

he's such a **NaClO** stupid **NaClO**.

i hate peggy too...i want to knock her dumb **NaClO** off the pedistool she's put herself on and bash her face in with a jagged pipe.

god forbid i ever come across anyone like these people in real life.

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If you "came across" hank in real life he would break your skull open with a nine iron. Everything he says is correct aside from his statement that skunky generic soda tastes the same as name brand. Soccer sucks!!!!!..

                                    CodeguruX

[darkfaith91]

imagine smoking pot with hank hill

[100corpses]

They are supposed to be modeled after a typical American family living in that type of environment, plus you can't expect much character structure from a Judge comedy

[LightHawkGenesis]

Hank is seriously the one American cartoon character whom I would love to meet and converse with.

[TheSoilworker]

Even though I like him as a cartoon character, I bet we wouldn't exactly get a long irl.

[Jayplex]

Hank is alright mainly because I like his morals and his general love for the simple things in life. I hate Peggy I would refused to talk to any woman who is that full of herself it is just obnoxious. Plus she looks like a dude haha.

[SONIKonKRONIK]

I like hank because hes so simple and he's so oblivious to it. The humor he brings is not for everyone and it can take a while for them to get Hank. I find him hilarious.

[camzombie]

you trollin

[ThaDreazie]

F*Bomb Hank Hill and F*Bomb this entire program.  It doesn't belong on Adult Swim... I actually looked at the listings today, it's taking up WAY too much airtime on Adult Swim. 

Hank Hill **grok**.  He has a narrow eurethra.  He is homophobic... he is mortified of his effeminate, histrionic son.  Is that funny?  Ha-Ha... Ha.  Hank would never vote for gay marriage.  All alone... just Hank, God, and Uncle Sam in that little booth... oh, no... he'd vote against gay marriage.  Anyone who says Hank is fairly moderate is just confusing his spineless fear of confrontation with something else more noble. 

Truth is, everything scares the S*Bomb out of Hank because he doesn't understand anything beyond football, mowers, and propane.  He's probably afraid of **grok** for the same reason.  Hank Hill is as big of a F*Bomb idiot as Tom Anderson, the idiot character he spun off of from Beavis and Butt-Head. 

Let's face it, when it comes to cartoons, Mike Judge is only good at one thing: idiots.  He knows em.  He loves em.  He probably IS one.

Now let's look at movies... what are there, Office Space and Extract.  Office Space, we all agree was funny.  Extract SSSS UUUUCCCK  KKKED bad. 

Mike Judge just **grok** my S*Bomb through a rubber hose.  He's past his prime.  Put him out to pasture.  Render his body parts down for their essential vitamins and minerals and spread it on animal feed and crop fields for the proliferation of export commodities.

King of the HIll: stick a fork in it, it's done.  FTW

[FinShaggy]

**beast**, that's a little harsh. They were just raised by some fuuuuuudgeed up individuals.

[hankofthehill]

Haha my old neighbor was exactly like Hank Hill. We used to borrow WD-40 from him and he'd always fix stuff for us.

[akihironihongo]

hank's an ass, but the show is hilarious.

in fact his being an ass adds to the comedy of the show.