Lucy, Daughter of the Devil

[itsacoaster]

Okay, you are officially signed up.

Just so ya know, you picked what most Lucy fans think is the worst episode of the series. Hurray for you!

[xXxSABRINAxXx]

How did you get a kudos weight of 3?

[itsacoaster]

I got the closest Super Bowl prediction. So a +1 to kudos weight was my prize.

[770312]

Huh. I thought it was funny enough. Actually, the funny thing is, I've only ever seen one episode of this show before and it was this one. XD I really need to check out the others though. Especially now that I know they each have a different opening and it's tied into the episode... that is just frickin awesome. Anywho... hopefully this isn't bad:

Intro: Meatamation! One part meat, one part claymation, a simple yet elegent piano piece, and a dash of vocal makes for the perfect opening sequence to an episode filled with food love. 

Spray It All Out There: Senator Whitehead's son, Tad, needs a job and the Devil is just the man to find that job. Problem is, Tad is a sex-offender. This is only half the problem, though, as Whitehead manages to call on Satan's hygiene issues with a little phrase "spray it all out there."

Better Get This Into The Kitchen: Tad has a job and that job is a busboy at the very bar Lucy works at. He tries to make small talk with Lucy here, but she's cleary not interested and something is a bit off with his interests. Like building a life sized, left-overs replica of Lucy in storage.

The Worst Online Dating Site: Becky and the Devil work to cover up Senator Whitehead's son being on the Sex Offender Registry. Nothing is ever so simple and the two quickly become distracted with an art project.

Creepy Busboy: DJ Jebus makes his appearance at the bar and shows his hand at Foodigami - the art of making things out of folding food. Lucy is asked to retrieve chicken breasts to make a "flock of little chicken poodles." When Lucy goes to the back she discovers Tad's own foodigamy and tries to leave, but Tad has other plans.

Your Son is a Freak: Lucy finds herself trapped by Tad and is now a live model. The not-so-soundproof storage room and her boyfriend are no help in getting her released. Elesewhere, the Devil makes an appearance at Whitehead's function and has loose lips about the Senator's son. 

That's The Time: Lucy, still held captive, gets a disturbing show as Tad moves his relationship with the left-overs replica to the next step. Setting the mood is the Devil's musical performance at Whitehead's function. Much to Lucy's dismay, still no one can hear her.

How's Biz?: The Devil and Becky finish their sex offender art project and want to share it with the perfect person - Tad. Satan gives Tad a call about the project and the two strick a conversation. Lucy, despite her yelling through the entire conversation, is still not heard. 

Since this is the only episode I've seen, I'm not sure if it's a bar or restaurant. If it's the later, that word just needs to be changed. Also, I'm not sure if Satan is ever referred to by that. If not, that just needs to be changed to the Devil. Aaaan, Jebus can be changed to the appropriate spelling. Stupid filter. =\

[itsacoaster]

It's a Mexican cantina called Tequila Sally's. So it's a little bit bar and a little bit restaurant.

If you want to watch more, I believe that half the season is in the Video section, rotating every week. The pilot episode is always there. Barring that, you could always buy the DVD.

But... good job with the descriptions! Looks great! You get to have an image up to 100px high by 200 px wide. Whenever you get it ready (and the rest of your sig, too), post it here and I'll tell Humbug.

And have some kudos, darn it!

[770312]

There were about five or six episodes in there when I checked earlier, I'll probably go with those first and see what I think. Internet is being all funkeh right now. Bleh.


Awesome. Now to decide what I want it to be... something advertising the book club or peace. >_>

You have kudos too! For setting this up and making that amazingly and super helpful clip guide. Seriously that thing is cool.

[Explosivo_420]

Episode 3 - Dildo Factory

Clip One:

Intro - Making Lucy

This short animated clip visualizes the mighty struggle of satanic **grok** against an unmovebale circle known as the woman's egg. One of those lucky devils breaks through and then that creation morphes into the loveable main character known as Lucy, The Daughter of the Devil.

Clip Two:

Black Sea Shrimp Forks

The Fathers tell the tale of the "Last Serving Set" featuring the "black sea shrimp forks" which are able to pierce through the anti-**grok**, (according to legend). Then, they must tell the tale of why no one was there to sign for the set's delivery.

Clip Three:

Plans for Sinsperations

This scene features The Devil and his assistant Becky discussing some interesting survey results for their Dildo Factory. Apparently an increase in self-pleasure around the world will destroy society, however there is one person he wishes wasn't a customer.

Clip Four:

Breaking A Record

This clip features a post-modern take on a **grok** miracle, legitimized by Corporate Sponsorship and Internet Broadcast.

Clip Five:

A Special Order Dildo

Here, DJ **grok** comes up with an idea for immortalizing his great feat of standing for three days and three nights. You guessed it,.....it's a dildo.

Clip Six:

Leave Me Alone

The Devil is getting some disturbing emails from Lucy regarding new product ideas. Thankfully these images have been kept blurred, for safety's sake.

Clip Seven:

I'm Coming!

The Fathers continue to deal with their sea fork shipment. Old frustrations with the package delivery guy are renewed. Us Magazine is read cover to cover.

Clip Eight:

Must Be Strong

DJ **grok** must resist temptation by watching his best friend be viciously murdered by dogs. Will he stay strong?

Clip Nine:

These Sinsperations

This is an inspired musical number sung while touring through a magical mysterious Dildo factory. This should end well.

Clip Ten:

Background Check

The Fathers are still stuck dealing with the package company. Apparently you need two forms of I.D. when picking up ancient religious weaponry.

Clip Eleven:

That Horrible Dildo

All the problems attached to dildo promotion have finally gotten to The Devil. However, a dildo-ian miracle has happened, and thanks to Lucy and her horrible creation, masturbation has come back around full force

[Explosivo_420]

i'll do episode 4 a little bit later, like tomorrow or so.

here are the edited words, in order.

s p e r m

c h r i s t

j e s u s

j e s u s

j e s u s

sorry if there's any poor grammer or misspellings.

[itsacoaster]

The episodes up in the Video section right now are 1-6. Next week it will be 7-11, and 1 will still be there.

[itsacoaster]

All right. Thanks for getting this one done. I plan on editing all of them for grammar so no problem.

[Explosivo_420]

Episode Four: Temptasia

Clip One:

Intro Holding Hands

"Look at all the people holding hands. Holding hands around the world. It's making me want to go wash my hands. Dirty hands around the world, yeah"

Clip Two:

Burning Man Prophecy

The unholy storm of Burning Man approaches. The Fathers and the followers await the arrival of DJJesus, and The Devil dispatches a plan for distraction upon the divine disc jockey.\

Clip Three

Tempting DJ **grok**

Fate collides with Destiny when DJJesus and The Devil meet in the Desert.

Clip Four

Starting to Feel Weird

The Fathers lose focus when they begin to consume items found at Burning Man.

Clip Five

All Smooshed Together

The Devil unveils his greatest temptation: A Brothel/Big-Cat Sanctuary named "Temptasia". DJJesus unveils his affection for things "smooshed" and then argues with The Devil about how words should be smooshed.

Clip Six

Mill or Himalountain?

Seriously, how to do you smoosh? I have to agree with the Devil, it is for shortening words, not extending them. The End.

Clip Seven

Temptasia Mountain

DJJesus is unimpressed by the Brothel and the old women who work it. There are no tigers.

Clip Eight

Get behind me, Satan

"Driving to burrrrrning man, Driving to burrrrrning man, Driving to burrrning man, Becky's in theeee backseat"

Clip Nine

Look at that Candle!

DJJesus makes it to Burning Man at the last second and is unphased by his experience in the desert. You know what, it turned out for the best for everyone anyways.

There you go coasty! That was actually fun watching those clips and whatnot! Now I feel apart of this board for all times.

[itsacoaster]

Good work! You have earned your prize, an image up to 100 pixels high by 500 pixels wide. When you have it ready post it here and I'll tell The Bug.

And here's a few kudos, to boot.

[Explosivo_420]

Well Gee Whiz!

Here it is, I think it is simple yet elegant

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g240/Explosivo420/sig.jpg

Please link it to http://adultswim.com

[770312]

Alrighty, I have my image.

http://sachiko.me/images/asmb_bc1.png

I would like it centered and made a clickable image that goes to: http://www.goodreads.com/group/show/36031._asmb_Book_Club

Also, below it, I'd like in just plain text for it so say [image created by Sachiko]... in size 8 font. Or am I suppose to put that there and then wait for the image? That might be a little weird. >_>

[itsacoaster]

That's not very hard, so Humbug probably won't mind doing that much. I'll let him know.

[itsacoaster]

I also wanted to mention... in not even 24 hours we've had three winners. Soon to be four.

Thanks, guys, for making this event a success!

[770312]

Could I sign up for another episode? I'd go for episode 6, which isn't quite 20 clips, but it's the closest I can get with the available episodes.


If I can do this, instead of having one 100x500 picture, could I have two 100x200 pictures next to each other?

[itsacoaster]

Do you want an image for an alt or something?

[770312]

Ah, I edited in a question...

If I can do this, instead of having one 100x500 picture, could I have two 100x200 pictures next to each other?

[if not, i'd still like to do the episode and i'd just stick with the image i submitted already]

[itsacoaster]

I don't see why not. Go ahead and pick another episode.

[770312]

Episode 6 it is then!

I'll post the clip descriptions here shortly.

[770312]

Episode 6 - Human Sacrifice

[1] Intro Clip: Sit back and listen to some classic rock with this fiery performance by one rockin' sacrifice. 

[2] Performing Human Sacrifice: A satanic cult, hosted by none other than Senator Whitehead, meets to perform a ritual sacrifice. Punctual as always, Satan shows up at the end of the party. 

[3] Anyone You Wanna Sacrifice?: The ritual devolves into a social party where devoted followers can mingle with Satan. Whithead decides to ask Satan who he would like for the "real" sacrifice at Bohemian Grove. After a moment of discussion, Satan gives Lucy a call... 

[4] Pledging My Soul: At the tail end of the Party Satan is confronted by a follower wanting to sell his soul to be a great comedian. Problem is, he doesn't know how to do it. Turns out selling your soul is done online these days.

[5] Like Eyes Wide Shut: While DJ Jebus and Judas are chilling, Jebus gets a call for a special performance request at Whitehead's upcoming dance/orgy/polical campaign at Bohemian Grove. The Special Fathers and Mother listen in on the call and make plans of their own for the event.

[6] I'd Wear This to an Orgy: Special attire is required at a sacrifice, specifically masks. The Special Fathers and Mother head to a mask shop to pick out the perfect disguises. Picking out a mask for an orgy is harder than it seems.

[7] Poop Jokes: Poop jokes prove to be more important than life long plans as Becky tries to remind Satan of needing Lucy to be with the Senator. Everyone loves poop jokes, right?

[8] Reggie, the Poop Comedian: Satan visists Reggie the Comedian about what types of jokes he should perform as the opening to the sacrifice. Reggie is a little unsure, but Satan insists it's perfect.

[9] Not an Orgy: On her way to some political event with her dad, Lucy gives Jebus a call to pass the time. Jebus lets her know she is also going to an event... that is definitely not an orgy. Jebus unknowingly let's himself be locked up in a sacrificail cage; meanwhile, the Special Fathers and Mother arrive on the scene with their masks.

[10] Opening for Satan: Reggie, The Poop Comedian, nervously opens the show for Satan's sacrifice. While Satan greatly enjoys the jokes, no one else seems to. He has something to say, and show, about this. The Special Fathers and Mother, despite being on the property, have a little trouble finding their way around. 

[11] Let's Get This Party Started: Satan becons Senator Whitehead to start the main event. Unfortunaly, DJ Jebus' beats can't be held by any cage and so he begins rocking it out. In a moment of panic Whitehead sacrifices one of the followers, Reggie the Poop Comedian. 

[itsacoaster]

Looks good to me. Go ahead and find the other image you want.

[Ayria]

Episode 9

Intro: Go To Sleep: This episode of Lucy starts off with a sequence right out of Nightmare on Elm Street.

Drowsiness,Nightmares & Psychotic Episodes: Note to self: always read those annoying little disclaimers before buying a product.

Keyed Up: Special Father #1 purchased a Dreamster which freaks the sister out when he plays it for her. Not surprising as it sounds like what some film students might hear if they were stranded in the woods in the middle of the night.

What’s With All the Yeast?: DJ **grok** reveals that he’s 1.) claustrophobic and 2.) that his idea of staying committed to Lucy is to do body shots off of scantily clad girls.

Your Ultimate Nightmare: Special Father #1 gets a visit from Satan disguised as Dr. Franz Weiner whilst searching for the bathroom. No… wait… he found it.

Your Lumpy Skin: “You’re more like Fruedy Krueger!” This should have been DJ **grok**’ cue to get out of there.

Just Pissed: When your father is the first person you go to when you need to vent about problems with your boyfriend it’s a sign that you need to go find yourself some actual friends.

The Pope Emailed Me: Special Father #1 discovers something he’s scared of and it turns out to be one of those Alien-esque scenarios. Also a warning about chain letters and the effect they have on humanity.

Grab Your Vial: If you’ve ever wanted to know what Satan looked like in a sequined leotard your search has come to an end.

What A Weird Dream: Special Father #1 wakes up to a horrible living nightmare.

The Resurrocktion: DJ **grok** attempts the most deadly escape of them all! Only one problem: there is no escape! Come to think of it that’s probably why it’s so deadly…

Do Not Slap My Face Again: DJ **grok** nearly dies the way he lived, with his faced buried between the breasts of a skanky girl. Luckily Lucy comes to his rescue and wakes him from his nightmare.

[itsacoaster]

Is there anything that comes after "Drowsiness" in the first description?

Other than that, everything looks great! You can have an image up to 100px high by 500px wide. (Or, if you want, two 100x200 images, since I offered it to 770312.) Whenever you get it ready, post it here and I'll let Humbug know you won.

And I found some kudos laying around. You can have them.